The Taoist Is Too Cold, So I’ll Warm Him Up (Free Forever)

* Xu Yangyang never dreamed she had a Nine Yin, One Yang destiny, making her the perfect vessel for cultivation. She never dreamed that the genius junior master her master had called in would turn around and try to kill her. All because her destiny was a calamity. Could this man be any more cold-blooded? And to think he was so handsome! * Everyone in the mystic arts world knew that the Immortal Venerable of the Li family had adopted a son named Li Xuan. The boy had astonishing talent, a once-in-a-millennium prodigy in mystic arts and even in the pursuit of immortality. Unfortunately, when it came to his personality... he was hardly human! His bloodlust was horrifying, and his heartlessness left everyone stunned. At five, unable to find black dog blood, he drained the blood from the Li family's Immortal Venerable's beloved black dog, which he had raised for over a decade. At nine, newly initiated into mystic arts, he laid a deadly Eight Trigrams formation at the Li ancestral home, trapping over a hundred family members, young and old, for more than a month. They nearly starved to death. At sixteen, he was borrowed by the Cao family, tomb raiders, to help locate the tomb of a great physician said to contain priceless, long-lost books. When he discovered a cruel curse had been laid inside, Li Xuan immediately destroyed the tomb, ruining countless rare and valuable texts. The old master of the Cao family was nearly apoplectic and declared the Cao and Li families sworn enemies. At twenty-five, he answered a junior disciple's plea for help and went to assist a girl born under a Nine Yin, One Yang fate. To prevent future trouble, he tried to kill her. The world was shocked, and the Li family's Immortal Venerable flew into a rage. * A life-and-death curse was placed on Li Xuan and Xu Yangyang. From then on, their fates were inseparable, earning them an infamous reputation across the mystic arts world as... a legendary couple of the Condor Heroes? No, as a pair of shameless scoundrels. * [Note 1: This story may not be very heartwarming, but it isn't scary, so don't worry.] [Note 2: This story won't be long. I'm just writing it for fun, to give everyone a laugh. The whole thing comes from my imagination, so please, no historical nitpickers.] [Note 3: Comments that attack others, advertisements, and scam messages will all be deleted. The author does whatever she wants.] [Note 4: The author reserves all rights of interpretation. Sue me wherever you like!]