Madam, Madam, How Are You?

No1. Check household registration fragment Stingy man: "What's your name?" Chaizi Le: "Yu Xiang." Bah, bah, bah, you are the dwarf. Man: "Where did it come from?" Woman: "I come from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." Man: "What are you doing here?" Girl: "Fishing for a rich husband." Man: "There are still a few people at home." Woman: "My parents." Man: "Who is your father?" Woman: "My father is Li Gang." Man: "Why are you so short?" Woman: "Why are you so stingy if I ask you to take care of me?" Man: "I like it." Pfft—this answer fits his character so well. No2. A man broke a woman's favorite item, a warm apology version Woman: "Why did you come to me?" Man: "Let me give you a quick twist. Once upon a time, passerby A broke passerby B's precious thing. What would passerby A say?" Woman: "Compensate." The man (forces himself into the woman, affectionately: "He will say, I'm sorry, please forgive me?" The wind blows and the flowers fall, filling the sky in profusion. At this moment, there is only one word in the world to describe it: the world is old. No.3 Perfect Happiness Edition Woman: "Have you missed me these years?" Man: "I think so. I really want to." Woman: "Why didn't you say you love me?" (What kind of logic? Do you want me to give you a wrong answer? A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea) Man: "Hehe, love, I love you." Dear friends who are tired of reading abusive articles, please come here. Friends who are used to seeing tragedies, look over here; Readers who have seen too many men and women complaining about being restrained should look over here. The more I look at Xiaobai, the more I like Kerener. Look over, Even those who don't read the article should read it! The beginning of this article is hilarious, the middle is violent, and the ending is happy. Those who like it will collect it. Those who are newbies will read the beginning, those who like sadism will read the middle, and those who are aesthetic and romantic will of course read the extras, haha. Woman: "Out of nowhere, Mr. Lu just finished his haircut and asked the barber to "middle part" his hair. The barber said he couldn't do it. Why?" Male: "…" If you want to know what happened next, please click to read this book. Haha