You’re Sick? I’ll Treat You

This is the story of a genius forensic pathologist who meets a genius criminal psychologist, and the two eventually become a married couple of deranged weirdos. * She is a nationally renowned genius forensic pathologist and criminal investigation expert. He is a world-famous criminal psychologist and an expert in deductive reasoning. Two geniuses, two geniuses, falling in love, falling in love, Both are twisted, both are twisted, Two complete idiots, two complete idiots. * “How much money would it take for you to leave him?” She rubs her chin. “That depends on how much you think he's worth.” “He's priceless. How can you measure him with something as vulgar as money?” She shrugs, looking innocent. “Weren't you the one who started measuring him in money?” Later: “You're a liar! You took my money, but you still haven't left her.” She blinks. “That just means you haven't offered enough to meet my price.” “Then why did you take it?!” “Money offered to me is money I might as well take.” * If one day you meet a man like this, sharp-tongued, arrogant, high IQ and low EQ, conceited and a little obsessive, strict but still sexy. Nervy, sensitive, and neurotic, with a keen interest in strange and unusual things. Then contact Xu Lü, because... THAT'S HER CRAZY HUSBAND, AND HE'S ESCAPED AGAIN! Hero: “I'm not mentally ill. I have high-functioning antisocial personality disorder. Be professional. I won't explain what that means, since then you'd say I'm insulting your intelligence.” * [Scene] He: “She paid you to leave me?” She: “That's right.” He: “Did you take the money?” She: “Of course.” He: “Good. I like how practical you are, and how you don't let anything go to waste.” * She says sternly, “Sir, you're using my computer.” He: “Mm.” She snaps, “That's my computer! I put a password on it, didn't I?” He: “A number I can crack in three seconds isn't a password.” She grits her teeth. “Please respect my privacy.” He: “Darling, how can you talk about privacy in front of me?” “Go to hell!” * With all the mountains and rivers before us, there's no point longing for what's far away. Better to cherish the person beside you. The two of them live peacefully in the present, enjoying a quiet life. One more person would make things too crowded, and one less would leave too much space. Everyone jeers: Actually, the world of these two weirdos is too terrifying! Nobody wants to go in there and get themselves killed.