Maybe in a Moment of Thought

Excerpt 1: An Nian smiled tenderly at Qi Xu, his eyes shining with hope, while Qi Xu was intoxicated and a little wary. Every time his wife smiles like this, something bad is going to happen. "Husband..." A sweet voice and a pure smile bloomed in front of him. Qi Xu closed her eyes and simply didn't look at her. There was no movement from An Nian for a while. Qi Xu opened his eyes and saw his little wife staring at him with a serious face and speaking sincerely, "Comrade Qi, be less clichéd and more sincere!" Qi Xu: ... What the hell. Excerpt 2: One day, An Nian and her best friend Lu Xiaoqiao were shopping. While shopping, the two talked about losing weight. "An Nian, look," Lu Xiaoqiao pointed at his calves, "The calves are so thick, there's no way they can be reduced!" An Nian: "Eat less and sleep more." Lu Xiaoqiao complained: "And it's not muscles. I don't know why I can't lose weight..." An Nian was distracted: "It's not chicken, that's... Pork?" Lu Xiaoqiao: "..."