Green Dildo Notebook 绿丁丁笔记本

1. 1 过 Crossing the Threshold 过门 priestDanmei (BL)301k WordsCompleted “The gate is narrow and the road is small.”, Matthew Updates daily at 11:00 a.m. If anything comes up, I’ll post a leave notice. =w= See the main character section for the CP. This time, the gong is a two-character type. Happy ending. Beware of role reversal. =w= Chapter 26 onward is VIP. Three updates that day. Points for long reviews. If you’ve reposted this, please take it down as soon as possible. Thanks for supporting the official release! Cover art thanks to “Riding a Donkey to Watch Baji 478.7kFavorites531.6kClicks/ch632.6kGifts

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   It's a very realistic and down-to-earth book about breaking up and getting back together. The estrangement, sullenness, stubbornness and separation that are neither vain nor unfounded... This is really sour. And I feel that it would be really happy to be a good friend with Xu Xilin.

2. 2 棠 Tangdi 棠棣 Gu Li Xian Sheng故里闲生Danmei (BL)398k WordsCompleted The Li family's boy thought his father didn't care for him and his mother didn't love him. He wound up pitiful and alone in Xizhou, a little beggar nobody wanted. Then a scholar took him in. The scholar gruffly but tenderly cooked for him, bought him clothes, and sent him to school, working away like a diligent old mother. Then an unexpected upheaval changed everything. Ten years later, the scholar had become a powerful minister with the power of life and death, while the Li family's boy retur 4.5kFavorites5.2kClicks/ch2kGifts

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   It's a very pure and ancient book. It's a perfect combination of two strong characters, one literary and one martial. The couple's reunion process didn't have any intense conflict scenes. I actually felt that I was holding back the resentment most of the time. After the reunion, I still felt like an ex (unfortunately, other people didn't know much about it, so it didn't feel good enough). It seemed like it would be more satisfying if the twisting part was stretched out a little more (this is just a personal preference!!)

3. 3 养 Raising Wolves Invites Trouble 养狼为患 Qing Duan青端Danmei (BL)714k WordsCompleted [Retitled Raising a Wolf for publication, now available on all major platforms~] Lu Qingze, a people's teacher, transmigrated into a book one day and became an unlucky Imperial Preceptor. Surrounded by wolves, he had two choices: defect to the all-powerful Chancellor, or raise the young emperor into a wise ruler for the ages. Out of professional habit, Lu Qingze chose the latter. No one failed to revere Lu Qingze, the Imperial Preceptor who had raised the young emperor from childhood. He had co 313.9kFavorites355.6kClicks/ch166.5kGifts

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   It is a very authentic and typical book about becoming a master and a disciple in the next year (Junchen Chaotang Edition), a classic dark-hearted and infatuated attack on the straight male subject of a people's teacher. In this genre, which has become popular in recent years, this book is still very relevant and interesting... The plot in the middle of the escape and being caught really gave me a lot of pleasure. Overall, it is well received.

4. 4 升 A Coffin Rises, Good Fortune Arrives 升棺见喜 Black Cat, White Socks黑猫白袜子Danmei (BL)510k WordsCompleted Someone once told him, To encounter Them... is to “meet joy.” "Older Brother" [Complete] Granny tells A Xiu that he has an older brother. As a child, A Xiu could never understand why he had to call the bones in the urn “Older Brother.” He couldn’t understand why he had to put rice under his bed every day as an offering, as if the other really were his “older brother.” He thought it was all just Granny’s delusion. Only after Granny finally passed away, when A Xiu stumbl 303.3kFavorites358.5kClicks/ch239.3kGifts

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   I especially like the weird smell. I was halfway through watching it and realized it was the pain of a unit drama... I liked the first story the most, but the second couple couldn't escape from the feeling. It really made me feel the despair, and I felt like I was thinking about it... The third couple didn't feel that exciting after the first two stories.

5. 5 身 Identity Number 019 身份号019 Xi Xite西西特Danmei (BL)1.5M WordsCompleted This novel has been licensed for publication in both simplified and traditional Chinese. For publication news, follow @JinjiangXixite. Love you. [Pay attention to the character profiles!! Pay attention to the character profiles!! PAY ATTENTION TO THE CHARACTER PROFILES!!!!] [Please don’t post spoilers in the first review. Thank you, and may there be peace in the world.] On the day Chen Yang was discharged from the hospital, his attending physician gave him a book. Inside was a white card. A blu 344.6kFavorites438.8kClicks/ch401.1kGifts

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   The classic model has unlimited streaming, and several copies are very memorable and beautiful. I didn't get the main CP very much, so I just depends on the plot.

6. 6 他 How Is He Not Human Again? 他怎么又不是人了？ A Piece of Lotus Root一节藕Danmei (BL)544k WordsCompleted [This novel has been officially signed. For updates, follow vb@Yi Jie Ouou] Jiang Jूबai’s childhood friend was beaten up by someone named Xu Luan, a rich second-generation heir. To stand up for his friend, Jiang Jubai went to Xu Luan’s house to confront him. When he arrived, he discovered that Xu Luan had already been dead before they got there! As he fled in a panic, he blundered into a bizarre funeral hall: an ever-burning lamp, copper coins stained with blood, and a blurry memorial portrait. 200.6kFavorites184.1kClicks/ch149.2kGifts

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   One of the top personal ones. The ghost attack has a very right taste. It is not a name or a formality but a real inhuman ghost. It is spooky... Strange... Cruel... Bad... And has a personality that really pokes at my human feelings. The ghost haunts me and is good to me. () It is really weird, sweet, weird and sweet... And I really like the parallel world where the attack is not dead. I hope the young couple can have a sunny 99 in the parallel world...

7. 7 睡 Let’s Talk After We Wake Up 睡醒再说 Wu Ning呜咛Danmei (BL)345k WordsCompleted [Quick detour! I’m writing Meow Meow first.] Pei Xi and He Chuzhou work for rival companies, and they can’t stand each other. They were born to be sworn enemies. But just as they’re competing for yet another project, Pei Xi gets into a car accident. He Chuzhou has just taken him to the hospital when the doctor tells him that Pei Xi’s concussion may have lasting effects, and that he should be prepared. He Chuzhou turns around to find Pei Xi already awake in bed, his gaze just as cold and haught 175.3kFavorites200.2kClicks/ch66kGifts

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   Super sweet... Both of them are adorable. In fact, this kind of setting feels like I'm taking advantage of him a bit, but since I can't help being a good guy and loving my wife (and there won't be an ugly male protagonist in the original film), I feel like I can compete for the nomination of the best actor. Actual rating is four and a half stars.

8. 8 明 It’ll Rain Heavily Tomorrow 明天雨很大 Jing Feng境风Danmei (BL)146k WordsCompleted (I did not remove the completion rating. You can tap “Me” in the app, then the second row under the reading section, “Completion Rating,” and “Appeal” in the upper-right corner to check. I saw that an administrator had deleted your rating, so I appealed and requested that it be restored, but the request was rejected. I appealed again, and that was rejected too. I feel pretty helpless about it. Low ratings are part of a novel, and I’m personally happy to accept them and truly grateful for them.) 124.7kFavorites119.7kClicks/ch94.5kGifts

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   It was a fake reunion, but in fact the two of them have always been in love, and the whole process was sweet. The overall development is very reasonable, and I like the author's eloquent writing style. Personally, I am not interested in artistic characters.

9. 9 到 Please Deliver Me to My Stop 到站请送命 Turning Clouds with a Sleeve翻云袖Danmei (BL)704k WordsCompleted Board this train and ride it down the one-way road to eternity. Every stop leads to death, and every stop leads to new life. Can you survive until the next stop? “Dear passengers, this train is about to arrive at the next station. Please get ready.” “Hey, it’s twelve. Wake up, time to get off at the next stop.” “Why say ‘time to get off at the next stop’? Just call it ‘arrive at the station and meet your death.’” Going VIP on 6/7, with 9,000 words per update. Next novel, barring 44.2kFavorites41.1kClicks/ch33.1kGifts

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   This is a level where I would have given four stars in the early stage but full stars in the later stage. The author gets better and better as he writes, and it is even a book that is not easy to read when it is ambiguous, but is better to read when you are together (but not right away, but after being together for a while, when the two people get closer and understand each other). The dungeons are also better as they come later, as are the supporting characters. 1. There was little sexual tension in the early interaction between Gong and Shou. For example, Gong always wrote very straightforwardly that Gong was observing Shou. Then when the two interacted, they felt very straight and there was no feeling of ambiguity. The most touching part is the part where you return to this world and test whether the other person is the original person. 2. One thing I don't like throughout the whole article is that the author has been using side descriptions and narration to emphasize that the attack and suffering are awesome. Such descriptions are too obvious. Actual rating is four and a half stars.

10. 10 黑 Dark Sky 黑天 Mu Su Li木苏里Danmei (BL)407k WordsCompleted Outlaw x refined-looking scoundrel In the New Gregorian year 5711, Office 5 of the Security Building received three unauthorized access messages from a space prison: “Darling, I’m watching you.” “Don’t be nervous. It’s just on the prison’s broadcast screens.” “I’m suddenly looking forward to seeing you again. Will you welcome me with a smile, or put a bullet in my head?” Sitting behind his wide desk, Chu Si read the messages without changing expression and replied, “If I remember correctly, your 493.5kFavorites409.3kClicks/ch329.1kGifts

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    The whole text is very smooth. The whole story gave me the feeling that he was some kind of western cowboy (it also has something to do with the name). He has a classic cold and controlling character (actually, he is not very cold, just light), and then I felt that throughout the whole story, he has been working... Rushing... Doing the next job... It feels so hard. It was a two-way secret love, and the part about their past was much better than the current one. What touched me most in the whole book was the part where I reunited with my stepfather. The time paradox set me to love it forever.

11. 11 魔 Even the Demon Lord Wants to Know 魔尊也想知道 Blue Wings青色羽翼Danmei (BL)331k WordsCompleted The paperback edition of The Demon Venerable Wants to Know Too is officially on sale! The title is The Demon Venerable Wants to Know Too (complete in one volume). The story is complete. In a Mary Sue novel, readers all love the second male lead, the Demon Venerable, who loves the heroine wholeheartedly and would do anything for her. But the heroine only loves the male lead, who torments her in body and soul. Readers: Why doesn’t the heroine like the Demon Venerable? Aaaaaah! Demon Venerable: I w 451.2kFavorites930.1kClicks/ch340kGifts

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    The setting is quite interesting, breaking the fourth wall. The overall plot advancement and supporting character creation are good, but the development of the main CP's emotional line feels a bit confusing. The reason why the loved one attacks the loved one is very reasonable, but it feels like the attacking relationship is more about the caring and sense of responsibility of being an elderly person? Knowing that he would even self-destruct for himself when he was loved, he pityed him and brought him back to the right path. In the end, he still didn't feel that this feeling was love.

12. 12 朕 I Always Feel Like Something Is Wrong 朕总是觉得哪里不对 Blue Wings青色羽翼Danmei (BL)207k WordsCompleted I hit my head, and when I woke up, everything around me seemed bizarre. My dignified, virtuous empress was still dignified and virtuous, except she was half a head taller than me; My beloved concubine, whose beauty outshone all others, was still as beautiful as ever, except her dancing always had the vibe of an exercise routine in the town square; My loyal Imperial Guard commander was still as loyal as ever, except he kept trying to climb into my bed and have a heart-to-heart with me; My ambitio 57.6kFavorites186kClicks/ch25.3kGifts

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    The setting is quite interesting, but the part where I found out that I like to suffer gave me the feeling that it was a little bit random. The part where the two finally returned to reality was more enjoyable, but it was too short.

13. 13 魔 The Founder of Diabolism 魔道祖师 Mo Xiang Tong Xiu墨香铜臭Danmei (BL)693k WordsCompleted In his previous life, Wei Wuxian was cursed by everyone and had a terrible reputation. His junior brother, whom he had loved like family, led people to storm his den. After dominating the world for a lifetime, he died without even a whole corpse. The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, who once unleashed a storm of blood and violence, was reborn as a... complete idiot. And not just any idiot: a gay idiot everyone wanted to beat to death! I see that everyone else is sick, and I expect that they 2.2MFavorites2.1MClicks/ch4.5MGifts

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    The plot, characters, and imagination are truly groundbreaking. The portrayal of the character Wei Wuxian alone can be said to be truly great... Personally speaking, the only problem is that the main CP is a little too restless. Actual rating is four and a half stars.

14. 14 死 Death's Kaleidoscope 死亡万花筒 Xi Zixu西子绪Danmei (BL)875k WordsCompleted The first sign that something was wrong was that the cat at home wouldn't let him pick it up anymore. Lin Qiushi realized that everything around him was beginning to feel horribly out of place. Then one day, when he opened the door to his apartment, he found that the familiar hallway had turned into a long corridor. At either end of the corridor stood twelve identical iron doors. And so the story began. Ruan Nanzhu told Lin Qiushi, “When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at you.” Li 1.6MFavorites1.8MClicks/ch3.6MGifts

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    Unlimited flow of masterpieces. The copy was so impressive. The love line that has been criticized the most is actually quite obtainable (under the contrast of the infinite flow peers). There is also the so-called bad ending, but in fact, my personal acceptance is acceptable... As my enlightenment work, I love it. Actual rating is four and a half stars.

15. 15 人 The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System 人渣反派自救系统 Mo Xiang Tong Xiu墨香铜臭Danmei (BL)444k WordsCompleted “Can I ever read a stallion novel in peace?!” Shen Yuan transmigrated into a book, becoming Shen Qingqiu, the scum villain master who tormented the young male protagonist to the brink of death. Everyone knew that in the original story, Shen Qingqiu was eventually hacked into a human stick by Luo Binghe! Shen Qingqiu: “It is not that I do not want to cling to the male protagonist's leg, but this male protagonist is a dark-type character who repays every grudge a thousandfold!” Why are all the 1.3MFavorites1MClicks/ch2.1MGifts

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    Bai Yueguang level... XP enlightenment works such as "The Master and the Disciple in the Year of Green Tea" and "The Black-bellied Yandere". From time to time, I have to relive several paragraphs of the whole process, which is so refreshing... I have searched all over the Internet for similar articles and it is still hard to find a meal replacement.

16. 16 杀 Dinghai: The Calamity of Demons 杀破狼 priestDanmei (BL)655k WordsCompleted HE, trust me =w= Gentle, devoted, sickly-yandere younger top VS good-for-nothing, deaf-and-blind bottom, trust me =w= Unconventional steampunk =w= Important things must be said three times: The top appears first! The top appears first! The top appears first! …But overall, this isn’t a top-focused story =w= Many thanks to “Riding a Donkey to See Ba Ji” for the cover! Updates daily at exactly eleven. If anything comes up, I’ll ask for a leave of absence in advance =w= Author page link VIP s 1.3MFavorites1.1MClicks/ch1.3MGifts

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    Great... You have such a handsome, fashionable and strong-willed textbook to enter the main beam... Looking at the relationship between this couple for a long time... They are living in a small place but projecting greatness, enduring pain but still feeling lucky... In the ancient times of history, just catching a glimpse of the tenderness between the lover's eyebrows can make people's souls tremble anytime and anywhere... Call to the soul...

17. 17 烈 Blazing Fire, Burning Sorrow 烈火浇愁 priestDanmei (BL)783k WordsCompleted “On the crest of the magma waves, embers burn without end.” Ancient times to modern day, younger love interest. Thanks to the lovely little friend “Chengzi Lvya Lv” on Lofter for the cover art. The lettering is so beautiful =w= Theme: 1MFavorites1.4MClicks/ch2.6MGifts

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    Sword Spirit Attack and Tyrant are very, very cute and (actually not) enjoyable. They were very bitter in their past life and very sweet in this life, but they have always loved each other very much.

18. 18 灵 Paranormal Film Actor App [Infinite] 灵异片演员app[无限] The Actor's Sacrificial Wine戏子祭酒Danmei (BL)744k WordsCompleted Xie Chi has dissociative identity disorder. He seems refined and handsome on the outside, but his alternate personality is cold, assertive, and incredibly strong. Xie Chi never dates, because his alternate personality is his boyfriend. Xie Chi’s dream is to hold his beloved one day. To make his dream come true, Xie Chi willingly binds himself to the Horror Film Actor app. The app regularly issues casting notices for horror films: a vengeful spirit in red, a zombie lover, the 1552 haunted house. 572.3kFavorites868.2kClicks/ch1.2MGifts

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    Maybe Narcissus is really not easy to write. The whole story is actually like two souls of one being parasitized on Shou's body. It doesn't feel like Narcissus... Overall, the copy is okay. My favorite character is Shen Yi.

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