The Princess Who Loves to Snatch Brides

I don't know when a saying became popular in Beijing: Yan Sishui is coming, everyone should run for their lives. Who is Yan Sishui? A woman is as powerful as a tiger. In order to clear up the confusion, the storytellers in the capital, after three days and three nights of sleepless meetings, finally gathered everyone's wisdom and concluded the following points: First, Yan Sishui forced the only son of You Xiangfu to jump into the river, just because as the daughter of Zuo Xiangfu, she wanted to take the young master of You Xiangfu as her husband. Second, Yan Sishui forced the son of the Minister of Rites to hang himself from a beam, just because she fell in love with the son of the Minister of Rites again and wanted to take him as her husband. Third, Yan Sishui forced the young master of the Minister of War to volunteer to guard the border, for no other reason than because she fell in love with the young master of the Minister of War and wanted to take him as her husband. Based on the above points, we can draw a conclusion, that is, Yan Sishui, the daughter of Prime Minister Zuo, likes to steal people to get married. And in order to succeed in robbing her husband, she behaved very badly. For example, she followed the right prime minister and when he was going to the toilet, she rushed into the toilet and pulled off his trousers, not even a pair of fur trousers was left for him, just to use the trousers to blackmail him into marrying her. Just kidding, how could the dignified Mr. Right Prime Minister give in... Between running naked on the street and not running naked, Mr. Right Prime Minister must submit. If he didn't go home, he would jump into the back garden of his house. For another example, the son of a scholar in the Ministry of Etiquette gave a wedding engagement to the daughter of an academician of the Imperial Academy. Among the dazzling gifts, there was a long tubular object that stood out. The academician of the Hanlin Academy attached great importance to the marriage of the minister of the Ministry of Etiquette, and specially called the elders of the clan to the scene to carefully study what kind of rare thing this long tube was. After all, it was someone who had seen a lot of things and said in one sentence, what a rare thing this is, this is a tube of roller grease. The academician of the Hanlin Academy was furious. He did not expect that the tutor of the Minister of Rites was so vulgar and overturned such a happy marriage. Afterwards, I found out that the tube of roller grease was mixed into the gift by Yan Si. The son of the Minister of Etiquette committed suicide by hanging from a beam that day. Of course, he did not commit suicide. There are countless things like this. As the saying goes, people's waves have their own destiny. Finally one day, Yan Sishui robbed the dignified Seventh Prince. This is not the key. The key is that she robbed the Seventh Prince as a minor official. When the incident reached the palace, Long Yan was furious. Since Yan Sishui liked to steal people to get married so much, the emperor decided to grant her permission. Along with the marriage decree arriving at Prime Minister Zuo's Mansion, there was also news that the Seventh Prince was marrying a third concubine at the same time. It was clear that the emperor was humiliating Yan Sishui and also the Zuo Xiangfu's face. As if all the people in the capital were watching the fun, Yan Si gritted her teeth and said, "Aren't there just three concubines? Whoever is afraid of whom, I will marry!"