My Lord, Please Behave Yourself

A scheming man versus a sharp-tongued woman. Both are pure in body and heart. If you like it, click to read! [The Hero’s Introduction] Gu Wuhuan, Prince of Li of the Yunruo Kingdom, is also the last disciple of the greatest poison doctor in the martial world. They say that Young Master Wuhuan is deranged, devilishly handsome, and as wicked as a snake. ◆ “Wuhuan, let me be yours.” In the kitchen, the Grand Commandant’s eldest daughter poured a packet of powder into the chicken soup. When she turned around, she jumped in fright “Sweet Temptation? This stuff is no good. It takes too long to kick in, and a cold bath can fix the problem. Need something more potent? Perhaps Seven-Seven Ecstasy or Nine Nights of Spring Breeze. They’re sure to give you a dream you’ll never forget. Friends get ten percent off. I don’t mind taking a loss.” Gu Wuhuan’s voice was three parts gentle, seven parts amused. The woman took a step back, staring at him in terror. … Three days later, the Grand Commandant’s eldest daughter was crying, making a scene, and threatening to hang herself at home, swearing she would marry one of Prince Li’s secret guards or die trying. … From then on, the imperial capital gained a new bit of gossip. Every noblewoman who tried to marry into Prince Li’s family ended up marrying one of his subordinates instead… [The Heroine’s Introduction] “You think being the Crown Prince makes you so special? You think you’re the Buddha descended from heaven, shining your light on the world, so every woman should revolve around you? You might as well have ‘scumbag’ written across your forehead. How dare you tell me you love me? A piece of trash like you should tie a kite to yourself and go out in a thunderstorm, so the lightning can send you back to the forge to be remade! Get out of here. Get lost, day and night!” ◆ Feng Shanling, a top modern-day special agent, died during a mission and was reborn as the unloved second daughter of the Duke of Rong’s household. Everyone she encountered was a scumbag, so she let her deranged nature run wild. “Fourth Sister, you’d never guess how brilliant my medical skills are. I can make you forget you were ever an idiot.” “Wait! When was I ever an idiot?” “See? You’ve already forgotten.” [A Little Taste of Her Madness] The two of them were eating at a restaurant when Feng Shanling happened to spot a gentle, spring-breeze kind of handsome man. She smiled at him and casually said, “Come on, get in my bowl~” The next day, at the same place, Feng Shanling was eating when the meat in her bowl tasted a little strange. She couldn’t help complaining to Gu Wuhuan. Gu Wuhuan said expressionlessly, “I already put him in your bowl. What are you still unhappy about?” Feng Shanling was slow to catch on. When she finally understood, she dashed out of the restaurant and threw up. What she didn’t know was that it was only a bowl of pickled venison. Filled with boundless guilt toward the gentle, handsome man, she returned to the restaurant, grabbed a cleaver, and shouted, “Gu Wuhuan, I’m going to kill you!” * This is an unusual story of being spoiled rotten! Fans of romance and fans of the outrageous are all welcome to jump in. Warning: Everyone in this story is deranged, especially the hero. If that’s not your thing, please don’t flame me, dear readers. Strong hero and heroine, both pure in body and heart. One-on-one romance~