Reborn: You Vile Thing, Get Lost

The heavens, the human world, the demon realm: handsome men know no borders.

To the Three Realms, Young Master Yu is a gentle, jade-like man, a figure as ethereal as an immortal. A blue pearl shaped like a teardrop hangs between his brows, and he wears flowing blue gauze. His eyes are as deep as water, captivating and irresistible, yet impossible to approach. Men and women, young and old, demons and monsters alike are all powerless to resist him. Whenever Young Master Yu goes out, the city's residents pour into the streets, cheering along his route and causing traffic jams that last for ages.

In short, humans and nonhumans alike sing his praises:

“This man belongs in heaven. How rarely can he be seen in the mortal world?”

I say he's a total menace.

Women of every age and complexion come looking for him, wearing down the doorsteps. He shamelessly declares, “When beauties throw themselves at me, how could I turn them away and break their hearts?”

Hmph! It's one rule for Zhou Gong and another for everyone else. When I have perfectly ordinary interactions with men, he makes snide remarks: “You really do fall for every man you see.”

“When did you learn these seductive fox tricks? Flirting and cuddling with strange men right in front of me!”

Don't be fooled by my weak, delicate appearance. I'm no pushover, and my mind is always ticking away like an abacus.

Hmph, you menace, we're two of a kind!

I'm going to seek out other gorgeous men, whether they're human, demon, or fiend. Don't even think about stopping me.

Hmph, you menace, get lost.