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You are a cat and you must abide by the following rules of survival: First, get used to being alone. Ninety-nine percent of cat birth tragedies can be avoided by reducing unnecessary contact with humans. Second, learn to strengthen yourself. Cats do what they can. Third, stay aloof. Fifty-seven percent of pet owners are masochistic. It should be noted that among female breeders, this proportion is as high as 83%. If you do it to her, her only request is that you don't do it to her. If you don't do it to her, she will have countless demands. Fourth, be vigilant. Try to avoid the following behaviors: being enemies with people, being neighbors with dogs, and being friends with cats. Fifth, this rule will take effect from the Horse month of the Monkey year and the Dog day, and the final right of interpretation belongs to the cat.