After a Thousand Years of Reading, I Have Returned as a Landmine Girl
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There are so many mines out there, it's all about personal preference. I've read most of them and paid a lot of money and then found out they were disgusting. Not ordering them all is my final stubbornness.
It's not finished, but the plot feels like fast forwarding. After reading more than 30 chapters, I feel that the author has completely delighted himself in writing. The writing style is very simple, and the emotional line goes directly to the main topic without any foreshadowing. As soon as the attack and reception come into contact, it is as if the people around you are nothing, and you can play your own role. There is a kind of beauty (derogatory meaning) that does not care about life and death. The villain is very retarded, and the main plot is very retarded. He tried to construct a grand world view, but the writing power was completely unable to support the plot. Revolution is like child's play, politics is like playing house, and the conflict between mother-child love and the country is not written at all.
And this introduction says that the wet male ghost attack is actually a mentally retarded child with a mental age of no more than three years old, who only turns to blackmail and violence when encountering problems, and is slapped twice in the face. He also needs to be hugged and drank under the skin. The subject is a tall and powerful person who can create various stacks of invincible buffs and golden fingers, but he also needs to add a sickly buff. The two people's daily lives are divided into two types. One is to attack black people and get slapped twice, and then start a conversation and fall into the story of Qiong Yao, a bitter drama. The other is to attack hey hey hey when stk, but the male ghost is discovered in two seconds and then slapped twice. There is also a rare situation where two people are reminiscing about the past, and then there are a bunch of teammates watching and eating dog food, as if no matter how urgent or big the problem is, we have to pause for a while to let us finish the painful memories. I feel like the emotional scenes are one of the worst aspects of this article.
The other bad points are the plot and writing. I really don't want to recall too much, I just think it's to strengthen my brain. They say you shouldn't use your brain when reading this article. I feel like I'm being treated as an idiot even if I don't use my brain. Every plot point and every dialogue has been pressed to fast forward. The author only wants to write what he wants to write without considering foreshadowing, transitions, explanations and other things that connect the context. One second he had just come out of the ICU, and the next second he was on a live broadcast of a descent. One second he was descending into the city, and the next second he was inexplicably interfering with the political system and destroying a family that had been entrenched in the city for decades. Moreover, the author himself likes to make patches in the comment area. The problem is that the logic and connection problems in your writing actually require supplementary explanations in the comments. Are you writing a novel or what are you doing?
To sum up, one star, I don't recommend watching it, it's too mentally retarded. This thing can be served on the table. The dog shook his head when he saw it and went to the kitchen to cook four vegetables and one soup for me to eat.
The dialogue is so retarded, the writing is so awkward, the plot is so boring, and the writing is so clumsy. When I looked at this protagonist, I never imagined that he was a man capable of scheming in both worlds. He was always "obedient", "gentle", and "shy". The text suggested that the protagonist was cold and noble, but in the end, the text turned into a little white rabbit milk burping literature. The characters, supporting roles, villains, and passers-by are all very flat. You can see here all the stereotypes of ancient emperors. For example, Gong looks pitiful and aggrieved when he stays away from Kyoto forever, but there must be a lot of awesome men behind the scenes. You are a man who successfully caught my attention] and then he was favored by Gong all over the world. Gong's subordinates were always silent and had tragic life experiences, and then he was rescued by Gong and became a dog that was inexplicably attracted to heal the psychological trauma. The villain is always the former [protagonist] who is very brainless and always goes against Gong and Shou. The description is extremely mentally retarded and extreme.
This is an old-school novel written by Pipi. The writing style is too plain, and the dialogues are also very low-intelligence. Everything in the article is understood just from the beginning, as if God is alive. And the author couldn't wait to put all his poems on this so-called sick and weak monk who has a lot of power and scheming. It's particularly disgusting to see. To sum up, I don't have the level to write such a good joke. The writing is neither above nor below, is stupid and retarded, and is completely unworthy of 9.2. The audience for this book is probably also the first-time readers, who are on a two-way level with the author.
It's a pity to throw away tasteless food. There are so many problems. 1 The whole book is just an infinite flow routine. The protagonist, who is usually a normal person, becomes a high-IQ psychopath after entering the game. He always has problems with his brain and his life experience is always miserable. He is always sick. The leaders of all the big forces are either villains or cannon fodder. The only one who is the most awesome, cool and domineering must be Gong. The protagonist and Gong must meet in the second dungeon, and then the dungeon must be something difficult and awesome that no one has broken for a long time. The protagonist breaks it easily to attract Gong's attention and activate the "Man, you successfully attracted me" mode. He ran away from him and chased him through several dungeons, but he couldn't fly without wings. On the way, he killed several forces and stepped on some cannon fodder and slapped a few in the face. In the end, the husband and wife teamed up to step on the boss and dance on his head. This article perfectly fits the unlimited flow routine. After reading the first copy, I can guess what is written in the remaining one million words.
2. Writing problem. It is easy to fall into a self-impressed situation when describing, switching perspectives at every turn to create a lot of various ABCD ideas, whether it is surrounding NPCs or player cannon fodder supporting characters, and then add various non-mainstream sensational descriptions, just like Guo Jingming and Han Han are reincarnated. I have only scratched the surface of learning, so whether it is before or after v, 80% of the negative comment areas focus on the key points of "poor writing", "cannot understand", and "too embarrassing". The hairy-legged elementary school student in the comment section of this article is even more amazing. Whenever he raises a problem, he wants to subject the person who made a negative comment to the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty. It is amazing. The first two dungeons had few people and few NPCs, and the plot was only one line, so the problem was not big. Starting from the multiplayer dungeon of Spring Banquet, the rubbish writing style, poor multi-line processing ability, and the author's ability to move and indulge in obscenity were completely exposed. When I read the copy of Spring Banquet, the comment section was the one with the most curses, and the most comments like "I can't understand" and "It's so confusing". The funniest thing is that some people say that the author's writing is so confusing that they can't understand it, and the comment area's protector's leg hair is raised, "It's your problem if you can't understand it, can't you read the article carefully?" Brother, did this book win any literary award or was it published in some textbook? Are you worthy of having someone read it word for word and word for word for a fast-food unlimited streaming Internet article?
3. The author of the comment section has too much leg hair for a thousand-year-old dutiful son. It feels like a collective poison. I, who like to read paragraphs and comments, have to give up this habit in this book. Without him, fans who chase celebrities with leg hair are like locusts passing by. It really makes me jaw-dropping.
4. I like to describe the beauty of the protagonist in depth, and I wish I could draw out the eyelashes. I also want to write about the beauty that is as stunning as a fairy, stunning and charming, but I also want to write about the contrast, the villain, and the mental illness. Anyone who suffers condensation is sentenced to death in my case. I like beautiful feelings, but I hate authors whose descriptions have a masculine flavor. It feels like they are bringing themselves into the emotional line of attack. They are either thinking about the upper brain or the lower body of a sperm. Humans walk upright and use two feet to write feelings. It feels like they are using a third leg to write feelings. It's disgusting.
Alas, when I was dominating JJ, I didn't know that nine out of ten books were retarded literature with watered-down outlines. Until I clicked on this article, what does it mean to be a heartthrob? What is a mentally retarded villain? What is a passerby with cerebral palsy? What do you mean by idiot fans? Brothers should all read this book. It really made my face distorted and my toes clenched. A mouthful of old blood choked my throat and I was out of breath. I just wanted to follow the Internet cable and scold all the authors who like to describe retarded villains and beastly villains. If you have a low IQ, don't write things that exceed your own IQ. I really suspect that after reading too much of this kind of retarded literature, the streets will be full of low-IQ brain-dead people.
You want to write about self-reliance and self-improvement after being reborn, and you want to write about milk burp literature. One moment you slap someone in the face, and the next moment you say, "Honey, don't be afraid of your violence." In one chapter, the main character is just a normal person calmly thinking about how to make a comeback, but once the attack is made, he becomes weak immediately. The most bloody thing is that 80% of the attacks are there, so when there is no attack in the free chapter, it feels very gratifying and inspiring. As soon as I enter v and go to the main line, my legs kick off and I fall unconscious. Milk burp is weak and fucked, get out of jj
The plot was interesting, but I tried several times and couldn't finish it. After reviewing it late at night, I found that 1. The writing is terrible, 2. The supporting characters and villains are all mentally retarded and brainless, 3. The men have eight-pack abs and double-door refrigerators from the old tyrant novels. The smell made me want to vomit. The slap-in-the-face plot is neither good nor bad, and it's not very satisfying. And I really think this article should be paired with a Douyin short video and a BGM to watch. It's more than 400,000 words and I feel like it's watery even after reading half of it. You can clearly post an outline but you have to expand so many w-words. It's really hard on you. Don't write it next time.
With the same moral character as the indifferent husband, I don't even bother to scold him. Anyway, it's all about the ancient domineering boss and his weak and slutty little wife, as well as a supporting cast of villains whose IQs seem to belong to those who couldn't finish nine years of compulsory education. Who on earth made this thing that can't even be called bedtime reading 9.1? Are you all in junior high school?
I especially like to describe the beauty of the protagonist. Nine out of ten sentences describe how beautiful she looks. I wanted to write about bking and heartthrob, but I pinched my nose and looked at it for a long time, and I just felt that Huang Xiaoming had become a paper person. Both the writing and the writing are very oily, which makes the supporting characters look pretty and pretty. Moreover, this book is more vulnerable to attack. I can see that the emotional line wants to write x tension, but I can only see two greasy Huang Xiaoming singing "Superidor's smile is not as sweet as yours".
It's really hard to say whether I love or hate this book. He created the characters very well, and expressed the events, writing, and inner conflicts of the characters vividly. But why does a maid who is obviously a man like to add some weird gaze descriptions? Isn't this an article from 2024? Why do you also like to be a maid? And there is a sense of dreaming between the lines. I didn't know for a while whether I was watching them falling in love or watching the author dreaming about two people at the same time. To be honest, it is really inspiring to remove the emotional line and the main character pursues self-breakthrough and breaks through the shackles of his mistakes. However, I don't like it at all (only refers to the character, language and behavior of this article). It is the type that makes me frown and want to call the police and curse people no matter what. So it is difficult for me to talk about this article. I think 9.7 Is too high for him and this book is not worthy.
The protagonist bking didn't feel it, but I felt that the author might be a male video writer or the protagonist's dream girl. She dug her toes into the ground in a pretense of embarrassment. The description made me want to point at the protagonist and say, "He's so handsome! Hurry up and fall in love with him! He's so handsome!" It's obvious that I really want to write about a huge world view, but whether it's the free chapter or the chapters in v, I feel like I can't control my writing power at all. Moreover, the writing style is really too white, too white, and the description is too retarded. Are you praising the junior high school students? This is all going on. The last time I saw such a retarded writing style, it was still in my sister's elementary school composition.
The first chapter is shocking. Is he a villain? He is just an ordinary working passer-by. This is like you rushing to catch a plane and passing through the security check. The security check says no. You have dangerous items on you. You say I don't have time to talk to you about this. I will miss the plane. The security check says you have dangerous items on you. We can't let you go. You have to check the problem. Then the heroine skips the security check and catches the flight. Thanks to you, this is an interstellar. The next second you put aside your time, the police will come to your door to have tea with you. The security inspector has done something wrong and deserves to be treated like this by you. Isn't it reasonable for someone to stop you when you have a problem with someone who is working diligently? The comment section is even more retarded. 80% Of them are poor normal readers who scolded the security inspector and suggested that this matter was unreasonable. After eating this one, there is another one after another. The mentally retarded villain is paired with the heroine Long Aotian. And you don't think the title says "strongest", but you wouldn't expect it to be a strong woman and a stronger man! Damn idiot
What a rubbish article. The rating is so low. You don't need to say much to understand it. It's pure rubbish. How could such an interesting plot and copy be paired with such a retarded writing style and plot? It started low and high after a few chapters and then started low, low, low, low, low. Then it was unfinished. I have to pay for it.
The writing style is too naive, the plot is too retarded, the protagonist is a heartthrob, the author looks like a maid at first sight, and the writing also smells like a man staring at me, I can't resist it, it's moist.
I know you really want to write about a protagonist with an epilepsy, but my suggestion is don't write it next time. Before you can create the characters in the book, you created me first. Either throw away your self-esteem and go crazy, or just be a human being, what are you doing if you want to lose face and go crazy at the same time? At one moment, the protagonist is described as if he is mentally ill, and at other times, he is described as a very normal person. Before the protagonist has a schizophrenia, I feel like my brain is splitting. The writing is really bad, the story is also bad, it doesn't hold up, it's not worth a 9.0
I've been reading this author for a long time and found out that I can't read any of them. I tweeted about being a funny writer, but after reading it for a long time, the jokes were all scrawled and even not as funny as that stupid Omega. The writing is also bad, and the plot is weird. It's a drama and a cross talk. The whole story is laid out and the protagonist is free to do whatever he wants. It's not fun but also uncomfortable to hold back. I want to write a boss feeling but repeatedly emphasize that the protagonist is a slapstick comedian. Are you also schizophrenic?
I couldn't understand it, and after reading it all night, I suddenly realized: It turns out that this is the top of JJ's list!
The Northeastern accent is very interesting, but the plot is too retarded and the writing is too naive, which makes my brain go crazy. But there is nothing much to say. I can only say that personal preferences are different. After all, jj's writing is retarded and the plot is retarded, but the high score is also a lot...
Although your writing is very sharp, the knife for the sake of the knife makes people feel that you have a grudge against Fang Gurei. If the logic is not rounded, it will be a hearty journey of torturing Fang Gurei. Do you hate these people, author?
This Gojo Satoru is trash. The heroine is a stereotypical Sakura girl. She is seriously OOC and even has a stuck v and a bad ending. The plot is trash.
Although the brainstorming is very good, the writing is novice and the plot has a mentally retarded protagonist and all the characters are OOC, which is rubbish.
I originally thought it was just a normal dark attack and an invincible hero attack, but the more I read, the more I realized that both the author and the readers liked the clay sculpture stk attack. This attack really made me feel physically uncomfortable. I kept emphasizing the darkness and devouring desire like a snake in human skin, and then the clay sculpture of the protagonist, Shou, was like a fragrant and soft bun. The plot was well written and the group portraits were very good, but the character design really made me sick to the point of vomiting. Why is Gong so disgusting and feeling goosebumps on his back? I feel like I have spent most of the book just to read this kind of thing.
And as we go to the end, there are more and more descriptions of Gao. Although the plot and group portraits are so exciting, I can't help but keep watching. But after skipping to the last two chapters of the update, Gao starts to force himself to say "We can have a closer relationship" and then says "please". I rush into the toilet and vomit and have diarrhea. This Gong is tied for the first place with those of 188 in terms of disgusting level. It's so annoying! So annoying! What a cute little girl in the dark club like the previous league! The attack described after the end of the league chapter is really like a lump. Why would anyone like such disgusting things? He likes to force himself to be possessive, he can't distinguish between the real things, and he does some disgusting things to improve his strength just to snatch the slave, imprison him, and let the slave only see himself. It's really disgusting. It's really disgusting that such a person appears in the Western Fantasy Brave Team! If he didn't know that it was Gong Gui who would have stabbed the protagonist in the back at any time, he was here to save the world, but he would still be dragged down by a pervert like you... (Although the plot is not too much, but if it wasn't Gong, it would be really disgusting) And why do you love clay sculptures so much! A bite of a piece of bread and various adjectives are used to show me that it is really physiologically uncomfortable. Can't it be a normal powerful relationship? The clay sculpture has to describe a good strong man as an invincible thing. The entire comment area is like a demon and it is all the clay sculpture. It's so disgusting...
The more I read this book, the more disgusting it becomes. I really feel sorry for me who has real feelings and spends money to pursue the plot. When will this author stop writing emotional dramas and write non-CP western fantasy novels...
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