Northeasterners in the Three Kingdoms

"Boss, come to a pot of pork stewed with vermicelli!" A Northeastern man traveled to Jiaozhou in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. He spoke Northeastern dialect, plundered the indigenous people, founded the Academy of Sciences, and opened a national chain of "Northeast One Pot Fragrance" restaurants. "Popularize Northeastern dialect and unify the world. Hilarious performance!