[Two powerful leads]+ [Gourmet]+ [Adorable child]+ [Spirit beasts]
A female boss transmigrates into the body of a scrawny village woman. Her house leaks, her rice jar is empty, and a sickly little dumpling calls her Mother. The worst part is that she has a child out of wedlock, and there are enough people calling her a wanton slut to circle the village several times.
There's no going back, so she can only grit her teeth, stand tall, earn money, and raise the child. She hunts wild game in the mountains to fill their stomachs, discovers a pocket dimension, grows spirit fruits and spirit herbs, and cultivates pearls and gems. She ends up with vast fertile fields and a fortune in gold and silver. The abandoned wife turns her life around and dazzles everyone, sending all those who insulted her to hell. As for the child's no-good father, he can stay as far away as possible. If he wants to acknowledge the child, he can first kneel on a washboard, then take a beating with a feather duster. He can pay child support and a redemption fee, and then they can talk...
About sleeping
A certain woman: “There's only one bedroom at home, and men and women should keep their distance. You sleep here.”
A certain lord frowned. “It's such a mess. Is this really a place for people to sleep?”
A certain woman: “You're right, it's not a place for people to sleep. This used to be a donkey shed.”
A certain lord's face darkened...
About being acknowledged as his father
A certain lord: “Tongtong, I'm your father.”
A certain little treasure: “If you want to be my father, pay me a hundred thousand taels of silver first.”
His attendant immediately brought over a banknote worth a hundred thousand taels. “Young master, please accept it.”
A certain lord: “Tongtong, can you call me Father now?”
A certain little treasure: “No.”
A certain lord: “?”
The little treasure crossed his arms. “Mother says you're heartless and irresponsible, and that you abandoned your wife and child. So that hundred thousand taels is your redemption fee, plus child support.”
A certain lord was mortified. “Tongtong, what will it take for you to acknowledge me as your father?”
A certain little treasure: “Has Mother forgiven you?”
The certain lord hung his head. “No.”
A certain little treasure: “Kneel on a washboard or take a beating with a feather duster. Take your pick. If Mother forgives you, I'll call you Father.”
A certain lord: “...”
Having a father has its perks
The attendant: “My lord, the young heir gave His Majesty some super-strength itching powder.”
The certain lord replied nonchalantly, “Mm. Go tell His Majesty that as an emperor and his cousin, he should know how to be gracious and care for his younger cousin.”
The attendant broke into a sweat. “My lord...”
The certain lord: “What else?”
The attendant: “The young heir released venomous snakes and scorpions in the Empress Dowager's palace.”
The certain lord: “Oh! Is that old hag dead? If she is, send her a coffin from me.”
The attendant nearly fainted. “My lord... there's... one more thing. The young heir says you aren't doing your job as a father, and he wants to find the princess consort a new husband. He's already sent out the invitations.”
The certain lord roared, “What are you standing there for? Hurry up and recall those invitations!”
The attendant wept and ran off...
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