Mu Xiaoshu's ordinary life of nineteen years was shattered after he fell and woke up.
There was no time travel, and it was not the end of the world. She was still lying on the soft big bed at home, but what was going on with the group of ghosts surrounding the bed? ! Who is the man in white lying on the sofa smiling like a flower? Come on, brother, it's the 21st century now. Forget about breaking into private houses. What about cosplaying in broad daylight? Are you so handsome?
The man in white said: "I am Pei Ran, whose courtesy name is Junyao. You are very polite here."
Mu Xiaoshu: "... Brother, are you too into the drama?"
Man in white: "..."
It is said that Mu Xiaoshu's house is their gathering place, and he and other Ah Piao often have "parties" here; it is said that he and she have been "living together" for many days, sleeping in the same bed every day...
Mu Xiaoshu: "Brother, are you kidding me?"
Pei Ran: "You have a lotus-shaped birthmark three inches below your waist."
Mu Xiaoshu: "..."
*******I am the dividing line of marriage in my previous life*******
She was in a state of despair, just to forget an unforgettable moment;
He guarded it for thousands of years, thinking that in this way he would have no desires or desires;
She is so full of hatred that she is willing to kill the world for revenge;
He was filled with greed, and finally realized that everything in the world was no match for her faint smile.
*************I am the dividing line of the unchaste little theater****************
Fragment one:
The history teacher spat on the podium.
Pei Ran: "He was wrong. This was not the reason for the demise of Dynasty X."
Mu Xiaoshu: "Don't talk nonsense, he is the director of the History Department!"
Pei Ran: "I know the Emperor of Dynasty X, and we played mahjong together last week."
Mu Xiaoshu: "..."
Pei Ran: "Don't believe it? Then I asked him to come to your house today, and he has come more than once anyway."
Mu Xiaoshu: "..."
Fragment two:
In the kitchen, Mu Xiaoshu stir-fried vigorously with an iron spoon: "Why can't Mao eat takeout?"
Pei Ran slowly floated past her: "Because I am a tasteful..."
When Mu Xiaoshu was driven to tears by the hot peppers in the pot, he suddenly thought of a fact and yelled at the man in white who was eating ice cream with his legs crossed in the living room: "Mom, you're not hungry, you eat wool!"
Fragment three:
Mu Xiaoshu looked at Pei Ran seriously: "Can I ask you something?"
"No." He refused coldly.
Mu Xiaoshu went crazy: "But I haven't said what it is yet!!!"
"Then you say."
Mu Xiaoshu blinked his big eyes, his face full of hope: "If you eat my food and live in my house, can you pay half of the rent?"
"No."
"..."
"Why give me a second chance to hurt you."
"..."