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Yan Jiu, a high-level Taoist master, died young and traveled to a parallel world, becoming a poor little man who was deprived of his luck. It is also inexplicably bound to a funeral system. Once you complete an order, you can get a hundred days of life value from the system, and this life span can be shared with anyone. A certain 9 who was short-lived in his previous life: Why are you showing off? Scientific and legal means of extending life are here, right? The Chu family in the capital has found the real daughter who is living outside the country. People are watching the story of the daughter's return for revenge, or the real-life face-slapping drama of a wealthy family. Who would have thought that the recovered Yan Jiu just wants to open a funeral parlor that is disliked, and even plays the "heartbeat" of the entire Internet. ·When Yan Jiu visited a certain anchor in the extreme zone, the system panel flashed and he learned that the anchor's mortality rate was 100%, and he was indeed a precise customer. She adheres to Baishan's philosophy of "laughing" first, but she also did not forget to remind: [It's not easy for the anchor to fly today. My suggestion here is that you go home and sleep zZZ. The anchor still goes his own way. Yan Jiu's backhand was a sign of attention, and she began to ask for work: [Walking slowly and not sending funerals, do you want to know more about the one-stop service? The new store has opened. If you book now, you will get a beautiful urn × 1~] Netizens angrily criticized the bad luck. When no one believed it, the anchor who was followed by Yan Jiu fell off the cliff in the blink of an eye - wow. After several times in succession. Yan·Prophet·Jiu became famous all over the Internet!

[Warm and funny + animals are neurotic ~ cheap swiss ~ ugly and cute] Bai Shao graduated from the Beast Control University. With his innate ability to read the minds of animals, he joined the Monster Beast Management Bureau. Within a few days of working, he accidentally traveled to a parallel world. After passing through, his original body was hacked by the entire Internet, and he had no choice but to go home and continue the miserable zoo. Bai Shao: Isn't this the life she longs for? With the rise of the live streaming industry, Bai Shao decided to live broadcast mind reading and medical consultations to help the animals solve their problems. After the broadcast started, there was a lot of curses in the live broadcast room: [You are crazy about being angry, you are going to the cute pet area to cheat, how dare you? ][Strongly demand that Laonv be expelled! ]* The arrogant popular actress and her humble Bichon Frize: "My daughter is usually very docile, but when she sees my manager recently, she opens her mouth and bites her." Bai Shao: "Your boyfriend is a prostitute in your house, and your daughter saw it." Netizens thought Bai Shao was creating the effect of the show, and they flooded the screen with ridicule. Until the person asking for help went viral, #popular actress rushed to the hospital for an HIV antibody test after violently beating her cheating boyfriend. The fearful famous actor and his awesome Siamese cat: "I don't know why, but every time I come back from a walk at night, my son always has a loss of appetite." Bai Shao: "Before he was adopted by you, his name was Sangbiao, and now he's called Mengmeng. , You caused it to lose face in front of my little brother." On that day, the #famous actor changed his surname and lost his son's surname. The rich and powerful people gathered in the live broadcast room. Bai Shao Zoo became more and more popular, and her business scope became wider and wider, including but not limited to teaching timid parrots to learn to speak, enlightening depressed Pekingese dogs, and midwifery for snow leopards...

Recommended new article "I'm a funeral anchor, and I became popular all over the Internet with my prophecies" [More funny than happy + metaphysics slap in the face + entertainment industry + 1v1 double cleansing] Xuanmen's apocalyptic boss caught up with the last train to travel through the book, and became a fake rich man in a sadistic novel. Starting out hiding from various people with evil intentions, only to learn that she is a low-class citizen and will be deported by the empire at any time? Qu Jian'er can only return to his old career and open the door to a new world. The left hand is for variety shows and acting (to make a small amount of money), and the right hand is for scientific preaching, karma and solving puzzles (to make a lot of money). Next to her stall, there is often a large holographic projection loudspeaker, which plays 360° loops without blind spots: 10% off the life-saving coat of arms, and the recharge discount is more cost-effective; buy one and get one free on the Qingxin Jingqi Talisman, and new customers will receive an instant discount of 3 yuan. There are also evil purifiers, spiritual energy locators, resentment detectors, soul translators, mecha blessing cards... Waiting for you to snap up! When she became a trending topic again, most people ridiculed her and sneered at her. Top-notch directors, well-known movie stars, popular celebrities, business tycoons, wealthy CEOs, and empire bosses all came here in admiration: "Boss, help!" There was a man in the capital of the main star of the empire. It was rumored that he was wise, moody, cunning, and celibate. One day, this man made a confession in front of the camera of the all-star live broadcast: "I checked today's calendar, and besides loving you, everything is inappropriate." From then on, the silence of most people was "deafening."

[Interstellar Beast World + Many Females and Young Men + One Female and Many Men + Strong Females + Group Favors + Male Competition] Zhong Mo, who died in the apocalypse, traveled to the interstellar beast world and became an unpopular princess in the royal family. She is a vicious supporting actress who is despised by others, while her younger sister is a heroine who is loved by all. Her younger sister's unwanted fiancé was packaged and thrown away to her. Zhong Mo said: My fiancé is very handsome and has outstanding achievements. Isn't this a benefit to her in vain? "Her Highness's genetic test shows that she is an F-level female, so she can't comfort Admiral Hades mentally at all!" "Just wait and see, he will break up with her sooner or later!" After waiting and waiting, everyone still did not wait for the hot search topic about the breakup between the princess and the admiral. Not only that, the current head of the extremely wealthy Kong family waved away his dignity and offered his scepter on one knee, just to always be by the eldest princess' side. The little princes of the sea tribe were vying to give birth to cubs for the eldest princess, and the leader of the star thieves was willing to wash his hands in the golden basin of the eldest princess. , The federal marshal begged the eldest princess to marry him with red eyes... Zhong Mo boasted that he had been among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touched his heart. Later, he realized that the gaze of the male she had teased was gradually darkening, thick and gloomy. The result of Neptune's overturn was one pregnancy test sheet after another, almost forming a nine-square grid. Zhong Mo was expelled to the border galaxy. Everyone was waiting to see her laugh, but she turned the barren fiefdom into a paradise, made antidotes, and prevented the Zerg invasion. When the news of her healing power was revealed, the entire galaxy went crazy. Males came one after another just to serve her, and females came here just to follow her. #It's hard to end if you don't ascend the throne##I promised to take the kidney but not the heart##The heartthrob is actually myself#

[Crazy + Real and Fake Daughter + Crematorium for All Members] Chi Ge was bound to the crazy system and transformed into the heroine in a bloody sadistic novel. She is a real daughter who is disliked by everyone. The original body was found by a wealthy family after suffering for more than ten years. At that time, the fake daughter raised in the Shen family had already become famous. Everyone ridiculed the original body that she was not as good as the fake daughter, and the original body was bullied and neglected. According to the original plot, she would be played with both physically and mentally by the spare tires raised in the fish pond by the fake daughter, and she would experience disfigurement in a car accident, a broken leg and blindness, a blood transfusion and kidney removal... Chi Ge's inner OS: Can I bear this? At the engagement party, the scumbag 1 and the fake daughter eagerly rolled together as part of the play. Chi Ge decisively joined in and started the live broadcast: "Welcome to the pilot version of "Men are indiscreet and their buttholes are rotten when they go out". Thank you Du Leisi for your friendly sponsorship. Because of it, you can set sail." At the birthday party, he was framed and pushed down the fake daughter, and Scumbag 2 asked her to kneel down and apologize regardless of the circumstances. Chi Ge said with a big ear-scratcher with his backhand: "There are two eggs hanging under the eyebrows. You can only blink but not see. I thought the surveillance system has shrunk like your brain. The wind is strong and the sky is high. The apes are screaming mournfully. If you are blind, be careful and chirp!" The fake daughter said in a weird way that she was shameless and had lost the Shen family's face in Jiangcheng. Chi Ge raised his trumpet and went up the tree and howled: "Flies are collecting honey, what are you pretending to be like with me? Don't think that no one knows about your fraternity. You have four boats and you have two abortions in three years!" Between developing a relationship and striving for self-improvement, Chi Ge chose to go crazy and indiscriminately create all the treacherous women. However, he accidentally became the richest man and even attracted someone by accident. : Ahaha, if you offend me, you'll be kicked out of the steel plate.

Shi Sang, a big brother in the world of cultivation, failed to survive the tribulation. When he opened his eyes again, he became a poor man with a poor family and a debt of 200 million. Suddenly having to worry about food and drink, Shi Sang suppressed the urge to delete his account and start over again, and decided to follow the trend and start a live broadcast, hoping to compete with Auntie Plaza's pension today next year. The love brain who was deceived in his second marriage: "I'm getting married next month, but my boyfriend can't cheer up and doesn't stick with me anymore. Has he changed his mind?" Shi Sang: "You were deceived into marriage. Your boyfriend disguised himself as a man and got pregnant with the baby. He just suffered from prenatal depression." The scammer with empty gloves said: "Why do I always dream about my wife chasing me and hitting me? What's the reason!?" Shi Sang: "She wants to tell you not to burn fake and shoddy products when worshiping ancestors. As a result, she could only eat dirt down there." The fisherman who was in love with the couple said: "I often hear the sound of nails scratching the floor in the middle of the night. My wife said that I am neurotic." Shi Sang: "That is not your wife, she is the sister-in-law who covets your inheritance. Your real wife is on the floor of your house..." Every time he broadcasts, Shi Sang always sends someone to step on the sewing machine. Soon after, water friends discovered that what Shi Sang said was published in a book and promoted globally!

[Sand sculpture + slap in the face + gathering resources + changing destiny] Jian Meng travels to a parallel world and likes to be the eldest lady. Her parents died unexpectedly, and before the funeral was over, she was kicked out of a wealthy family and had to live with a B&B on the verge of bankruptcy. Accidentally bound to the Wanjie management system. Going to other dimensions? Don't do it! The system had no choice but to suggest that I could take souvenirs home. Joke! Is she someone who compromises just for some souvenirs? Don't underestimate her bond with money! Jian Meng is ready to go and visit another world - super powers in the apocalypse, high technology in the interstellar world, rare medicinal materials in the beast world... All packed together. To this end. Jian Meng put up a sign online: [Want to live in the apocalypse for three days? Wanjie B&B, you deserve it! [No 9998, no 998, just 98, take home souvenirs from all walks of life! People ridiculed her for being seriously ill. After going. All were dumbfounded. --No, sisters, are you serious? Later, big names in various fields started bidding in order to compete for accommodation places. Gradually. Her B&B was overcrowded. Look back. Country H has become the most powerful country. ... When high-latitude civilization discovered Blue Star and intended to invade, Blue Star had already been successfully transformed. National Strengthening Version 2.0: Drawing cards, summoning gods, tearing magic scrolls... A high-latitude civilization that is preparing to go on a killing spree:? --I promised to fall behind! : You are Blue Star or you are Blue Star. : You're here, so stay.