Mistakenly Married to the Evil Emperor

(This is a one-on-one romance. The male lead dotes on the female lead, and both leads are pure in body and mind. Come on in without worry!) Plain Version: What’s the most outrageous thing that can happen when you transmigrate? Being drugged with a powerful aphrodisiac and, by the most ridiculous coincidence, landing right on top of the antidote. Never mind the details, just get it on! After having her way with him, she dusts herself off and leaves. The next day, wanted notices bearing her face are everywhere. The first-rate Evil Emperor, who wields mysterious powers and appears and vanishes without a trace, can live with having a woman mistake him for an antidote. What makes him angriest is that she thinks he’s a male courtesan and, without fear of death, even leaves him a bill. He sneers, “Tie that woman up for me. This Lord happens to be in need of an Evil Empress!” Off-the-Wall Version: A super versatile agent transmigrates to another world. She beats up wicked older sisters and kicks lecherous bullies, all while matching wits and schemes with a mysterious man. Then she accidentally gets pregnant with his baby and leaves him behind, fleeing with the child. Her two invincible babies, one evil and one devious, seem like ordinary children on the surface, but make every suitor who comes after their mother suffer... ★★ At their first clash, she quickly gets him under control. Before she can even gloat, her body goes limp and she falls into his arms. He gently kisses her red lips and leans close to her ear with a smile. “Wifey, from now on I hope you’ll use that forcefulness of yours somewhere else, like in bed!” ★★ The next time they fight, She smiles seductively, gives him a shy, coy look, and reaches out with her little hand, acting as if she wants him even as she pretends to refuse. He’s completely enchanted. He smiles knowingly, steps forward, wraps his arms around her, and is about to kiss those gorgeous red lips when his expression suddenly changes... ★★ “Daddy, someone wants to marry Mommy and make her the chieftain’s wife!” A mischievous glint flashes in one adorable baby’s innocent eyes. “Someone come here! Get rid of every bandit stronghold within five hundred miles. Leave none standing!” the man orders with a grand wave, his face cold. “Daddy, someone says I’m his son!” One handsome baby puts his hands on his hips, radiating cool confidence. “Good boy. Daddy will go and have a little ‘chat’ with this fool who doesn’t know his place!” The man’s expression changes, and he strides out with a sneer. “Daddy...” Both babies rush in, shouting together. “What is it now?” The man rubs his forehead, where the veins are throbbing. “There are so many daddies outside, and they all say they want to marry Mommy. We can’t handle them all!” “That damn woman’s out there flirting around again. Just wait till I get my hands on her!”