She is a perverted leader with dual cultivation of "medicine and poison"; but she doesn't want to be bitten by the "book" with one move, and then open her eyes again, and become "idiotic, stupid, deaf, and mute," and she has to be sold to the "Goulan Courtyard" in the alley for "three taels" of silver?
The parents are vicious; they say "she" is not her biological child;
——"Vicious, chopped into slices"
Relatives despise her; they say "she" is a broom star;
——"Bullshit, chopped into slices"
The siblings are disgusted; they say "she" was picked up;
——"Jealous, chopped into slices"
The villagers despised her; they said "she" was the reincarnation of a vixen;
——"Blind, chopped into slices"
When "she" becomes "she", open your eyes again;——
A "severance letter" and "adoptive father and adoptive mother" go away slowly without sending them away!
A "broken kitchen knife" makes the "best relative" piss on his butt!
A "fire stick" makes "brothers and sisters" cry like ghosts and howls like wolves!
An "embroidery needle" and "ignorant villagers" get out of here!
She said: "Ask me why I don't slice it? The knife is so dull and it's hard to cut. I'll chop it up next time."
——It is said that this is the dividing line between two people——
The first time they met; he was "being chased," and she "came to his rescue," then stripped him naked and "ran away,"
The second time they met; he was "poisoned," and she "came to his rescue," then stripped him naked and "wrapped up his clothes and ran away."
The third time they met; he was "in danger," and she "came to his rescue," then stripped him naked, "rolled up his clothes and ran away."
Meeting for the Nth time;——
The cute pet was puzzled and asked her, "Why do you have to take off his clothes every time you save him?"
She didn't understand either; she asked him, "Why does he always force me to strip off his clothes to exchange for silver without bringing any money with him? Should I chop it into slices or slice it and then chop it?"
The subordinate was puzzled and asked him, "Why does she take off your clothes every time you are rescued by her?"
He was also puzzled and asked him, "Why does she strip me naked every time after saving me? Should I cut my body into pieces and feed them to the dogs, or should I feed them to the dogs and then cut them into pieces?"
Later she nestled in his arms——
She asked him, "Why don't you bring any money with you every time you go out? Do you have to force me to strip off your clothes to exchange for money?"
He replied, "I didn't have that habit before, but now I'm waiting for you to touch me, touch me all over, eat my tofu, take advantage of me, and then strip me naked!"
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She said, "If you stand in my way, should I chop you into slices or slice you up and then chop you into pieces? That's fair. You can choose one."
He said, "It bothers me. Should I cut you into pieces and feed them to the dogs, or feed them to the dogs and then cut them into pieces? That's fair. I'll help you choose one."
[Sentence introduction] This is a little pervert who loves love and is a time-traveling heroine. She makes a fortune with a cute and cute pet. Along the way, she rejuvenates with clever skills, poisons people without paying for their lives, tortures scum, and saves a terrifying, sinister and vicious mysterious male protagonist who is a big pervert. The two work hand in hand along the way, uncovering conspiracies, and playing around in ancient times. The story that the little pervert and the big pervert have to tell!
Friendly reminder:
①: This article is about one-on-one, double cleansing, farming, endless pampering, it will only touch people but not abuse!
②: This article has space, superpowers, and golden fingers. From a visual inspection, it is quite rough and the introduction is incompetent. It is for reference only. The plot is more exciting. I will collect it as my favorite!
Ps: The author of this article has a weak heart and low quality. I don't like to take detours and ignore them when scolded.