Dark-Humored God, Please Let Me Go

Disaster strikes out of nowhere!!

What should you do when a scheming powerhouse latches onto you? Asking online, and I need an answer fast!!

He has so many admirers that if you stacked them up, they could reach the moon. Why did he have to pick her?!

He’s scheming and heartless! And his face is practically begging to be punched! She doesn’t want a powerhouse like him!!

But he has her completely outmatched, from brains to eloquence. She doesn’t even have a chance to fight back...

Please let me go, oh great one!

A story about a high-and-mighty, icy beauty who secretly and meticulously schemes to draw her prey into her trap, one step at a time.