Sir, Please Eat Tofu

Unlimited pampering, clean mind and body, strong alliances, warm little farming, 1 to 1, welcome to jump in! They say curiosity killed the cat, and it was true, she was killed. Even if you die, you have to be carried on a sedan chair? This was the first sentence she heard after waking up, Nima, who said this? Wasn't she just a little excited and happy when she saw the idol? As for the fate of falling off the stage? Have to! She fell to death, traveled through time, wear whatever she wants, and find her a fair and rich girl, but give her a little village girl? Well! She took possession of someone else's body and was sold to someone else as a concubine with a low debt. This doesn't work, debt? It's okay, she earns it; if she doesn't have a house, she's not afraid, so she builds it; if she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's not afraid, so she goes out for sex. A pair of pregnancy-preserving pills solved the contract of betrayal, a bottle of toilet water led to business opportunities for getting rich, and a tofu banquet made her famous in Kyushu. She fought against local bullies, scumbag men and scumbag women. Let's see how she captured the heart of a stunningly beautiful man... Legend has it that the Imperial Preceptor of the Northern Qi Dynasty was as beautiful as a flower, an evildoer and an immortal. He controlled the important economic lifeline of the country. He was a god-like figure with a cold and bloodthirsty heart hidden under his charming smile. At a very young age, he repeatedly refused the emperor's proposed marriage, and actually said that he wanted to marry a woman who fell from the sky. Now the ladies from all the families are busy, trying every possible means to fall into his imperial master's house from all over the world. With a sudden pop, she fell from the air and landed right in front of him, oh! Oh too! Someone fell from the sky, everyone cheered, and the Imperial Master was dumbfounded... How could his casual remark turn out to be the truth? She was still a village girl, and she was in such a posture, with her head down and her butt in the air... Hehehe, do you have any highlights? Then come to the second paragraph! Fragment one: A woman climbed up a very high tree and tried to jump down. "Master, will the future wife learn Qing Kung Fu again?" The secret guard looked at the tree and asked. "Kill everyone within a hundred miles, especially the men!" A certain national master quickly issued an order. "Why?" "Because she can only fall into the arms of her own master!" The secret guard instantly ran away a hundred meters away. Boom! A figure fell from the sky and fell into the arms of a certain national master. "Are you throwing yourself into my arms?" Count? Doesn't count? Count it, count it, or count it? A certain woman was speechless... Fragment two: "Madam, let's take a rest!" A certain Imperial Master said pitifully. "Have a rest! Didn't you see me counting the money?" A bride lowered her head and counted the banknotes in her hands. "Tonight is the night of flowers and candles in our bridal chamber!" A certain national master sounded with emphasis. "Bridal chamber flowers and candles? Didn't you enter the bridal chamber and light the flowers and candles!" A certain bride didn't even raise her eyebrows. What? Is this Dong Ji Hua Zhu? A certain imperial master burst into tears instantly: "Madam, my husband doesn't like money." "You don't like it, I like it!" Hahaha! A certain national master:………………