Reborn as a Cat
About This Novel
You are a cat and you must abide by the following rules of survival: First, get used to being alone. Ninety-nine percent of cat birth tragedies can be avoided by reducing unnecessary contact with humans. Second, learn to strengthen yourself. Cats do what they can. Third, stay aloof. Fifty-seven percent of pet owners are masochistic. It should be noted that among female breeders, this proportion is as high as 83%. If you do it to her, her only request is that you don't do it to her. If you don't do it to her, she will have countless demands. Fourth, be vigilant. Try to avoid the following behaviors: being enemies with people, being neighbors with dogs, and being friends with cats. Fifth, this rule will take effect from the Horse month of the Monkey year and the Dog day, and the final right of interpretation belongs to the cat.
What Readers Think
Rating
Community(0)
Rating
Community(0)
Featured in 1 Booklist
You Might Also Like
Reborn Female General
Qianshan Tea Guest
After My Cool Deskmate Became My Electronic Girlfriend
What A Big Cantaloupe
All the Mythical Beasts from the Next World Are in My Cat Cafe
The Illusion Of The Spiritual Eye
Who Still Practices Sports after Being Reborn?
Written By Kobayashi
My Life Turned into a Surreal Adventure Game!
An Applehhh
What's the Point of Falling in Love? Let's Form a Lifelong Scientific Research Team!
Yun Shaoling
I Am a Traveler!
Tea Picking Period
What the Hell is Zelda Asking You to Bring Down the Company?
The Bald Man Eating Corn
You Agreed to Be a Prison Inmate for the Rest of Your Life, and You Are the Best Detective in Solving Crimes?
Miaomiao Cangjiangwai
I Masturbated to Big Cats in Siberia
Cold Tofu Pudding