My Superpowered Son and His Fiery Mother

Yun Lieyan, leader of an international special-abilities task force, code-named “Fire God,” transmigrates into the body of Yun Lieyan, the stupid seventh daughter of the prime minister of Dongsheng, known as “the biggest fool in the capital.” She even comes with a little ball of trouble. Pregnant before marriage? Dongsheng won’t tolerate her? The woman casually raises a hand, sets half the capital ablaze, and walks away. [Getting Every Last Bit of Value] “Mommy, I accidentally blew up a small island just now.” Three-year-old Yun Shanshan drooped his head, looking up at Yun Lieyan with an apologetic expression. “Dumb boy.” Yun Lieyan pinched her son’s chubby cheek. “Mommy’s told you so many times: no matter what you come across, you have to squeeze every last bit of value out of it. Are you sure there wasn’t a single tree on that island worth selling, a single nugget of gold worth digging up, or a single rabbit worth eating?” Yun Shanshan suddenly understood. “Mommy, I get it. Next time I see a person, I’ll strip him naked and sell him afterward.” [When It Comes to Handsome Men] “Mommy, I caught a really handsome man. I’ve already confiscated everything valuable on him. Should I send him to the mines?” Seven-year-old Yun Shanshan looked up at Yun Lieyan and asked. “Well, son, if he’s handsome, of course you send him to a brothel to entertain the customers. He’s a money tree!” Yun Shanshan’s eyes had already turned into sparkling gold. “But, Mommy, he says he’s your man.” Yun Shanshan thought Mommy made a good point, but kindly passed the man’s words along anyway. “Damn it! I’ve had enough men to circle the globe three times. Who the hell remembers who he is?” Yun Lieyan flared up, and a ship immediately went up in flames. Heart aching over the loss, she said, “See, son? My ship was ruined because of that good-for-nothing. That’s money going up in smoke! Go spread the word: I’ve captured a gorgeous man, and his first night is going up for auction tonight! If we don’t make the money back, I’ll send him to the mines to dig gold for a hundred years!” [Daddy Shows Up] “Come on, good boy, call me Dad!” A certain man stared at Yun Shanshan, who looked exactly like a miniature version of himself. Tsk, just as you’d expect from his son: what a handsome kid! “Mommy says it costs a million taels of gold to call someone Dad once. How many times would you like to call him?” Yun Shanshan calmly glanced at the man and took out a little golden abacus, waiting for his answer. “For the rest of my life!” The man answered without hesitation, grabbing Yun Lieyan. “Your mother accidentally ended up owing me money for the rest of her life, so you can collect it from her!” To learn more about author Mou Li, follow her Weibo: http://weibo.com/2109086074 ----------------------Recommended Reads-------------------- My own modern novel, [A Wealthy Family Contract: A Cold Marriage]: http://read.xxsy.net/info/381282.html (formerly [A Cold Marriage in a Wealthy Family], moved here) My dear senior Gu Xingling’s modern masterpiece, [The Demon Lord’s Writer Maid]: http://read.xxsy.net/info/373555.html Mo Shang Liu Xu, [The Forensic Doctor’s Legitimate Daughter]: http://read.xxsy.net/info/393663.html Yue Luo Ding Xiang, [The First Concubine]: http://read.xxsy.net/info/376270.html Han Fei’er, [The Fierce Consort’s Remaining Love]: http://read.xxsy.net/info/377014.html ☆★☆★☆★Adoptions☆★☆★☆★ Reader group: [Li’s Nest 167376161] Invincible Little Treasure Shanshan: adopted by [wqy53542316], [jan de mengxiang], and [Yu Hou Lie Ri]! Sweet Little Yan Yan: adopted by [17361938], [yangcj10], and [Leng Shang Yue s]! Pure Little Han Han: adopted by [Gao Bie de Ai Qing li] and [195658577]! Flashy Little Kui Kui: adopted by [aileentrue]! The Loveliest Duo Duo: adopted by [yuhuiaimama]! The Handsomest Little Xiu Xiu: adopted by [Ya Tou]! Dear Little Gold: adopted by [k1551236]! (If you’d like to adopt one, remember to leave a comment!)