I Am a Great Military Advisor

Ahhhh! I can travel through time even if I eat a watermelon, how can I be such a gangster? Although I don't know what I'm going to do when I come here, can you please stop asking me to be some bullshit military advisor? The eldest lady of Prince Pao Pao's Mansion spreads the entertainment projects of Great China when she has nothing to do, and she can also be a landlady in her free time. This is the most ideal life. I don't want to be a military advisor, I just want to be a quiet... Handsome man. Q: If you don't write about the struggle for hegemony, why would you be a great strategist? A: You care about me! Still have questions? It's okay, I'll leave first...