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Paris, the capital of fashion and the land of romance. When people go to Paris, they can do all kinds of things, buy all kinds of things, and maybe even meet a handsome guy and have a romantic encounter. How can it be so cool? What about the three of us? All kinds of running and running, all kinds of chasing and chasing, no handsome guy was found, but the police provoked a lot of trouble, how can he be embarrassed?

"Senior, are you in love? It's so sweet every day!" "Just you? A senior internet addicted young man? I think you're the type who gets 404 every day!" "If you don't believe me, try it..." "I only like handsome guys!" "I'm the school girl!" "Is your school called Hulunbuir Double Standard College?" "If you don't believe me, take a look..."

Game? End of the world? Imagination? Decisive killing? Counterattack If the game comes true, if the character dies, I will be brain dead! In the beginning, I was just a black slave carrying bricks to pay off debts. I thought my life was over. Until I awakened the S-level talent [God-level re-engraving] - sorry, touch it, your skills are mine! Touch a zombie to get [Virus Self-Healing]; touch the BOSS to copy [Destruction of Heaven and Earth]; accidentally touch the first mage in the server... Hey, the core skill [Arcane Missile] is so useful! From then on, others were struggling to survive in the apocalypse, but I was "touching skills" everywhere, and the skill bar was infinitely stacked! They call me BUG, ​​but in the end, they all have to call me - God!

Traveling through the West, I became a sweeper at the bottom of the heaven. My ultimate ideal is: not to cause trouble, not to work overtime, and to retire and receive a pension! But on the first day of work, the [Three Realms Eating Melon and Slapping in the Face System] is forcibly bound. If you don't eat melon and slap in the face on time, you will die on the spot! So... Facing the domineering Erlang Shen, I silently took out the list of his private money that had been hidden by Roaring Dog. Bite! Successfully slapping Erlang Shen in the face will reward you with ten thousand years of cultivation! Facing the king who was bragging about his military exploits, I took out the stone with my backhand that showed him being chased and beaten by a little demon. Bite! Slap the King of Tota in the face and reward the innate spiritual treasure! Gods and Buddhas all over the sky regard me as a savage beast, and they all think that I am a madman with a powerful background. But who knows, I am just a humble social creature trying to survive! "Jade Emperor, please, don't give me another promotion, I just want to retire quietly!