Queen's Promotion

Cheng Jin entered the palace three years ago and saw the back of the emperor's head three times. Seeing that she would be alone in this palace forever, she made up her mind to leave the palace. Xia Law stipulates that all court ladies who reach the age of twenty-five must be released from the palace and return to their hometown. According to the palace rules, concubines who make serious mistakes will be demoted to the third level. The third grade is the third grade, the third grade is the ninth grade, and the queen is reduced to nine grades in a row, and the queen becomes a little palace maid. So she committed suicide step by step. He crushed the Queen Mother's longevity pills with one kick. However, the pills were poisonous. Cheng Meiren made a great contribution and became a noble person in Jin Dynasty. A medicine was used to abort the fetus in the imperial concubine's belly. However, this was a wild species. Cheng Guiren made a great contribution and became the concubine of Jin Dynasty. The scraper on both ears cooled the queen, but it cured the queen's crooked neck problem for many years. Cheng Bin made great achievements and became the concubine of Jin Dynasty. She seduced the bodyguard Yin to cause chaos in the harem. However, the bodyguard turned out to be an assassin and surrendered to her for a new life. Concubine Cheng made a great contribution and was promoted to concubine Shu. Damn it, can you still have fun and have fun? It seems that the only option is to take action on the emperor. A dagger pierced the emperor's eye. However, the emperor said: I have never met such a bad-tempered little goblin like you. You are so popular with me. Come here and tell me my will. I want to make Concubine Shu my queen. * One day, the palace maid said, Liangliang, the wise concubine told people everywhere that you took the back seat because of your scheming. Cheng Jin ate melon seeds leisurely: Tell her, there is an idiom called "I don't even want to". Palace Maid: Your Majesty, isn't this an idiom? Cheng Jin: I said yes, and then tell her a proverb, oil depends on oil, pounce, move, beep, beep. Maid: What do you mean? Cheng Jin: That is to say, if you beep again, I will take your head. The palace maid gave a thumbs up: Liangliang is domineering, Liangliang is mighty. * One day the emperor came to visit. Emperor: Jin, I like you. Cheng Jin: What do you like about me? . Emperor: Sumire, you understand. Cheng Jin: I don't understand, I really don't understand. Apart from being a woman who is shy of the moon, a fish and a wild goose, I am virtuous, dignified and elegant. I can go to the hall, work in the kitchen, fight with mistresses, and fight gangsters. What else can I do well? I don't understand why you like me. Otherwise, tell me what you like about me, and I will change it. Emperor: I like that you are a woman. Cheng Jin: I... Wipe! * There is no limit to the amusingness of this article, welcome to join in!