Scholar Strategist, Loli Village Master, Don't Tie Me Up

I went to the city to take the exam, but I was tied up by a little loli on the way to the mountain. What? You want me to be a dog-headed strategist for bandits? Just kidding, I ranked first in the exam at Nanzhuyuan, and I will win three prizes in a row, be promoted to a high rank, marry a princess, and have the power to rule the country! How could I stay and help you build the world's first economy? Um? Chief Yingli?