The Aloof and Adorable Emperor Loves a Fearless Consort

When a goofy, tough-as-nails woman who desperately wanted a face so beautiful it could fool the dead finally transmigrates into a cute, delicate little girl, she thinks heaven has heard her countless prayers. But before the tears of laughter have even dried in her eyes, someone sternly demands, “Mo Bao, daughter of a traitor, by the emperor’s grace you have two choices: drink this cup of poison, or be sent to Chunlai House!” What? Exams are the worst, but at least this is multiple choice. She stared at the cup of poison and crossed that answer off without hesitation, then innocently asked, “What kind of place is Chunlai House?” The whole hall looked at her with sympathy and regret. “A brothel!” Her eyes suddenly lit up. “I’ll go to the brothel! I’ll go to the brothel! I’ll go to the brothel!” Important things have to be said three times! “...” Everyone in the hall gaped in shock. In all history, she was the only one to be so delighted about going to a brothel! From the dragon throne, a particularly adorable little boy gave a soft, heavenly-sounding snort, successfully drawing her attention. At first sight of him, she cried out, “An angel?” He was only missing a pair of wings! At her words, everyone in the hall gaped again. “...” Lick, lick, lick what, exactly? Ahem. This story has some risqué moments, but Mu He is absolutely pure. It’s also warm, sweet, and hilarious, with no shortage of laughs. Her virtue is completely intact, just like when the heroine solemnly insists for the one hundred and first time, “I really am pure!” Pfft. She’s a gynecologist, but she has to treat a man’s illness... because women have become an aesthetic bore, and how can a beautiful young woman with grand ambitions fail to seek something greater? So she goes to the brothel, opens a clinic, makes piles of money, and takes up farming and palace intrigue on the side. Her greatest achievement is raising a little boy called the emperor. His unusual demonic eyes keep her safe, and she lives as freely as she pleases. Anyone who disagrees can come fight her. She guarantees you’ll end up a lunatic! About the aloof, tsundere, adorable male lead versus the bold, goofy, purehearted tough girl: When she’s unhappy, he comforts her with an imperious air. His foolproof line is, “I grant you permission to touch my face.” As she keeps touching him, the adorable little boy she raised grows into a handsome young man who’s a feast for the eyes. Then she’s unhappy again, and he comforts her with a cool expression, though his heart is racing. This time his foolproof line is, “I grant you permission to kiss me!” As she keeps kissing him, the handsome young man grows into an incomparable beauty who wreaks havoc on people’s hearts. When she’s unhappy once more, he comforts her with something even more adult. He’d rather die than admit how much he’s looking forward to it. “I grant you permission to sleep with me!” And as they sleep together... Pfft, is she really that shameless? She’ll absolutely defend her chastity, so she firmly declares, “I’m on top!” His ears turn red, and he obediently lies down. “...Be gentle. And remember to call yourself ‘Your Concubine’ from now on.”