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Lin Xuan traveled to a world of high martial arts where strong men reach for the stars and the moon. After three years of hard work, he finally bound the invincible domain of the inn. I thought I could punch the leader of the martial arts league and kick the peerless swordsman, but I didn't know that he himself was a mortal waste that couldn't cultivate. What's even worse is that the inn is located in a deep mountain and old forest, and there is not even a ghost! Just when he was in a panic, a pink and jade-carved little milk baby suddenly fell from the red sandalwood chair of the inn, grabbed the corner of his clothes and softly shouted: "Xiao Nangjun~" [Ding! The full-level babysitting system has been activated! Cleansing tendons and cutting marrow has been distributed! [As long as you feed the little Si Zi well and let the inn diners sincerely praise you, you can get rewards for your cultivation! In order to reach the pinnacle of martial arts, Lin Xuan started his daily life of raising children in the Xianjia Inn. Use century-old snow lotus to make porridge, roast animal legs from ancient relics; force the murderous leader of the Demon Cult to humbly teach the little Sizi self-defense tricks, and force the knowledgeable Confucian scholar to rack his brains to make up a bedtime fairy tale for the little girl. And all of this was broadcast live to all dynasties in the world from the sky above the nine heavens! In the Tai Chi Hall of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin looked at his daughter holding the spirit beast's legs, his eyes were red with jealousy: Si Zi! Give Aye six points! In the Xianyang Palace of the Great Qin Dynasty, Ying Zheng stared at the marrow-cleansing liquid that Lin Xuan poured out and almost went crazy: the elixir of immortality! I must find this place! In the Imperial Garden of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the top-quality spiritual trees that were being burned as firewood, and slapped his thigh off: What a waste of natural resources! If our Ming Dynasty had this level of immortality, we would have leveled the world long ago! And Lin Xuan just wants to brew a pot of spiritual tea in this inn, hold Xiao Sizi's hand, watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and climb to the top of enlightenment!

This book is also called "I Really Didn't Want to Engage in the Xuanwumen Incident". In the Yuan Dynasty of De Dynasty, one year after Anlu Mountain raised troops, Luoyang and Chang'an fell one after another, and the situation in the world was in danger. At this time, Li Tan, the king of Jianning, who was praised by later generations as having "the grace of Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty", woke up from his dream. At first, Li Tan just wanted to stay away from Emperor Suzong and Li Heng of the Tang Dynasty, so as not to die in the internal fighting in the palace, and by the way to quell the Anshi Rebellion as soon as possible. But unknowingly, he heard the whole world shouting his name. Li Bai: I didn't know why I wasted half my life until I met the king. Du Fu: Taizong said that the king can sail and the people can live in water, but only the king can practice it. Guo Ziyi: Ahem, it's all a private matter of the Tian family. I'm going to be sick soon and I don't know anything! Li Guangbi: You don't dare to say it, but I dare to say it! Please, Your Majesty, imitate Taizong's story to determine the order of the country!

The national destiny game is coming, life or death is determined by climbing the tower! Just when everyone was carefully trying to survive in the climbing tower, Su Chen, who had traveled through time, discovered that this was the "Slay the Spire" he was most familiar with. ? As a result, the style of painting changed suddenly. While players from other countries were still being chased and chopped down by elite monsters on the first level, Su Chen had already begun to show the world what true "genre shock" meant: The warrior's stacking armor flow, power flow, and card burning flow; the hunter's knife flow, poison flow... ? But the most jaw-dropping thing was his debut. He rejected the armored warrior with the highest fault tolerance rate, and turned around and chose the blind girl "The Viewer" in purple. Faced with doubts from all over the world, Su Chen responded with only one sentence: "I don't care if you have it or not, let's do a 'tiger coming down the mountain' first!"

An ordinary young man who traveled back in time to the Tianbao period originally wanted to be a salted fish waiting to die, but accidentally embarked on the road of scientific research. Using crooked ways (of course, occasionally relying on real skills) to rise through the ranks, he carved out a ridiculous and legendary life amidst the wealth and undercurrents of the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

Protagonist: Li Mingda Ying Paimeng [Xiao Sizi Teyvat + daily life + double wear + adventure + secondary line development in the Tang Dynasty] Li Mingda (Xiao Sizi), the little princess of the Tang Dynasty, accidentally traveled to the Teyvat continent! She brought Mondstadt's delicacies back to the Tang Dynasty. Her miraculous healing power made the people of the Tang Dynasty call them immortals, and Liyue's delicacies made the Shang Shi Bureau crazily reproduce them... Li Shimin was shocked by the magic weapon forged from the crystal mine, and even more eager to use magic to heal his wife! Little Sizi's innocent journey inadvertently promoted the exchanges between the Tang Dynasty and the nations of Teyvat!

Traveling through the wilderness to become the top auspicious beast Bai Ze, Bai Yuan originally wanted to live forever, but a mist swept him into the Tang Dynasty. Lost all mana? It doesn't matter, he also has the passive auspicious power of ultimate healing. I wanted to find a bush to catch up on my sleep, but accidentally picked up a lost human cub. Seeing the soft and waxy little Sizi shivering due to the congenital fetal poison, Bai Yuan's heart softened, and he had no choice but to lie down and use it as a glowing thermostatic pillow for her. As soon as he lay down, he became the full-time nanny of the Princess of Tang Dynasty. The little Sizi lay on his soft belly and rolled around "Lu Lu Guo Guo, I'm hungry and want to eat sweet fruit duck~" In order to feed the picky little girl until she is fat, Bai Yuan digs out a large iron pot for cooking, which makes the little Sizi squeal and cheer. "The meat stir-fried in Lu Lu Guo Guo is the best!" To lull her to sleep, he drew pictures and told fairy tales using tree branches. After entering the Tai Chi Palace, his daily life was to play around the palace with the little Sizi on his back. Behind him, he could always hear the little girl's squealing sounds. "Chongya! Lulu Guoguo, let's go to the imperial kitchen to get cakes!" By the way, the auspicious aura he exuded not only quietly reversed the fate of Xiao Sizi's early death, but also successfully eradicated the fatal ailment that had plagued Empress Changsun for many years, completely eradicating the greatest regret of the Tang Dynasty. Looking at his radiant wife and daughter, Li Shimin was so excited that he burst into tears, and the civil and military officials in the court went crazy. Li Shimin: "The divine beast saved me Guanyin and Sizi, it is indeed God's blessing to the Tang Dynasty!" Bai Yuan rolled his eyes. What are you looking at? I really don't want to suppress the national destiny. I'm just concentrating on raising my baby!

[Datang+Internet cafe+casual daily life+chat group+relaxing and funny] Chen Mo traveled through the Tang Dynasty and was accidentally bound to the Internet cafe system. At the beginning, you own an Internet cafe in Chang'an City. As long as you make money from the operation, you can unlock rewards. When many popular online games such as "Minecraft", "CSGO", "Plants vs. Zombies", "League of Legends" and "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" appeared. The entire style of painting in the Tang Dynasty was completely distorted. Cheng Chumo: "Second brother, today you and I will definitely kill the Ender Dragon and become the first person in the Tang Dynasty to clear "Minecraft"!" Yuchi Baolin was wearing headphones, typing on the keyboard, and slurping instant noodles: "If you are a man, come to the middle door to fight!" Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty: Who stole my Yasuo? Come forward and I will challenge you to a duel! Every Thursday, Empress Changsun and other princesses will appear in the Internet cafe viewing area on time to watch classic TV series "Legend of Sword and Fairy" and "The Swordsman"... When the first e-sports competition in Chang'an City opens, The aristocratic team with five surnames and seven hopes, the talented team of the sons of the prince, and the royal team led by Li Shimin personally gathered together. "Hmph, I, Li Lizhi, am the number one e-sports queen of the Tang Dynasty!" Just when Princess Changle led a group of teammates to break out of the siege and wanted to ascend to the throne of the e-sports queen. Li Shimin dragged her back to the palace by her ears: "I am your father. If you are a minor, you must obtain parental consent before entering an Internet cafe." So far, A generation of e-sports queen died. The introduction is weak, please read the text

On his birthday, Li Mo received a mysterious express delivery without a sender. After taking it apart, it turned out to be a lifelike miniature sand table inside. A plaque hung on the palace with red walls and yellow tiles clearly read the three characters "Lizheng Palace". Just as he was wondering if this was some high-tech model, he heard a soft cry coming from the sandbox. "It's so hot, so thirsty~" Under the corridor of the Li Zheng Palace, a little girl carved in pink and jade was squatting on the ground wiping her tears, her little face flushed with heat. Li Mo's heart melted immediately, he moved a fan to blow on the sand table, cut a piece of iced watermelon and put it in gently. In the eighth year of Zhenguan, little Sizi was so aggrieved that he was about to drop his golden beans. Suddenly a gust of cool wind blew away the heat. He looked up and saw a bright red sweet fruit falling in front of him. "Fairy! Do you want to be a nanny? Thank you for the fruit!" The little guy held the watermelon and chewed it until his face was covered with juice. He raised his head and smiled at the sky until his eyes turned into crescents. Li Mo looked at the softly smiling little girl in the sand table, thinking that the days to come would be occupied by this cute little girl. How many more cute little requests will he have waiting for him to feed?

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Wei Shuyun traveled through the Tang Dynasty and was bound to the lazy dog ​​sign-in system. Get a lazy dog ​​gift package for your first sign! There are actually a ton of spicy instant noodle seasoning powder packets inside! Wei Shuyun, who has just arrived, encounters Gao Yang who has been given a marriage and is out of the palace to relax. Wei Shuyun, who did not know the identity of Princess Gao Yang, conveniently fed Gao Yang with the blueberry bread in the gift bag. The deliciousness of blueberry bread was moved by Wei Shuyun's sweet words. Gao Yang fell under a few poems... However, when Wei Shuyun flirted with his sister. His Majesty Li Shimin and Li Er were actually eavesdropping! This is bad! Flirting with the princess in front of the emperor! Li Er was so angry that he almost broke the window and entered! Fortunately, Wei Shuyun's few poems suppressed Li Er's anger. On the way to send Gao Yang home, Gao Yang was frightened by a locust. In order to comfort Gao Yang, Wei Shuyun talked eloquently about ways to control locusts. Unexpectedly, Wei Shuyun's method shocked Li Er who was eavesdropping! Li Er is bound to drag Wei Shuyun into the court! A win-win calculation begins... (The emotional lines in this book are full of sugar, so readers with diabetes should read with caution.)

The Five Husbands destroyed China, and the clothes and hats crossed south, and the Northern Kingdom fell. You, Cao, Yi, Di, animals, and the like, especially proclaimed themselves emperors. Why should I, a hero from the Middle Kingdom, not be proclaimed emperor?

In the fourth year of Zhengguang reign of the Northern Wei Dynasty, the granary in Huaihuang Town was smashed open by hungry townspeople. This commotion soon spread into a major uprising in six towns - Woye, Huaishuo, Wuchuan... The military towns at the foot of Yinshan Mountain were lit up with beacon fires one after another. The "heart of the country" who once guarded the empire became a forgotten "untouchable in the north" after Emperor Xiaowen moved south to Luoyang. Now, they are riding on skinny horses and holding rusty knives, fighting back from the new wind. Gao Huan, a descendant of Han exiles who worked on the city walls of Huaishuo, Yu Wentai, a Hun boy who just picked up a sword in Wuchuan Town, and a young Chilean youth from Woye Town who was coerced into an uprising - three young people with different origins were involved in the same storm. In the next twelve years, they will witness the banner of the "True King" that defeated Liu Han's mausoleum shattered under the Rouran cavalry, witness Er Zhurong's seven thousand Qihu cavalry crush Ge Rong's million troops into powder, experience the Heyin Incident when two thousand courtiers were sunk into the eternal night of the Yellow River, and finally tear the Northern Wei Empire in half on the ruins of Luoyang. The old era has turned into smoke and dust, and the new era has not yet taken shape. Gao Huan and Yu Wentai emerged from this smoke and dust. One became the founder of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, and the other created the military system of Guanlong Prefecture; and their colleague Hou Jing would cross the Yangtze River southward thirteen years later and ignite another fire that destroyed Nanliang.

Lu Tian accidentally obtained a double portal. He originally wanted to make a fortune by transferring materials between modern times and the Tang Dynasty, but he stepped into Empress Changsun's Li Zheng Palace and caught her coughing up blood and falling into a coma. With his modern first aid knowledge, he was able to stabilize the queen's condition and was detained in the palace by Li Shimin. "Guanyin Maid will leave me in ten years?" "Cheng Qian will rebel and be deposed as the crown prince?" "My son Li Zhi will actually marry a talented person from my father's throne?" "Will the Tang Dynasty eventually fall to the separatist rule of vassal towns and cause chaos in the world?" Empress Changsun leaned on the soft couch, her face turned pale, and her hand holding Lu Tian couldn't help but tremble: "Then... Then what will the future of our Datang look like?" Lu Tian sighed and spoke slowly. "Your Majesty will create the rule of Zhenguan and be revered as the Khan of Heaven." "Empress Wu will come to the court and change the name of Tang Dynasty to Zhou Dynasty." "Xuanzong founded the Yuan Dynasty, but it also led to the Anshi Rebellion, and the Tang Dynasty turned from prosperity to decline." "Although there is Yuanhe Zhongxing, it is difficult to reverse the decline and eventually fall apart..." ... Behind the screen, Li Shimin suddenly tightened his grip on the Tang Dao at his waist, his eyes filled with shock, anger and fear: "My Tang Dynasty... Will end up like this?"

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"As soon as the embroidered mouth spits out, half of the prosperous Tang Dynasty is gone." Everyone knows that Li Taibai was an immortal in heaven and a poet who traveled far and wide with his sword. Little did he know that this body had already been replaced by a lonely soul from a thousand years ago. In the prosperous age of Kaiyuan, singing and dancing flourished, and the colorful clothes and feathers concealed the murderous intentions instigated by Yu Yangjun. When modern historian Li Mu was reborn as the twenty-four-year-old Li Bai, what he saw was not the flowers in Chang'an, but the countdown to the collapse of the empire. An Lushan's ambition, Li Linfu's sweet talk, the collapse of the land equalization system, the collapse of the government military system... In this life, Li Bai not only wants to be the wine-drinking immortal who can't get on the boat when the emperor calls him, but also the Optimus Prime who can turn the tide.

Returning to the "Two Sages" period of the Tang Dynasty for the first time, I found that the Tang Dynasty at this time was no longer as prosperous as it was during the Zhenguan period. Border officers and soldiers were killed and injured year after year, and the literati lamented the hardships of the people's lives. It's a pity that he is just a commoner, with no power or power. "I have the same surname as the Queen of Heaven, please treat her as my aunt." "From aunt to godmother, I just seem more approachable." "Queen mother, how can you govern the country well with these insects?" "If the Queen of Heaven hadn't personally ordered the generals, I might still be killing enemies in Hexi. Of course, there is nothing wrong with being a prince." ... Many years later, Wu Zetian slapped the dragon case and roared: "Why does he, a prince, want to control the world's troops?"

[No system + no brain + Datang + modern thought collides with feudal thought] When you take a complete set of knowledge of modern industrial systems and plunge into the prosperous age of Zhenguan praised in history books. Initially, you just want to survive. Relying on advanced knowledge, in this era of supremacy of imperial power, earn a way to survive without being trampled on at will. Later, you want to live decently. From a commoner to the title of County Marquis, Duke of Jin, and in charge of the Ministry of Industry, he became Li Shimin's most trusted right-hand man and the most dazzling upstart in Chang'an City. The house is full of gold and silver, the door is full of guests, and the aristocratic family treats you like a distinguished guest. The history books have already reserved for you the eternal reputation of "the most famous official in Zhenguan". You have walked all the way from surviving to being above ten thousand people, and all the needs of survival and life are in your hands. You should have followed this road and completed the most perfect life of a time traveler. But when you stand on the Danbi in the Taiji Palace, you look up at the prosperity and glory of Chang'an, but when you look down, you see the gap outside the red wall: There are still people who cut off their limbs to avoid corvee labor, there are still farmers who are forced to sell their sons and daughters due to land annexation, and there are still countless people who are struggling to survive. Under the iron feudal law of "Emperor Herdsmen", they are stepping stones to a prosperous age, and they have to do their best to even live a stable life. The modern soul engraved in the bones surges at this moment: Should we let go of our obsessions, become a vested interest in this prosperous age, enjoy the glory of becoming a prince and prime minister, and become a famous official of the Tang Dynasty who will leave his name in history? Or should you make a fist with your right hand, risk everything you earn, and open up a path of survival for the people at the bottom who are silently sinking in this prosperous age--to be enemies with the entire imperial power system and the entire feudal era?

When I woke up, I became a relative of the Sui Dynasty. But the worst thing is that my aunt, Empress Xiao, doesn't even know that I am a great-nephew. To make matters worse, the Sui Dynasty was almost over... In order to survive in troubled times, I had to start as a pawn in a border town.

When the two-thousand-yuan-a-month rental house was split in half, Lu Ming and Li Lizhi began to rent together across a thousand years of time and space. At first, Chang Le held the dagger and was very wary: "Who are you and why did you break into this princess's palace?" Later, Chang Le wrapped up Lu Ming's coat, ate instant noodles, and swiped the tablet: "Lu Ming, ignore my father and watch a movie with me today, okay?" In order to prevent roommates from suffering the pain of political marriage. Lu Ming transformed into the most powerful villain in the two worlds and began to frantically distribute supplies to the Tang Dynasty. Take discarded antiques and exchange them for modern technology! Make refined salt, make glass, make steel, and cultivate divine seeds! Changsun Chong was so angry that he vomited blood after his engagement was broken off. Qiwang, the fifth surname, was blocked by his financial lifeline. They all knelt down outside the Tai Chi Hall to beg for mercy! Li Shimin's eyes turned red as he looked at the mountains of modern military supplies: "Good son-in-law! As long as the Turks can be wiped out, Changle will wash your socks!"

Chen Sheng traveled through the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty for seven years and was bound at the beginning\

Transformed into a nobody from the Zhenguan period, Lin Yue activated the canopy system at the beginning, directly projecting the modern world onto the head of the entire Tang Dynasty! From then on, the entire Tang Dynasty was completely numb with laughter and completely crazy! Li Shimin looked at the high-speed rail plane in the sky and threw his wine glass on the spot: "I can travel thousands of miles away and back in half a day?!" Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui looked at the modern mathematics, physics and chemistry textbooks, their eyes gleaming and went crazy: "This is a divine book that can save the world! It can rejuvenate the Tang Dynasty for all generations!" Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong were drooling over the black technology of modern military industry. The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty were trying to force the emperor to go to the palace every day, so they begged Lin Yue to do more "modern new things"! And Lin Yue's primary goal has always been to reverse those difficult times in the prosperous Tang Dynasty-- To Empress Changsun, who is suffering from chronic diseases, project modern medical knowledge on the screen and send her peace and health; To Princess Changle who died young, watch the free life of a modern girl and protect her from worries throughout her life; Rewrite the tragic ending for the princesses of Gaoyang and Jinyang, who are trapped by fate, and protect the beauty of the prosperous Tang Dynasty! From then on, there was a legend in the Tang Dynasty: The Heavenly Curtain came to the world, connecting ancient and modern times. A young man held this magical object to protect Chang'an in its prosperous age, rescued the most beautiful woman, and by the way made the entire Tang Dynasty become the best in the world!

In the seventh year of Zhenguan, Cheng Chumo traveled through time. There is an imperial edict at the beginning: three days later, marry Princess Gaoyang. Chang'an Dandy laughed so hard:\

While traveling around in an RV, I unexpectedly broke through the time and space barrier and suddenly fell into the seventh year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty. At the beginning of the game, he ran into Princess Changle and Xiao Sizi. When he came back to his senses, he realized that he was already standing on the boundary of Chang'an City in the Tang Dynasty. Refined salt, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce, corn, strawberries... Objects that did not belong to this era appeared one after another in the land of Datang. Li Shimin angrily said: This brat almost killed me, I can't marry the beauty to him no matter what! Li Yu spoke calmly: Your Majesty, why don't you first learn about the grain yield per acre? Li Shimin instantly changed his face and tone: What else do you call your Majesty? Hurry up and call me father-in-law!

In the eighth year of Zhenguan, a madman came to Chang'an City. His name is Wei Wuji, a seventh-rank censor and nephew of Wei Zheng. On the first day, he called the emperor Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, hit the pillar and splattered blood, and the whole court was shocked. Li Shimin: He is using his life to admonish me! Changsun Wuji: He is testing me to see if I am a traitor! Fang Xuanling: This guy is as wise as a fool, and every word has a profound meaning! Wei Zheng: I have been admonishing you for half my life, and I never dare to bump into the pillars... In fact, Wei Wuji just wanted to die because the system told him that as long as he died and left his name in history, he could return to modern times and receive 10 billion in cash and a life span of 200 years. But no one believed it. He said that the death of a minister is not a pity, and everyone interpreted it: He is a true countryman who regards death as home. He said he wanted to die, and everyone interpreted it: he wanted to die for the country and die well! He yawned, and everyone interpreted: Mr. Wei is worried about the country and the people, and he can't sleep at night! He farts, and everyone interprets it as implying that there is some filth in the court and that the traitors need to be purged! Wei Wuji was desperate: I beg you, can you let me die once?

Dressed as Li Chengqian, the famous prince seeking death in history, the whole network was black at the beginning. The Turkic army of 200,000 went south? He took out "On Protracted War". Locust plague in Guanzhong? He invented fried locusts, named them "Flying Golden Cake", and sold them for 500 cash per catty. Are the factions in the court endlessly arguing? He directly slapped the "performance appraisal form" on Li Shimin's desk. All civil and military officials in the court were waiting to see his joke, but he backhandedly organized a training class in the East Palace to train his own team. Changsun Wuji set up a dragnet, but there was a mysterious girl beside him, the fourteen-year-old Wu Zhao, who smiled and handed over a secret account: "Your Highness, Changsun Chong's private salt business has been profitable for three years, a lot of money." Su Ningshuang, the most dazzling talented woman in Chang'an City, held an umbrella for him, and the fourteen-year-old future queen handed him a knife. Two women are in a drama, and the prince is caught in a dilemma. Li Shimin fell into deep contemplation as he looked at his son whose painting style was getting more and more outrageous. My prince, when did you learn how to do business? My prince, when did you learn to play power? My prince--when did he tear down half of my court? !

Traveling through the Western Jin Dynasty: After Duke Shanyang of the Wei Dynasty, Han Xiaoxian was the great-great-grandson of the emperor; Liu Ji, the Liu family of Shanyang, killed the white snake and gathered rebels. The prophecy of the Golden Sword. Liu's succubus, the three-hung man!

My name is Qin Huai, and I have traveled through time. Because of an accident, Princess Changle became a vegetative state, and I became a happy candidate because of the horoscope compatibility. Fortunately, the system is activated at the critical moment, and you can get various rewards as long as you stick with a noble member of the opposite sex. ... My name is Li Lizhi, Princess Changle of the Tang Dynasty. I don't know whether it was a mistake or a premeditated decision, but I became a vegetative state. From then on I could no longer speak or open my eyes. For this reason, my father summoned famous doctors from all over the world, but they were still unable to do anything. To celebrate, I got a strange husband-in-law. He is very nice to me. He will give me something called White Rabbit toffee, and he will also tell me bedtime stories. He is full of love words. He is the man who loves me the most besides my father. But my husband-in-law has a shortcoming, that is, he likes to post very much~

Good news: My live broadcast connected to ancient times, and the person opposite me was still a princess! Bad news: She's only five years old, she's an ultimate foodie, and she thinks I'm a wish-granting fairy! Even worse news: My pocket is cleaner than my face, and I won't be able to pay the rent soon! Little Sizi: "Fairy Guoguo, Sizi wants to eat that rolly, fragrant beef noodles!" Me (gritting my teeth): OK! Five dollars, I bought it for you! I won't eat today! Little Sizi: "Fairy Guoguo, Sizi's little bunny doll is broken, and I want one that can sing!" Me (looking through second-hand websites): OK! Fifty yuan, I got it for you! My utility bill is gone next month! Xiao Sizi: "Fairy Guo Guo, Aye said he wanted to see what the stars in the sky look like!" Me (looking at the prices of astronomical telescopes on the Internet):... Me: Your Royal Highness, can we reward you with some gold first? Even gods need to eat! Li Shimin nodded crazily beside him: "Yes, yes! Immortal Master, you make a price, and I will transfer the treasury to you!" No, I just want to make some instant noodles money. How come I'm about to become a Tang Dynasty Imperial Master? !

Introduction to the novel "The Horror of Monsters" In the seventeenth year of the Republic of China, warlords fought in a melee, the Central Plains was sinking, and all life was in ruins. Shen Zhige, a history student, found a thousand-year-old ancient silk weaving map of the Western Jin Dynasty in a dilapidated ancestral home. The map contained secret clues to the secret place where the nobles hid from the world. In order to escape the wars of the troubled times, he gathered veterans, benevolent doctors, profit-seeking businessmen, Taoists, documentary reporters and mountain guides. The seven of them had their own concerns and set foot into the mountains to search for secrets. Unexpectedly, they accidentally entered the ancient stone formation, and coincided with a sudden change in the sky. The seven people were involved in the turbulence of time and space, and traveled to the fifth year of Yongjia in the Western Jin Dynasty - the beginning of the darkest Five Chaos in Chinese history. The Yongjia Rebellion broke out, the Xiongnu invaded Luoyang, Yiguan crossed south, and the Western Jin Dynasty was destroyed. The Xiongnu, Jie, Xianbei, Di, and Qiang Wuhu competed in the Central Plains. Wherever the iron cavalry came, they starved to death everywhere, Wubao was broken, and the Han people were in a desperate situation. The team witnessed the brutality of the Wuhu melee, and witnessed the betrayal and perseverance of human nature: the defection of companions, the sacrifice of comrades, the death of benevolent doctors, and the martyrdom of iron-blooded soldiers. From Gou Quan of the Han people in Wubao, to the anti-Hu resistance of the refugee army, from the mutual attacks of the Wuhu regime, to the historical context of the gradual unification of the north, the seven people completely witnessed the beginning and end of a hundred years of chaos. They walked through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, experienced betrayal, life and death, and finally returned to the Republic of China through the Stone Circle, but that dark memory has long been engraved in their bones. Finally, he realizes that the most terrifying monsters in the world are never wild monsters, but human hearts twisted by power and survival in troubled times. An ancient picture links the two periods of troubled times in ancient and modern times, and provides an eternal warning that civil strife brings disaster and troubled times breed evil.

During the Zhenguan period, Turks invaded the border. Li Shimin was full of enthusiasm: "I want to conquer Mobei in person!" "I'll be here for at least half a year, or at most for a year. When I return in triumph, all nations will come to visit me!" Looking at his father's retreating back, the eight-year-old prince Li Xiu smiled: Come here, change the guards of the Xuanwu Gate. Let's recreate the family's secrets! Therefore, Li Er ate sand and rations on the front line, and fought bloody battles for the Tang Dynasty. Li Xiu built infrastructure in the rear, promoted the New Deal, made firearms, and instituted maritime bans, and governed the Tang Dynasty like a kingdom of God! A family member? Destroy! Corrupt officials? Kill! Don't the people have enough to eat? On the hybrid rice arrangement! A year later, His Majesty Li Er returned from a great victory, dreaming of a loving father and a filial son, and hundreds of officials kneeling to welcome him. As a result, when we arrived at the gate of Chang'an City, we found that the king's flag had changed on the city wall. Li Er was furious: I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who dares to stop me? Let the prison country get out! On top of the city tower, eight-year-old Li Xiu was wearing a dragon robe and standing with his hands behind his back. Behind him were the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty that had long been subdued, and tens of thousands of well-equipped new troops. Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Changsun Wuji all bowed with solemn expressions: "Why did your Majesty rebel?" "The Supreme Emperor is old and has worked hard in battles. Please go to the Tai Chi Palace to take care of your old age!!" At this time, Li Er looked at the prosperous Chang'an that he could only dream of in his dreams, and then looked at the scrap metal in his hand, and his mentality completely collapsed. "I'm only thirty years old! I just went to fight a war, why is my family gone?!"

"Without the two hundred taels of bride price, you can't even think of picking up my daughter today!" Lu Chen, who traveled through the Tang Dynasty and became the magistrate of Jingyang County, was unexpectedly doubled in the bride price by his snobbish mother-in-law on the wedding day. Looking at Fu Dimo's fiancee, who was in tears and asked him to lend money to his brother-in-law to buy a house, Lu Chen laughed completely. I'm used to your bad habits! Lu Chen pulled off the big red flower on the spot: "I don't want to get married anymore. Give me your money back!" As soon as he finished speaking, the [Rise of Great Powers System] was activated. As long as you refuse to compromise, you can obtain cross-era technology and god-level rewards! When the audience mocked him for being poor and doomed to be a bachelor, a stunning young girl in the crowd walked up to him and said, "I don't want a penny as a gift, I just want to take care of the food. Will you marry me?" Back in Jingyang County, Lu Chen acted vigorously and resolutely. While following the laws of the Tang Dynasty, he sent all his predecessors' family who dared to make trouble to the coal mountain to dig coal, and at the same time he built an invincible city with massive construction projects. Quyu plow, refined salt, repeating crossbow, hybrid rice... All kinds of mythical objects that transcended the times came into being, completely subverting the ancient people's cognition! When Li Shimin, disguised as the businessman "Old Li", came to Jingyang to investigate the case, he was shocked by the prosperity in front of him and his outlook was shattered. He originally wanted to lower his status as emperor and attack this arrogant county magistrate, but instead he was pushed to the ground and rubbed crazily by Lu Chen's modern concept of the rule of law. Until one day, Lao Li saw the stunning county magistrate's wife coming out with a plate, and his eyes were splitting in an instant: "The apple of my eye, why are you serving you tea and water here?!"

Li Shimin rebelled at the beginning. Fortunately, fortunately, Li You is also a systematic person. The skills of historical figures can be extracted from history. Li Shimin, just wait for Li You to sweep across Guandong, kill Chang'an, and take away your bird position. It's just that this system always smokes this kind of stuff: -Special military commander? Flying general Sun Yuanliang- -Special General·Zhu Qizhen, God of War of the Ming Dynasty- -Special general? Loyal Wu Sangui- Don't engrave everything into your DNA!

The setting sun, the grass and trees, the ordinary alleys, where the slaves of humanity once lived. I remember those days when we were fierce and powerful, and could swallow thousands of miles like a tiger! Since Sima Zhao killed the king on the street. Son of Heaven, he who has strong soldiers and horses shall be the one! Han succeeded Qin, Wei succeeded Han, Jin succeeded Wei, and Song succeeded Jin. The Song Dynasty was the orthodoxy of China. "Emperor Taizong Wen, taboo meaning symbol, small character Chai Bing, is also the eldest son of Emperor Wu. His mother, Empress Huiyi Zhang, gave birth to the emperor in Jingkou in the 12th year of Yixi of Jin Dynasty. At that time, Emperor Wu was over Buhuo, and there was no son yet, so he was very happy. At the age of ten, he paid homage to the crown prince of Yuzhang Gong. When the emperor was young, he was very physically strong, good at riding and shooting, and could understand music. The Song Dynasty was built, and he paid homage to the crown prince of Song Dynasty." - "Book of Song Dynasty, Volume 2, Chronicles of Emperor Taizong Wen"

This book is also called "Da Ming: Is My Second Brother Carrying out the Industrial Revolution?" "Dad! Your military household system is rubbish!" "Dad! If you abolish the prime minister, I will die from exhaustion. Yes, I will die in front of you!" "Dad, banning the sea is very stupid, why not develop a navy!" "Dad, developing technology is the last word!" Traveling through Zhu Yuanzhang's second son, Zhu Xi, he obtained the scientific and technological nation-building system. At the beginning, he angered Lao Zhu and was granted the title of King of the Four Seas, controlling Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan. So Zhu Ping vigorously developed science and technology in his fiefdom, built a kingdom of science and technology, plundered mountains of stone and saw silver, and built an invincible fleet across the world. Just when Zhu Biao was distressed that his younger brother was being banished to a barren land overseas, and was about to persuade Lao Zhu to reconsider Zhu Ping's fiefdom, the sky exposed him. Lao Zhu: Second brother, I asked you to go to a fiefdom and become a prince, but you actually started the industrial revolution?

[Historical imagination, Tang Dynasty, system flow, daily life of cute children, relaxed and funny] Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, but became terminally ill and only had three months left to live? Lin An is bound to the [God-level Storytelling System]. As long as the storytelling is shocking, you can earn crazy points and exchange them for life span, martial arts cultivation and modern black technology! In order to survive, he threw a copy of "Journey to the West" on the streets of Chang'an, which directly deceived the little Sizi who was on tour and became lame! "Xiao Nangjun, is this Sun Wukong a real duck?" "Si Zi still wants to hear it tomorrow. I'll give you a night pearl as a reward!" In order to listen to updates every day and eat the white sugar osmanthus cake made by Lin An, the four-year-old little Sizi transformed into the first filial daughter in the Tang Dynasty! "Father's national treasure? It was stolen! It was used as a shock to Mr. Xiao Nang!" "Sister's dowry? It was stolen! Pay Xiao Nangjun's book fee!" Today I will take away Li Shimin's imperial meal, and tomorrow I will clear out the tributes from the Western Regions in the inner treasury. I even want to use the jade seal to smash walnuts! A series of thefts in the palace shocked the government and the public. Li Shimin was so angry that he drew his sword and looked around at a loss: "Is my inner court going to become an immortal?!" "Check! Who stole my tribute?!" In the teahouse, while eating the royal meal, Lin An stroked Xiao Sizi's head: "Little girl, your father is quite rich, isn't he?" "Hehe! As long as Mr. Xiao Nang tells more stories, I can make money for as much money as you want!" Li Lizhi: "Lin An, why is the story of the Condor Heroes so touching? Can master and disciple really not be together?" Li Er: "Does my son Wang Teng look like a great emperor? My son is not bad either!" Li Chengqian: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, I understand!"

He traveled through time and became Li Kuan, the second son of Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty who died in childhood and was born a commoner. I wanted to be a transparent prince in Chang'an peacefully, but there were threats from Li Zhi, Wu Zetian and others in the future. In order to survive for myself and my children, I could only secretly reserve strength. In the future, I would imitate my father and start the Xuanwu Sect, and become an emperor for the ages. But in the seventeenth year of Zhenguan, on the day Li Shimin deposed the crown prince Li Chengqian as a commoner, the sky appeared! In the end, Li Kuan's intention to start the Xuanwu Gate Change was exposed by the sky. [What is standing in front of you now is my charming ancestor, the legal heir of the Xuanwu Sect of the Tang Dynasty, the most powerful carbon-based creature in the century, the Emperor of Heaven who spread the territory of the Tang Dynasty all over the world! Li Kuan! ...... I! Li Shimin! The second emperor of the Tang Dynasty! Suddenly one day, the sky appeared, introducing the eternal emperor to the world. An Emperor through the Ages: Born in the Tang Dynasty, he was the second eldest son in the family. He won the throne after the Xuanwu Gate Revolution. I was very happy to hear these words. But it turns out that the emperor of all ages is actually my second son who was born as a concubine? And he still won the throne by chopping off Li Zhi's heads. Li Shimin was at a loss: "Who can tell me what should I do?"

Traveling through the late Sui Dynasty, he became a servant of the Duke of Tang Dynasty. After knowing the future, Li Wei was ready to lie down beside Li Yuan and his son. As a result, unexpectedly, the system was suddenly activated, and as long as he persisted and did not cause trouble, he could live forever. But who would have expected that every emperor of the Li family could actually overhear his thoughts. ... "Father, why should I pass the throne to my second brother?!" [Nonsense, because Li Shimin is the most powerful carbon-based creature in this era, invincible and invincible. If you don't pass the position to him, how about passing the position to you and then let Li Shimin shoot you to death at Xuanwu Gate? Li Yuan: "... Draft a decree to make Li Shimin the crown prince!" ... "Your Majesty, I have no ambition at all!" [You have no ambition yet? The only female emperor in China throughout the ages! Li Zhi: "... Come here, the queen has misbehaved, and she will be banned from the harem from now on!" ... "Congratulations to Your Majesty for creating a prosperous founding of the Yuan Dynasty. The whole world celebrates!" What's the use? If you abdicate now, you will definitely become the emperor of the ages! Li Longji: "... I am old. I will go to the East Palace to invite the prince to come and ascend the throne!" ... The Tang Dynasty flourished for three hundred years and experienced twenty-one emperors. I lived a long and happy life. Li Wei stood in the Tang Tombs, looking at the tombs of Tang emperors one after another, and said with emotion: "You Li family are good at everything, but you just have a bad habit of listening to the corner, especially the corner in the heart of the person listening!"

Lin Yu is bound to the God of Cooking random stall setting system, and a stall location is refreshed every week to sell snacks. If you achieve the turnover required by the system, you can get rewards. However, because the price was too high, business was bleak. In order to increase the turnover, the system abducted Xiao Sizi, who was only five years old, to Hyundai and said that this was a carefully selected outstanding employee with super ability and only needed to pay a huge salary of fifteen yuan a day. Lin Yu originally dismissed this. How can a child help? The result was unexpected Business actually picked up after Si Zi came! In order to take a look at the cute little loli, they also gritted their teeth and bought the four-yuan vegetable buns. Then the diner took a bite and almost swallowed it all with his own tongue. Out of this world delicious! And just when diners can't forget Lin Yu's delicious food. "What the hell? Where is the boss selling steamed buns with his children?" "My child is crying with greed. I flew all the way from Shanghai to buy candied haws. Where is the boss?" "What do you mean by randomly changing the place to set up a stall every week?" "Brother, how much does it cost to buy a meager hot search to find someone?" And at the same time Datang Li Shimin was stunned when he looked at the potatoes, corn, penicillin, lighter, glass, and "Barefoot Doctor's Manual" that Xiao Sizi brought back. Then "Si Zi, tell me, where do you work?" "Boss Lin, how long will it take for me to work for a tractor? Do I want to use him as a chariot?"

When I woke up, I became the prince Li Jiancheng who was destined to cause bloodshed in the Xuanwu Sect. During the canonization ceremony, when faced with the supreme reserve position, I refused on the spot. No matter how powerful the country is, no matter how important the throne is, it is not as important as survival. Publicly boasting that his second brother's merits and deeds were unparalleled, he knelt down and begged his father to change him to a crown prince. At the risk of death, he only wanted to abdicate in favor of someone worthy of his post, and live a peaceful and idle life as a minister of Zongzheng. The world laughs at me for being crazy, but I just keep calm. I just didn't expect that after taking the initiative to give up the world, the Tian Khan looked at me more and more wrong...

[The Princess of the Tang Dynasty fell into the strawberry garden! Zhang Tiange returned to his hometown to start a business, and Strawberry Garden was worried about having no models to promote. Unexpectedly, there was a loud noise in the sky, and two figures fell into the greenhouse-- The big one is cold and aloof, and is the most beautiful one in the country; the small one is soft and cute, just like a pendant. Princess Changle: "May I ask, sir, where is this place?" Little Sizi stared at the red strawberries and drooled all over the floor: "Guo Guo, is this a fairy fruit? It's so sweet!" [Daily: The painting style of the Tang Dynasty is distorted, all thanks to modern black technology! From then on, Zhang Tiange's daily painting style completely deviated: Little Sizi wants to fly? Arrange! A large agricultural drone took off, pulling a small dumpling soaring in the clouds! Changle Want to see the scenery? Let's go! The roar of off-road motorcycles will take you to experience the power of lightning! Catching dolls, drinking happy water, riding a roller coaster... The twin flowers of the Tang Dynasty were doted on by Zhang Tiange and became modern little fairies. [Wanchao Tianmu live broadcast, the emperor breaks the defense in all directions! At the same time, above the sky, the sky curtain opened, broadcasting live in all time and space! Zhu Yuanzhang overturned the wine bottle: "That mountain of red fruits is actually a product of the human world? I want to grow it in Ming Dynasty too!" The eyes of the First Emperor were red: "Iron giant beasts, immortal artifacts... Zhang Tiange, leave one for me, and I will exchange it for you!" In the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin saw his two precious daughters being fed by Zhang Tiange until they became fat and white, and he was so angry that he drew his sword and roared: "Shuzi! Stay away from my daughter! That is the apple of my eye, not your strawberry boy!!"

[The little princess of Jinyang's daily life on the sea + live broadcast + salted fish fisherman dad + the crying of emperors of all dynasties! A crack in time and space connecting the Tang Dynasty and modern times sent the little princess of Jinyang to the beach of Lin Yuan. In the hot summer, the little princess saw the sea for the first time. The sea breeze blew, she stepped on the beach, and her skirt was caught by a domineering big crab. As a snack foodie, grilled oysters, garlic prawns, salt and pepper prawns, and iced coconut milk are all indispensable. Kelp, sea cucumber, abalone, these do not belong to the Tang Dynasty\

Li Xian has never seen a person like Liu Jianjun. He speaks strange words, does strange things, behaves erratically, is greedy for pleasure, and is addicted to beauty... But he can always anticipate the enemy's opportunities, prepare for rainy days, and nip all crises in the cradle in unexpected ways. He helped him overthrow Qiu Shenji and returned to Chang'an. After they were in Chang'an, he attracted Di Renjie and Zhang Jianzhi to consolidate his position. He retreated bravely when Wu Zhao was at the height of his power and went north to train troops. After returning, he staged a coup, overthrew Wu Zhou and restored Li Tang... It seems that there is nothing in this world that he cannot do. Therefore, Li Xian is very curious, what will Liu Jianjun do today?

[Currently the only ancient criminal investigation novel that has been highly ordered for eternity, not to be missed] In the spring of the second year of Zhenguan, Li Jiancheng's tomb collapsed. The guard opened the frozen coffin, and inside there was only a prophecy written in a pool of blood: "It rains on the fourth day of June in the ninth year of Taketori" --It is the date of the Xuanwumen Incident. The body in the coffin disappeared! Li Shimin was furious and ordered the search for Li Jiancheng's body. Unexpectedly, at this time, Li Jiancheng's ghost suddenly appeared in the world and killed several officials. Rumors began to spread among the people that "Li Jiancheng was unwilling to be killed by Xuanwumen and turned into a ghost to take back the world." People inside and outside the court were in panic, and everyone was in danger. Li Shimin was angry and ordered Sikong Pei Ji, Shangshu Pushe Du Ruhui, and imperial censor Wei Zheng to lead the Three Laws Division to investigate, but they still could not prevent Li Jiancheng's ghost from killing people. When I was at a loss, an ace detective from later generations came through time... At this point, the Ministry of Punishment has welcomed its destined man. [The original title is "Datang: The Lord of the Criminal Department, Unscientific Solving of Cases", and a two-million-word masterpiece of ancient criminal investigation work "People in Zhenguan, Scientific Solving of Cases" has been completed. Welcome to watch] [Ancient crime solving, genius detective, refreshing flow, no reading threshold, welcome to join]

Zhang Pingan visited the tombs of his ancestors during the Qingming Festival and asked his ancestors to arrange a job for him. The immeasurable blessings accumulated by the ancestors once ascended to heaven and became an alchemy master. They guarded the alchemy furnace and wanted to live a peaceful life fishing. Unexpectedly, a little dumpling with pale face and weak breath stumbled into the alchemy room. "Fairy Guo Guo... Sizi is feeling uncomfortable... Please... Save me..." The little girl's soft voice sounded like she was crying. Zhang Ping'an casually lit the elixir furnace, refined an elixir, and fed it to little Sizi. Xiaotuanzi's face turned rosy instantly. He clumsily clasped his fists at Zhang Pingan and bowed in a milky voice: "Liger is on top, please protect Sizi!" At this moment, the sky spanning eternity suddenly unfolded. Li Shimin looked at his lost and found daughter in the light curtain, burst into tears on the spot, and kowtowed to the ground: "Sizi! My Sizi is still alive! The immortal master is here, please accept my worship, and ask the immortal master to give medicine to ensure that Sizi will live forever!" To show his sincerity, he immediately ordered the whole country to worship him and spent all the financial and material resources of the Tang Dynasty just to win the favor of Bo Xianshi. The emperors of other dynasties went completely crazy when they saw this. Liu Che devoted himself to seeking immortality. Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes were red, and he begged from a distance, willing to exchange the city for an elixir to save Queen Ma. Ying Zheng even ordered the whole country to search for immortals, and strictly ordered Xu Fu to find the immortal gate and obtain the life-extending elixir. The sky was exposed and all the dynasties were in an uproar! Zhang Ping'an took the little Sizi Yun Nian and Qing Niu to play with the fairies in heaven, and also participated in the Peach Fair. Going into the sea to catch lobsters, the Dragon King of the East China Sea gave me a magic weapon for the elixir. The alchemist raises a cute baby, and his anger shakes the mountains and rivers, and his cuteness shakes up all the dynasties! From then on, the Tang Dynasty became the center of the heavens, Zhang Pingan was worshiped by all nations, and Xiao Sizi became the most beloved princess in the heavens!

Lin Che died unexpectedly, was selected by the simulator, and was given a resurrection mission. He needs to avoid being imprisoned on the day of the Xuanwu Gate Incident within 20 simulations as Li Yuan, Emperor Gaozu of the Tang Dynasty! On the fourth day of June in the ninth year of Wude, the countdown to the bloody massacre at the Xuanwu Sect began. Li Shimin laid out a dragnet, and all the imperial guards were under his control. Li Yuan was surrounded by spies! Lin Che imitated Li Yuan with modern thinking and worked step by step to break the situation. He was determined to kill Li Shimin and escape to heaven!

On the day his whole family was killed, Dou Jiande knelt down for three breaths. Then he stood up, dug out the dirt from his fingernails, and smeared the blood on his trouser legs. "Thirty-seven mouthfuls. I'll remember that." He didn't cry. No fuss. I didn't go to the government to complain. He just sharpened his knife, made three copies of the ledger, and sent it to the right person. Then wait. Waiting for the day when Captain Zhang runs away. Wait for him to kneel down on the official road. Wait for the blade to reach his neck. Inch by inch, cut in. -- Some say he is a hero. Some say he is a butcher. Dou Jiande said: "I am just a farmer. Anyone who touches my land will be killed by me." -- The ledger is in hand. Knife at waist. The name of the enemy is in my heart. Seven names, none of them can escape. The first one is called Wang Shichong.

Li Xuan accidentally traveled through the Zhenguan period and was born outside Wannian County. He only knew that his father was a farmer and his family was poor, but he didn't know that all of this was a test specially designed for him by Li Shimin. Li Chengqian is sensitive, Li Tai is dark, and neither of them has the appearance of a wise king. Li Shimin wants to raise Li Xuan in poverty and cultivate a true emperor through the ages! So Li Shimin forcefully created a Tang version of The Truman Show for him. Li Xuan only knew that his family's life was poor, but he did not know that the uncle Fang next door was Fang Xuanling, that it was Li Jing who taught him the art of war, and that the butcher who taught him martial arts was actually Cheng Yaojin. Even the person who taught him arithmetic was Yuan Tiangang, who created the Tuibei diagram. This is the road to becoming stronger while lying down, and it is Li Shimin's hard work. But Li Shimin also didn't know that his precious son also came with a sign-in plug-in. No one can continue to get stronger as they sign in. He reaped various benefits, but all of them were interrupted by Xiao Sizi who accidentally escaped from the palace. At this point, Xiao Sizi has a fairy pot pot. Datang also took a completely different path.

[Cute baby + cute pet + sky screen live broadcast + warm healing + daily life of raising a baby] Lin Yuan, who was tired of working nine to ten, just found a job as a forest ranger. Suddenly two little girls in ancient costumes descended from the sky. The eldest one is called Li Lizhi, Princess Changle of the Tang Dynasty; the younger one is called Li Mingda, whose nickname is Xiao Sizi. What's even more outrageous is that little Sizi can actually communicate with animals. A South China tiger that was about to give birth blocked the road. Little Sizi said, "It's uncomfortable for big cats." Lin Yuan was forced to start midwifery in the forest. Two babies were born at the same time, and one of them was actually a white tiger! At the same time, the four dynasties of Tang, Qin, Song, and Ming opened simultaneously, and the kings and ministers of each dynasty witnessed with their own eyes-- "That girl touched the tiger's nose?!" "The arrival of the white tiger into the world is an auspicious sign!" "Let's just say this girl is a rare sight!" Even reporters from Nature Newspaper wanted to find out. Who is this little girl riding a tiger? There was actually a group of animals following behind. These animals are still rare animals. Golden monkey, panda, white crane... One is cuter than the other, and one is rarer than the other. And Lin Yuan's daily life became-- Cooking, taking care of children, patrolling mountains, and walking around...

Lin Fei traveled through the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty. When he opened his eyes, he desperately found that he had crossed species and turned into a round, black and white national treasure giant panda! What's even more terrible is that he parachuted directly into the remote bamboo forest of Taiji Palace, and at the beginning he bumped into the Jinyang Princess, Xiao Sizi, who was extremely favored in history but was destined to die young. He originally thought that he would be hacked to death as a monster, but it turned out that Lin Fei relied on his own auspicious aura to quietly suppress the root cause of Xiao Sizi's congenital disease just by sticking it on. As a result, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty completely changed, and Lin Fei naturally became the top iron rice bowl of the Tang Dynasty, and started the hilarious daily life of living together with a baby full time. Every morning, the little Sizi climbed up his short legs and used it as a slide on his big white belly: "Fat bear, get out of bed!" Under the afternoon sun, a man and a bear lay paralyzed on the grass. Lin Fei taught the royal chef in the royal dining room to make strings of candied haws and stuff them into the little girl's mouth, in exchange for a kiss covered in saliva. At night, Lin Fei transformed into Datang's top-of-the-line constant-temperature automatic leather mattress. Little Sizi pulled his black ears and cured the gas disease that had been bothering him for many years. Later, Xiao Sizi even became Lin Fei's exclusive cross-server translator: "Yeah! Fat Bear Xiong said he doesn't want to eat raw meat, but wants to eat sweet milk!" Seeing his originally weak sweetheart becoming rosy and healthy day by day, Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty was completely awakened! Wei Zhengtong: Your Majesty! The beast gnawed the minister's imperial hut like a bamboo shoot! Li Shimin: Nonsense! It's obvious that your chaohu looks too much like a bamboo shoot, and it scared my auspicious beast that protects the country! You will be punished by going to Shanglin Garden to plant an acre of top-quality winter bamboo shoots for Rui Beast!