A Handyman in Heaven, Slapped Erlang Shen in the Face at the Beginning

Name: A Handyman in Heaven, Slapped Erlang Shen in the Face at the Beginning
Author: Orange Pomelo

by Orange Pomelo

ongoing Xianxia Daoist Cultivation Male Lead

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Traveling through the West, I became a sweeper at the bottom of the heaven. My ultimate ideal is: not to cause trouble, not to work overtime, and to retire and receive a pension! But on the first day of work, the [Three Realms Eating Melon and Slapping in the Face System] is forcibly bound. If you don't eat melon and slap in the face on time, you will die on the spot! So... Facing the domineering Erlang Shen, I silently took out the list of his private money that had been hidden by Roaring Dog. Bite! Successfully slapping Erlang Shen in the face will reward you with ten thousand years of cultivation! Facing the king who was bragging about his military exploits, I took out the stone with my backhand that showed him being chased and beaten by a little demon. Bite! Slap the King of Tota in the face and reward the innate spiritual treasure! Gods and Buddhas all over the sky regard me as a savage beast, and they all think that I am a madman with a powerful background. But who knows, I am just a humble social creature trying to survive! "Jade Emperor, please, don't give me another promotion, I just want to retire quietly!