The Most Awesome Profiteer in History

The first rule of profiteers: "Never make a loss-making transaction. It is our highest pursuit to keep customers satisfied even after being cheated." The second rule of profiteers: "When dealing with customers, always maintain a honey-like smile even when you hit them." The third rule of profiteers: "Life comes first, customers second; there are no business opportunities that cannot be found, only tasks that cannot be completed." … Xia Ming, who had just graduated, was forced by the system to become a glorious businessman - a second-level dealer. And his daily job is to travel through countless universes and serve those in need. … "Excuse me, how can I help you?" Xia Ming looked at the green-skinned old man in front of him and showed a professional smile. "I'm a big boss. I'm not married yet. I want an elf girl." The old man said in a rough voice. Xia Ming slapped him in the face, still smiling professionally: "I'm sorry, sir, our store does not deal with people..."