One sentence introduction:
That year, when the almond blossoms were drizzled, we met by the lake. You said that if you were a wolf, maybe I should tell you that I am actually a female hooligan.
Introduction to the serious version:
During the ancient war of chasing deer, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, the sun and the moon were dim, and it lasted for a long time without any results. The world was in chaos and the current situation was turbulent. Chiyou cast a spell, and thick fog rose everywhere. The Yanhuang army was caught off guard and retreated steadily. On this occasion, some people strayed into the deep misty forest and saw a cave. Inside the cave was a large stone, standing tall and majestic. There is a line of tadpole inscriptions engraved on it, which is neat and smooth, with golden light overflowing. Translated as: When the blood moon appears, the nine continents are in chaos, and the war continues, the high priest who saves the common people will come to the world.
Highlights:
A certain woman was seriously injured and was taken back to the camp by a certain man. He took good care of her. When she woke up, she found that the person who saved her was actually the male god Oppa whom she had longed for. She instantly became energetic and looked like a nymphomaniac: "Wow, he is so handsome. How can there be such a handsome man? He is so handsome that he is so handsome even when he is angry. Oh, I can't, I can't, doctor, doctor, please help me, can I get any sicker?"
A certain man was speechless, helpless, and helpless...
One day, because a certain woman was arrogant and unobstructed, she accidentally touched a certain man's genitals. The certain man was so angry that he pushed the certain woman against the wall and cracked the wall with her palm. The certain female blinked her big eyes, pretending to be innocent:
"Why are you so fierce? I don't know!"
A certain man sighed, helpless.
A certain girl took the next step, her eyes lit up, and she immediately hugged his neck, pretending to be shy and said: "Oppa, are we really doing this? It's embarrassing for others to see you!"
A certain man rolled his eyes at her, pulled away the hand that was around her neck, took a step back, straightened his clothes, and said lightly:
"I see, you have nothing to be embarrassed about."
One day, soldiers rose up in the city and surrounded them. A certain man rushed into the camp with a blood-stained shirt. He took her hand and threw it to his subordinate Lei Yi. He ordered coldly:
"Take her away!"
A certain woman was dumbfounded, and then she threw Lei Yi away, ran to him, and held his arm firmly: "I don't, I want to live or die with you!"
A certain man pulled her hand away and roared: "This is an order!"
A certain woman was frightened and looked at him blankly, but her head was running rapidly, thinking of reasons to stay by his side, and she stammered back at him: "I, I, I am not your soldier, you have no right to order me!"
A certain man frowned, feeling very helpless. Since the hard one is not enough, let's do the soft one.
He took a step forward, touched her face, and said kind words: "Good boy, you are here, I can't concentrate on fighting." This was the first time in his life that he had a gentle look on his face.
A certain woman's eyes were wet, and she sobbed and said to him: "Then, then, you must live. I, I will wait for you!"