The Scheming Childhood Friend Brings the Little Lamb Home

This is the story of an adorable childhood sweetheart who explores an online game and later gets carried home by her scheming childhood friend. (The author is terrible at writing, and even worse at blurbs.)

This is a fluffy, naive story, full of over-the-top drama. Readers, bring your own lightning rod ╰(￣▽￣)╮

Xiao Yang's monologue:

In those innocent, unknowing days, I met you.

Beneath the warm sunlight,

you were always standing where I could see you whenever I looked up.

Your calm smile made my heart suddenly skip a beat.

That day, I finally understood how lucky I was.

How lucky I was to have you silently watching over me.

[Scene One]

Qingkong Jiaoyang is pregnant in the game...

"Ding!" System notification: Pregnant player Qingkong Jiaoyang has a cramp in her left leg.

"Ah, quick, come here! My leg's cramping!" Qingkong Jiaoyang called to Changkong Haoyue, who was fighting monsters ahead. He hurried back, lifted one of her legs, and gently massaged it.

"Wrong leg. The System said my left leg."

With a head full of black lines, Changkong Haoyue lifted her other leg instead.

"Ding!" System notification: The smell of the wild boar is making Qingkong Jiaoyang nauseous. Deal with it quickly.

"Go kill that wild boar up ahead."

So Changkong Haoyue took up his heavy sword and went to hack the unfortunate boar to death.

"Ding!" System notification: The pears in the tree are ripe. Qingkong Jiaoyang is drooling with longing.

"Pick the pears from that tree up ahead."

So the great Changkong ran off to climb the tree.

"Ding!" System notification: Qingkong Jiaoyang is feeling down.

"Come give me a hug!"

So the great Changkong gently gathered the "little pregnant woman" into his arms.

[Scene Two]

By the poplar-lined road at B University...

A certain sheep rushed over, pulled a certain great master back, raised her leg, and kicked!

She sent a certain young woman who was trying to force a kiss flying.

Young woman: "You! Why did you kick me?!"

Certain sheep: "He's mine!"

Young woman: "Who says you get to decide?"

Certain sheep: "If words aren't enough, I'll show you."

With that, she suddenly reached out, pulled Li Yifan's head down, puckered her rosy little lips, and slammed them against his thin lips.

Young woman: "You... you two!"

Certain great master: "Move along. Watching costs extra."

Then the great master pulled a certain sheep close and kissed her deeply.

[Scene Three]

One day, three girls were chatting...

Qingkong Jiaoyang: "That personal shadow of yours, who used to stay by your side even if it meant waiting for death, got scared off by your queenly attitude and found himself a new love?"

"As if! Who do you think I am? My charm knows no bounds. He..." Laobing Juan Dacong stopped halfway. "Oh, ptooey! That boy and I have a purely platonic classmate relationship, got it? Got it?!"

"Hahaha, Yangyang, you've learned to be naughty," Qiaoqiao Zai Ni Shenbian chuckled.

"You can say that again. Bad company corrupts, and she's with a scheming guy all the time. Of course she's going to turn bad," Laobing Juan Dacong said with a pout.