I Am a Funeral Anchor, and My Prophecies Have Made the Whole Internet Popular
About This Novel
Yan Jiu, a high-level Taoist master, died young and traveled to a parallel world, becoming a poor little man who was deprived of his luck. It is also inexplicably bound to a funeral system. Once you complete an order, you can get a hundred days of life value from the system, and this life span can be shared with anyone. A certain 9 who was short-lived in his previous life: Why are you showing off? Here comes the scientific and legal way to prolong life~ The Chu family in the capital found the real daughter who was living outside the country, and the crowd watched the story of the daughter's return for revenge, or the real-life face-slapping drama of a wealthy family. Who would have thought that Yan Jiu, who was found, just wanted to open a funeral parlor that was disliked, and even played the "heartbeat" of the entire Internet. · When Yan Jiu visited a certain anchor in the extreme area, the system panel flashed and he learned that the anchor's mortality rate was 100%, and he was indeed a precise customer. She adheres to Baishan's philosophy of "laughing" first, but she also did not forget to remind: [It's not easy for the anchor to fly today. My suggestion here is that you go home and sleep zZZ. The anchor still goes his own way. Yan Jiu's backhand was a sign of attention, and she began to ask for work: [Walking slowly and not sending funerals, do you want to know more about the one-stop service? The new store has opened. If you book now, we will give you a beautiful urn × 1~] Netizens angrily criticized the bad luck. When no one believed it, the anchor who was followed by Yan Jiu fell off the cliff in the blink of an eye - wow. After several times in succession. Yan·Prophet·Jiu became famous all over the Internet!
What Readers Think
Rating
Community(0)
Official(141)Scraped 18d ago
I just want to say that this is a living author
Several authors of novels I read a few years ago have disappeared. I've never seen someone flop so frequently. •᷄ࡇ•᷅ In addition, there are many funny elements in this book. Don't believe too much in all kinds of metaphysical theories. (It's all nonsense!!) We all still have to believe in science~ But seriously, baby~ can you please stop so many good people from dying! ! ! I can't stand it
Suspense--Funeral anchor explodes the Internet with predictions!
. Heroes don't ask where they come from, and their academic qualifications don't ask where they came from. Don't ask about the purity of a silver bracelet, and don't ask about the number of years in jail. After being released from prison and returning to the old path, the death penalty is not difficult. The temperature of cremation does not matter, and the thickness of the coffin does not matter. It's true that each person writes the same thing! The few books of this kind I have read before were mainly focused on saving people, but this one only focuses on paying attention but not saving people, and only gives one sentence at most. The general idea: [Yan Jiu] and [Lang Zongyi] were born in the same dynasty in their previous lives! The former is (Wu Jiu/Huang Quan) and the latter is (Tulan Yi/Lou Nayu)? They were still close brothers, but it was something the emperor didn't want to see, so they turned against each other! This life should be reincarnation! Was it also designed by "Tiandao"? It doesn't want to see the two of them together because it has a master who is as good as itself Lang Zongyi was killed two hundred chapters later in his second life. After that, it was Yan Jiu who tracked down the murderers from all sides and continued his life with the live broadcast! Telling the truth (Asuras) are really difficult to kill! Their lives will never disappear, they will be reborn after death They belong to the dark side. In order not to be killed and to move towards the light, they have to turn the underworld and the world into darkness! They caused the gods to fall in the underworld, and they killed countless people in the human world. What a "skinned ghost" surprise! What a "thousand-faced ghost"! What a "head-lowering master" surprise! What "poisonous insect" surprise? Most of the names I have seen are all here, and they inform the whole story. [Lang Zongyi] in the previous chapter suffered from amnesia, but he also knew that he was not going to die soon! Gradually we found out that he was the reincarnation of [Turanyi]? When he finally used the nine magical instruments to reply, he said: He is him, and he is not him! Heavenly Dao has been staring at Master [Zhong Heng]! The vitality must have been calculated away by Him, right? So the three masters and disciples in the previous life died at a young age. I wonder why Master Yan Qingxuan is a man? It seems that he was framed and became a short-lived person. Although the master has been secretly renewing his life, he must be in the ranks of heaven's targets. Yan Jiu didn't really change anyone's life for anyone, and the life extension was calculated based on the sky. First, it couldn't be changed at all! The second is that they don't want to really change. The three masters and apprentices had been doing good things in the previous life, but nothing changed, which made her feel cold. In this life, I found my senior brother and finally saved my senior brother, but the master seemed to have become an immortal! It seems that this person is nowhere to be found and seems to be everywhere! Should it be a consensus with Tiandao? Just to keep the two apprentices alive! The purpose of heaven is not only for the master, but also for her and her senior brother. One of them is in charge of the human world and the other is in charge of the underworld. Is it possible that they are afraid that they will join forces? The biggest concession is that only two of the three can survive! He was afraid that the three of them would join forces and he would just die... That's why there is a saying that man cannot defeat heaven.
"Two or three things about a certain hard-working carrot and being on the shelves"
Ding~ Your update package is being delivered! (A dog's head holding a rose. Jpg) This article will be on the shelves at the end of the month - around 3.30. Bao'er, who is interested in writing, can put his eyes on the chapters that are currently free but may not be free in the future. I heard the first order is very important! ! ! It's a matter of life and death for this article, don't force me to kneel down and beg you:::::: (Put up two fingers and make a "kneeling" motion on the palm of the other hand. Jpg)
I received a big thank you letter from the writer
Emma, you accidentally became number one on the list and posted it to make you jealous, aren't you envious? Are you jealous?
What a great ヾ(Ő∀Ő๑)ﾉtoo easy to mess with
The author, please, please update more, children really can't get enough of it! Please, since you update sixteen hours a day, it's not impossible to update one chapter an hour, right →_→ please
Don't you think these three books are similar? Although I haven't read the other two books! But I feel the same after reading the introduction!
Do you know the charm of this book?
As a bookworm who has been reading and saving for N years, I broke the habit today! Because after reading the free chapter, I signed up for membership for the first time!!! So I understand the damn charm of this book! Even if I read the whole book, I will not delete it from my bookshelf. This is the first book I read as a member! 🧐 I really hope that the author will work harder and write more carefully, and the ending will not be too sloppy, otherwise I will be very sad when I read it (´థ౪థ)σ
Don't know what to write
It's been a long time since I've seen a live author in the book club. Is Carrot part-time or full-time? Isn't he going to starve to death here?
It looks great, keep it up! The female protagonist is also very strong, but the male protagonist still prefers no cp as expected.
Ah this
I read a novel with the same setting, but it was a negative teaching material hahahaha
Rating
Community(0)
Official(141)Scraped 18d ago
I just want to say that this is a living author
Several authors of novels I read a few years ago have disappeared. I've never seen someone flop so frequently. •᷄ࡇ•᷅ In addition, there are many funny elements in this book. Don't believe too much in all kinds of metaphysical theories. (It's all nonsense!!) We all still have to believe in science~ But seriously, baby~ can you please stop so many good people from dying! ! ! I can't stand it
Suspense--Funeral anchor explodes the Internet with predictions!
. Heroes don't ask where they come from, and their academic qualifications don't ask where they came from. Don't ask about the purity of a silver bracelet, and don't ask about the number of years in jail. After being released from prison and returning to the old path, the death penalty is not difficult. The temperature of cremation does not matter, and the thickness of the coffin does not matter. It's true that each person writes the same thing! The few books of this kind I have read before were mainly focused on saving people, but this one only focuses on paying attention but not saving people, and only gives one sentence at most. The general idea: [Yan Jiu] and [Lang Zongyi] were born in the same dynasty in their previous lives! The former is (Wu Jiu/Huang Quan) and the latter is (Tulan Yi/Lou Nayu)? They were still close brothers, but it was something the emperor didn't want to see, so they turned against each other! This life should be reincarnation! Was it also designed by "Tiandao"? It doesn't want to see the two of them together because it has a master who is as good as itself Lang Zongyi was killed two hundred chapters later in his second life. After that, it was Yan Jiu who tracked down the murderers from all sides and continued his life with the live broadcast! Telling the truth (Asuras) are really difficult to kill! Their lives will never disappear, they will be reborn after death They belong to the dark side. In order not to be killed and to move towards the light, they have to turn the underworld and the world into darkness! They caused the gods to fall in the underworld, and they killed countless people in the human world. What a "skinned ghost" surprise! What a "thousand-faced ghost"! What a "head-lowering master" surprise! What "poisonous insect" surprise? Most of the names I have seen are all here, and they inform the whole story. [Lang Zongyi] in the previous chapter suffered from amnesia, but he also knew that he was not going to die soon! Gradually we found out that he was the reincarnation of [Turanyi]? When he finally used the nine magical instruments to reply, he said: He is him, and he is not him! Heavenly Dao has been staring at Master [Zhong Heng]! The vitality must have been calculated away by Him, right? So the three masters and disciples in the previous life died at a young age. I wonder why Master Yan Qingxuan is a man? It seems that he was framed and became a short-lived person. Although the master has been secretly renewing his life, he must be in the ranks of heaven's targets. Yan Jiu didn't really change anyone's life for anyone, and the life extension was calculated based on the sky. First, it couldn't be changed at all! The second is that they don't want to really change. The three masters and apprentices had been doing good things in the previous life, but nothing changed, which made her feel cold. In this life, I found my senior brother and finally saved my senior brother, but the master seemed to have become an immortal! It seems that this person is nowhere to be found and seems to be everywhere! Should it be a consensus with Tiandao? Just to keep the two apprentices alive! The purpose of heaven is not only for the master, but also for her and her senior brother. One of them is in charge of the human world and the other is in charge of the underworld. Is it possible that they are afraid that they will join forces? The biggest concession is that only two of the three can survive! He was afraid that the three of them would join forces and he would just die... That's why there is a saying that man cannot defeat heaven.
"Two or three things about a certain hard-working carrot and being on the shelves"
Ding~ Your update package is being delivered! (A dog's head holding a rose. Jpg) This article will be on the shelves at the end of the month - around 3.30. Bao'er, who is interested in writing, can put his eyes on the chapters that are currently free but may not be free in the future. I heard the first order is very important! ! ! It's a matter of life and death for this article, don't force me to kneel down and beg you:::::: (Put up two fingers and make a "kneeling" motion on the palm of the other hand. Jpg)
I received a big thank you letter from the writer
Emma, you accidentally became number one on the list and posted it to make you jealous, aren't you envious? Are you jealous?
What a great ヾ(Ő∀Ő๑)ﾉtoo easy to mess with
The author, please, please update more, children really can't get enough of it! Please, since you update sixteen hours a day, it's not impossible to update one chapter an hour, right →_→ please
Don't you think these three books are similar? Although I haven't read the other two books! But I feel the same after reading the introduction!
Do you know the charm of this book?
As a bookworm who has been reading and saving for N years, I broke the habit today! Because after reading the free chapter, I signed up for membership for the first time!!! So I understand the damn charm of this book! Even if I read the whole book, I will not delete it from my bookshelf. This is the first book I read as a member! 🧐 I really hope that the author will work harder and write more carefully, and the ending will not be too sloppy, otherwise I will be very sad when I read it (´థ౪థ)σ
Don't know what to write
It's been a long time since I've seen a live author in the book club. Is Carrot part-time or full-time? Isn't he going to starve to death here?
It looks great, keep it up! The female protagonist is also very strong, but the male protagonist still prefers no cp as expected.
Ah this
I read a novel with the same setting, but it was a negative teaching material hahahaha
Featured in 1 Booklist
You Might Also Like
Cute Wife: Mr. Yan, You Have Been Infiltrated
Yun Xi
Rebirth of Space: the Fierce Wife of the 1980s
Nian Xiaohua
The Beloved Wife Threw Herself into Her Arms: Qi Shao, Please Give Me a Hug!
Scarlet Flower
Sister-in-law Quan is Wild
Qianluolu
Chief's Pet
Fei Chuchu
Return to the 1970s: Mr. Gu, Please Be Gentle
Purple Fantasy
The Prophecy of the Queen is Shocking
Southern People
Reborn Female General
Qianshan Tea Guest
The Almighty Thousand Gold Burns to the Sky
Never Forget The Sound Of Virtue
She is a True Daughter, She is an All-round Boss
Qing Qian