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Yan Jiu, a high-level Taoist master, died young and traveled to a parallel world, becoming a poor little man who was deprived of his luck. It is also inexplicably bound to a funeral system. Once you complete an order, you can get a hundred days of life value from the system, and this life span can be shared with anyone. A certain 9 who was short-lived in his previous life: Why are you showing off? Here comes the scientific and legal way to prolong life~ The Chu family in the capital found the real daughter who was living outside the country, and the crowd watched the story of the daughter's return for revenge, or the real-life face-slapping drama of a wealthy family. Who would have thought that Yan Jiu, who was found, just wanted to open a funeral parlor that was disliked, and even played the "heartbeat" of the entire Internet. · When Yan Jiu visited a certain anchor in the extreme area, the system panel flashed and he learned that the anchor's mortality rate was 100%, and he was indeed a precise customer. She adheres to Baishan's philosophy of "laughing" first, but she also did not forget to remind: [It's not easy for the anchor to fly today. My suggestion here is that you go home and sleep zZZ. The anchor still goes his own way. Yan Jiu's backhand was a sign of attention, and she began to ask for work: [Walking slowly and not sending funerals, do you want to know more about the one-stop service? The new store has opened. If you book now, we will give you a beautiful urn × 1~] Netizens angrily criticized the bad luck. When no one believed it, the anchor who was followed by Yan Jiu fell off the cliff in the blink of an eye - wow. After several times in succession. Yan·Prophet·Jiu became famous all over the Internet!

[Warm and funny + neurotic animals~cheesy swiss~ugly and cute] Bai Shao graduated from the Beast Control University. With her innate ability to read the minds of animals, she joined the Monster Management Bureau. Within a few days of working, she accidentally traveled to a parallel world. After passing through, his original body was hacked by the entire Internet, and he had no choice but to go home and continue the miserable zoo. Bai Shao: Isn't this the life she longs for? With the rise of the live streaming industry, Bai Shao decided to live broadcast mind reading and medical consultations to help the animals solve their problems. After the broadcast started, there was a lot of curses in the live broadcast room: [You are crazy about being horny. You are going to the cute pet area to show off and cheat. How dare you? [Strongly demand that Lao Nu be expelled! * The arrogant popular actress and her humble Bichon Frize: "My daughter is usually very docile, but recently she bites my manager whenever she sees him." Bai Shao: "Your boyfriend is a pimp in your house, and your daughter saw him." Netizens thought that Bai Shao was trying to create a show effect, and they flooded the screen with ridicule. Until people asking for help became a hot search topic, #After the popular actress violently beat up her cheating boyfriend, she rushed to the hospital for an HIV antibody test The famous actor and his beloved Siamese cat: "I don't know why, but every time I come back from a walk at night, my son always has a loss of appetite." Bai Shao: "Before I was adopted by you, his name was Sangbiao, but now he's called Mengmeng. You made him lose face in front of my little brother." On that day, #The famous actor changed his surname to his son's surname of mourning Gradually, the rich and powerful people gathered in the live broadcast room. Bai Shao Zoo became more and more popular, and her business scope became wider and wider, including but not limited to teaching timid parrots to learn to speak, enlightening depressed Pekingese dogs, and midwifery for snow leopards...

Recommended new article "I'm a funeral anchor, and my prophecies have made the whole internet popular" [Funny is more fun than fun + metaphysics slap in the face + entertainment industry + 1v1 double cleansing] The eschatological boss of Xuanmen caught up with the last train to travel through the book and became a fake rich man. Starting out hiding from various people with evil intentions, only to learn that she is a low-class citizen and will be deported by the empire at any time? Qu Jian'er can only return to his old career and open the door to a new world. The left hand is for variety shows and acting (to make a small amount of money), and the right hand is for scientific preaching, karma and solving puzzles (to make a lot of money). Next to her stall, there is often a holographic projection super-large loudspeaker, which plays 360° loops without blind spots: 99% off the life-saving emblem, Recharge discounts are more cost-effective; Buy one get one free with the Qingxin Jingqi Talisman. New customers will receive an immediate discount of 3 yuan. There are also evil purifiers, spiritual energy locators, resentment detectors, soul translators, mecha blessing cards... Waiting for you to snap up! When she became a trending topic again, most people ridiculed her and sneered at her. Top-notch directors, well-known movie stars, traffic tycoons, business giants, CEOs of wealthy families, and empire bosses all came here in admiration: "Boss, help me!" There is a man in the capital of the main star of the empire. It is said that he is extremely wise, moody, cunning, and pure-hearted. One day, this man made a confession in front of the camera of the whole star live broadcast: "I checked today's calendar, and apart from loving you, everything is inappropriate." Since then, the silence from most people has been "deafening."

[Interstellar Beast World + More Females and Younger Males + One Female and Multiple Males + Strong Female + Group Favorite + Male Competition] Zhong Mo, who died in the apocalypse, traveled to the interstellar beast world and became an unpopular princess in the royal family. She is a vicious supporting actress who is despised by others, while her younger sister is a heroine who is loved by all. Her younger sister's unwanted fiancé was packaged and thrown away to her. Zhong Mo said: My fiancé is handsome and has outstanding achievements. Isn't this a benefit to her in vain~ "His Royal Highness's genetic test shows that she is an F-class female. She is unable to provide mental comfort to Admiral Hades at all!" "Just wait and see, that person will break up with her sooner or later!" After waiting and waiting, everyone still didn't wait for the hot topic about the eldest princess and the admiral breaking up. Not only that, the current head of the extremely wealthy Kong family waved away his dignity and offered his scepter on one knee, just to always be by the eldest princess's side. The little princes of the sea tribe were vying to give birth to the eldest princess. The leader of the Star Thieves was willing to wash his hands for the eldest princess's golden basin. The federal marshal begged the eldest princess to marry him with red eyes... Zhong Mo boasted that she had walked among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touching her heart. Later, she realized that the eyes of the male whom she had teased were staring at her, gradually becoming darker, thicker and more gloomy. The result of Neptune's overturn was one pregnancy test sheet after another, almost forming a nine-square grid. Zhong Mo was expelled to the border galaxy. Everyone was waiting to see her laugh, but she turned the barren fiefdom into a paradise, made antidotes, and prevented the Zerg invasion. When the news of her healing power was revealed, the entire galaxy went crazy. Males came one after another just to serve her, and females came here just to follow her. #It's hard to end without ascending the throne#

[Crazy + True and False Daughter of Gold + Crematorium for All Members] Chi Ge was bound to the madness system and transformed into the heroine in a bloody sadistic novel. She is a real daughter who is disliked by everyone. The original body was found by a wealthy family after suffering for more than ten years. At that time, the fake daughter raised in the Shen family had already become famous. Everyone ridiculed the original body that she was not as good as the fake daughter, and the original body was bullied and neglected. According to the original plot, she would be played with both physically and mentally by the spare tires kept in a fish pond by fake daughters, and she would experience disfigurement in a car accident, a broken leg and blindness, blood transfusions and kidney removal... Chi Ge's inner OS: Can I bear this? At the engagement party, the scumbag 1 and the fake daughter eagerly rolled together as part of the play. Chi Ge decisively joined in and started the live broadcast: "Welcome to the pilot version of "Men are indiscreet and their buttholes are rotten when they go out". Thank you Du Leisi for your friendly sponsorship. Because of it, you can set sail." At the birthday party, she was falsely accused of pushing down the fake daughter, and the scumbag 2 asked her to kneel down and apologize regardless of the circumstances. Chi Ge gave a backhand with a big ear-scratcher: "There are two eggs hanging under the eyebrows. You can only blink but not see. I thought the surveillance system has shrunk like your brain. The wind is strong and the sky is high. The ape is screaming mournfully. If you are blind, be careful!" The fake daughter said angrily that she was shameless and had lost the Shen family's face in Jiangcheng. The singer in the pool raised his trumpet and went up the tree to cry: "Flies are collecting honey, why are you pretending to be a bee like me? Don't think that no one knows about your charity. You have four boats and two abortions in three years!" Between developing feelings and striving for self-improvement, Chi Ge chose to go crazy and indiscriminately destroy all the misfits, but accidentally became the richest man and attracted someone by accident. : Ahaha, if you offend me, you'll be kicked out of the steel plate.

Shi Sang, a big brother in the world of cultivation, failed to survive the tribulation. When he opened his eyes again, he became a poor man with a poor family and a debt of 200 million. Suddenly having to worry about food and drink, Shi Sang suppressed the urge to delete his account and start over again, and decided to follow the trend and start a live broadcast, hoping to compete with Auntie Plaza's pension today next year. A man who was deceived in his second marriage: "I'm getting married next month, but my boyfriend can't cheer up and doesn't stick to me anymore. Has he changed his mind?" Shi Sang: "You were deceived into marriage. Your boyfriend disguised himself as a man and got pregnant with the baby and suffered from prenatal depression." The scammer with nothing to show for it: "Why do I always dream about my wife chasing me and beating me? What's the reason!?" Shi Sang: "She wants to tell you not to burn fake and shoddy products when worshiping ancestors, so that she can only eat dirt underneath." A fisherman who is having an affair with his wife: "I often hear the sound of nails scratching the floor in the middle of the night. My wife says I'm neurotic." Shi Sang: "That's not your wife, she's the sister-in-law who covets your inheritance. Your real wife is on the floor of your house..." Every time he broadcast live, Shi Sang would always send someone to step on the sewing machine. Soon after, water friends discovered that what Shi Sang said had been published in a book and promoted globally!

[Sand sculpture + slap in the face + gathering resources + changing destiny] Jian Meng travels to a parallel world and likes to be the eldest lady. Her parents died unexpectedly, and before the funeral was over, she was kicked out of a wealthy family and had to live with a B&B on the verge of bankruptcy. Accidentally bound to the Wanjie management system. Going to other dimensions? Don't do it! The system had no choice but to suggest that I could take souvenirs home. Joke! Is she someone who compromises just for some souvenirs? Don't underestimate her bond with money! Jian Meng is ready to go and visit another world - super powers in the apocalypse, high technology in the interstellar world, rare medicinal materials in the beast world... All packed together. To this end. Jian Meng put up a sign online: [Want to live in the apocalypse for three days? Wanjie B&B, you deserve it! [No 9998, no 998, just 98, take home souvenirs from all walks of life! People ridiculed her for being seriously ill. After going. All were dumbfounded. --No, sisters, are you serious? Later, big names in various fields started bidding in order to compete for accommodation places. Gradually. Her B&B was overcrowded. Look back. Country H has become the most powerful country. ... When high-latitude civilization discovered Blue Star and intended to invade, Blue Star had already been successfully transformed. National Strengthening Version 2.0: Drawing cards, summoning gods, tearing magic scrolls... A high-latitude civilization that is preparing to go on a killing spree:? --I promised to fall behind! : You are Blue Star or you are Blue Star. : You're here, so stay.