The Peerless Lazy Healer

She is an ugly woman with no salt, feared by men and women, young and old alike.

She is an invincible, lazy doctor, making every demon and spirit tremble in fear.

When an ugly woman meets a lazy woman, who will come out on top: the lazy one or the ugly one?

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King Cheng:

My heart turns to the bright moon, but the moon shines down into a ditch.

One push, and the fragrant beauty falls. When I wake again, my soul is in another world.

Scumbag: I won't break off our engagement!

The lazy woman laughs softly: That's not up to you.

Scumbag: In life, you're mine. In death, you'll be my ghost!

The lazy woman tosses him something: From today on, I'm your imperial aunt. Be a good nephew and call me Auntie. And don't forget to kowtow nine times in three prostrations from now on.

The scumbag is heartbroken: Xin Lai, how can you hate me this much?

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The defeated:

When it comes to men and women, it all comes down to an east wind and a west wind.

Either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind.

The lazy woman grips a certain man's neck: I'm on top, not on the bottom.

He raises an eyebrow, wraps his arms around her, and flips them over: I can be on top, or on the bottom.

A long, long time later.

The man: Wife, are you on top or on the bottom?

The lazy woman replies miserably: I can be on top, or on the bottom.

(At least she doesn't have to do the moving.)

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A certain man's rules for living:

Any scumbag around her gets slaughtered.

Any piece of trash around her gets chopped up.

All men must stay thirty paces away from her.

All women must stay sixty paces away, because women are more dangerous than men!

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Though she is lazy and has no affinity for any of the five elemental spiritual roots,

She is the top scholar in medicine, one of the three hundred and sixty trades.

She is a divine physician who snatches lives from the King of Hell.

(Ox Demon: Boss, this woman is stealing our business!)

She is also a poison doctor, killing people with a flick of her finger.

(Serpent Spirit: Boss, this woman is increasing our workload!)

The lazy woman roars: If you've got what it takes, then don't get sick or hurt, damn it!

Otherwise, you'll be nothing but lumps of dough in my hands!

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Before transmigrating, she was a good-for-nothing. After transmigrating, she was still a good-for-nothing.

If this fate is ordained by heaven, then she'll shatter the heavens!

A mansion full of schemes, spies everywhere, hearts in turmoil, and the imperial family watching hungrily.

Life is as fragile as grass. In the blink of an eye, lives are lost and souls are gone, with danger lurking at every turn.

Trust me, and you'll live forever.

Defy me, and you'll go to hell!

A little PS:

To put it plainly, this is a monster-slaying, level-up story.

The male lead is pure, body and soul belonging to the female lead.

A special note:

One man and one woman for a lifetime.

If you don't, feel free to offer reasonable suggestions. I'll take them to heart.

Qu Zi has a very fragile heart, and harsh words can hurt.

Lastly:

Wishing you a pleasant read.