Childhood Sweethearts

[Childhood sweethearts, two powerful families, invincible youth, a simple family feel, wildly funny, with the occasional lyrical moment caused by a knock to the head. A lighthearted story with a decidedly raunchy edge.] [Bonded by Fire] Lu Liuliu's biggest regret in life was that when she was little, she loved playing with matches. One careless moment left an indelible mark on the bottom of her scheming older neighbor, and she wound up with a great demon on her tail. From then on, he bullied her without restraint. [Love Arrives] “…You're asking for trouble, but did I ever tell you that I'm the only one allowed to bully you?” There's room for youthful charm, but you need a little ruffian spirit too, or how else are you going to win yourself a wife? So only she knows that Ren Lang, usually a courteous gentleman, warm and refined as jade, is actually a troublemaking menace in a pig's skin. [Misunderstandings] His wife ran away. Ren Lang scoffed. “You think you can get away from me?” Someone bullied her? Ren Lang scoffed. She wants a boyfriend? Ren Lang scoffed again. But Liuliu realized that everyone who bullied her stopped showing up in front of her. Any man who tried to be nice to her avoided her the next day like the plague, sporting a missing arm or leg. [Relentless Pursuit] When the same guy kept appearing to bother her with suspiciously perfect timing, the girl blew up. “Ren Lang, what the hell is wrong with you? You've been bullying me since we were kids, and now you're trying to control my whole life. Who the hell gave you the right?” “Wifey…” “Get lost, Ren Lang! Who's your wife? Get lost, and don't ever show your face in front of me again!” “You were my wife before your embryo had even developed. Wifey, I'm so old now, and nobody wants me. You're going to have to take responsibility!” Who the hell was it who used to call her a coward and swear he'd never want her, even if he died? Who the hell used to call her fat and constantly rub salt in her wounds? Take responsibility? Go to hell. [Smacking Scumbags and Seizing Power] Family power struggles are involved. With one man's support, she has a wonderful time beating people up, and her haughty attitude is downright unbearable. “Lu Liuliu, don't push it!” the other side snapped. Ren Lang narrowed his eyes. “I spoil her. Got a problem with that?” I'm no good at writing blurbs, so read the story to find out. I write with a clear conscience. I strictly forbid imitation and plagiarism! The story is divided into the years of childish ignorance, first love, shameless pursuit, and unwavering devotion. The hero has to be scheming, the heroine has to grow over time, both sets of parents have to be proud, and the supporting cast has to drop by too.