[The next book will be "Getting What You Want [Exchange Attack]", thank you for your support~]
Copywriting of this article
Le Huiqiu is a college student with a stable mental state. A second ago, he was still saying: Damn it, all the group assignments in the world should be given to me. IV I want the whole world to be destroyed! ! !
As a result, the next second, he was raped by a dump truck that came to the school for renovation, and was transported into a bloody BL novel, where he became the fake young master who was forced to marry the crazy and paranoid villain Feng Shun, and died tragically in the end.
Le Huiqiu: "..."
The world kisses me with pain, and I repay it with 6.
According to the memory of the original owner, the protagonist found that he lacked nothing. The only regret was that his brain was damaged when he was a child, and he was mentally unstable and often fell ill.
But here he doesn't have an early morning, no group assignments, no youth study check-in, and no one will send him a KFC copy as soon as Thursday comes and ask him to v50 to see his strength.
What he needs to do is to maintain his character and not reveal his flaws. When I have nothing to do, I lie down on the 800-square-meter bed and sleep. When something happens, I start to go crazy and fly around the world.
Le Huiqiu: Very good, it fulfills all my fantasies about the young master. It would be even better if I could have a staff in the future~ (^з^)
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The identity of the fake young master was exposed, and Le Huiqiu was ridiculed by the waiter at the dinner. He was shocked and aggrieved, and he knelt down and cried wildly. In the chaos, a glass of red wine was knocked over and poured right into the waiter's face.
At the business dinner table, Le Huiqiu showed off three bowls of rice, but his opponent whispered that he was uneducated. After being heard by the protagonist, he started crawling all over the floor, accidentally overturning the table and crying: "You actually scolded me! Okay!! Then everyone stop eating!!!"
In this way, Le Huiqiu relied on the motto of life: "It is better to go crazy and consume others externally than to be anxious and consume yourself internally" to make life enjoyable, and no one dared to provoke him anymore.
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Unfortunately, the plot still has to be based on the original book. Le Huiqiu is forced to marry the crazy villain Feng Shun. On the day of the marriage, Le Huiqiu looked at the "Advanced Mathematics" on Feng Shun's desk and pondered.
No way, this villain is not my companion, right? ? ?
He leaned into Feng Shun's ear and asked, "Brother, are you also worried about failing the high school math test?"
Feng Shun looked confused: "Who do you want to die?"
But if I want to take someone's life, it's easy. The meeting is cancelled, send my team of gold medal yarn hand to shark!
Le Huiqiu smiled confidently, "It's okay. When I crawl around on the ground from now on, there will definitely be a place for you!"
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In this way, Le Huiqiu got closer and closer due to his illness and Feng Shun's two-way running.
Everything was going well until Le Huiqiu went crazy and got tired and missed climbing for a few days.
As soon as he opened his eyes, Le Huiqiu found that he was tied up in the basement. Feng Shun looked at him gloomily and asked: "Baby, when you crawled all over the house recently, you didn't even crawl into my room. Do you not love me anymore?"
The next second, Feng Shun's team of killers gathered in a circle and knelt down in response: "Boss! We have arrested everyone in the city who is called Gao Shu! Which one do you want to attack first?"
Le Huiqiu:?
Damn it, no, brother, you are serious about riding a horse! ! !
This article is also called: "How to Make a Crazy Villain Fall in Love with Me"
cp: People who pretend to be crazy and love to have sex are criticized by real crazy people who are paranoid and yandere.
[The copy was screenshot saved on March 16, 2023]
Reminder before viewing:
1. True. A two-way illness. Both protagonists have brain problems (in various senses).
2. It's probably a romantic comedy with a lot of excitement (nod)
3. There is no logic in the plot setting. Happiness comes first. I want to write some hilarious daily life.
4. There is a draft plot and a mountain of private settings. The final right of interpretation belongs to the author.
5. Shou is a street kid in the entertainment industry + a king of fishing in troubled waters + a shameful number one
6. I am actually a sweet writer... The reason I originally wrote this copy was just because someone had stolen the takeaway I had placed downstairs in my dormitory and I wanted to go crazy and vent... Just enjoy it...
7. I would like to write this article to miss my braised chicken and rice (slightly spicy with fried egg and eggplant) that was stolen at 6:17 pm on March 16, 2023, totaling 25 yuan
8. The full text includes: logical confusion, occasional strange screams, crawling all over the floor, jumping up and down... But if you are interested, you can click and save it to help the author make money to buy braised chicken and rice (wink hint)
9. The author is busy with schoolwork... Writing is purely to relieve stress. If I can't finish writing, I will ask for leave~ (I am not secretly happy in the days when I am not coding, I am just dead)
/The cover layout is inspired by the anime EVA
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"Getting What You Want [Exchange Attack]"
Copywriting:
Chi Yu has been secretly in love with Shen Que for ten years. He has watched countless people change around Shen Que, and watched as Shen Que has been in love for many years and finally escaped.
He thought that after he got the title of Mrs. Shen, Shen Que would always be more partial to him.
Until he was driven to the study room countless times after his marriage and heard his legal husband having fun with other people in the bedroom. Chi Yu looked at the diamond ring on his hand and felt that his youth was a joke.
On the night when he decided to divorce Shen Que, Chi Yu went to the bar alone and got drunk.
When he woke up in the hotel, Chi Yu looked at the man lying next to him with a familiar face, and he gingerly called out the name of his high school classmate.
"... Fu Yuan?"
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Professor Fu Yuan, the top law school in the country, has a good appearance and has always been known to the outside world as a resolute and cold-faced professor.
But he never expected that just on a business trip, he would pick up his high school classmate whom he had a crush on for almost ten years in the hotel corridor.
Last night, Chi Yu, who was drunk, cried and cried in his arms for most of the night. Now, Fu Yuan looked at the ring finger of the person in front of him with an indifferent expression. The diamond ring had long since disappeared.
He took out a business card and handed it to Chi Yu, "If Mr. Chi needs divorce proceedings, you can come to me for help at any time."
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Shen Que never expected to meet her ex-husband at her high school teacher's birthday party after the divorce.
Chi Yu was seen wearing a high-end suit and looking high-spirited. The inferiority complex and timidity in his face had long since disappeared.
What particularly dazzled Shen Que was the kiss mark on his fair neck that had not yet dissipated, and Fu Yuan's hand on his waist as if declaring war.
At that moment, for the first time in his life, Shen Que felt a strong sense of regret for the person he had abandoned.
After the banquet, Shen Que, who had made an appointment with Fu Yuan to meet alone, was smoking a cigarette at the appointed place.
Five minutes later, a slender knuckle with a diamond ring on the ring finger gently tapped the glass table in front of Shen Que.
"Shen Que, please put out your cigarette while talking to me."
"My Mr. Chi doesn't like the smell of smoke."
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Chi Yu has always felt that he will never be favored by others.
It wasn't until he reunited with Fu Yuan that he realized that there was no need to be scolded for something as trivial as breaking a glass, and there was no need to look at other people's faces when doing things.
The youth he thought was a "joke" turned out to have illuminated someone like a star.
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"I hope you love me, just because of love."
Purpose: Be happy every day
Reader comments
I originally only looked at the date of the latest chapter, and thought the author was cheating. But when I looked at the time interval between each chapter, I suddenly realized that the chapter before this year was definitely because the author loves us.
There is even Hades! The jokes about premature death are also delicious
Doesn't it hurt if you hit me with this sweet label?
Teacher, can you write more of this type? I really like it! ! ! ????????
I've read it several times. I really like it. It's sour and sweet. Our Qiuqiu will definitely be with Mr. Feng all the time.
After buying it for a long time, I finally finished reading it and finished it with flowers.
I thought it was just a crazy article, how dare you engage in pure love! !
Let me tell you, I am currently writing a side story for the if line! I plan to write it all at once and release it. It is expected to be about 10,000 words ~ the progress is slow and in progress... Maybe it will be released the day after tomorrow^^
Very good cookies that had me crawling all over the place! Thanks Tomoko! Thanks for the takeaway! ! [Pitiful](?)
Lots of extras! ! ! By the way, I wanted to ask if anyone has any recommendations for face wipes. Thank you, thank you, thank you! ! !
Finished spreading flowers! Long live pure love! ! !
"Filling in the report" creates a big problem for the author~
full
Looks good, looks good, and effectively cured my bad mood.
OMG! ! So pretty! ! ! Wow! ! Looks good wow wow
It's a funny, light-hearted and sweet article. I was very happy after reading it.
The if line is nice, but a bit short.
Hahaha, I suddenly met my parents. Because of the extraordinary force value on the technology side, they all looked stupid and cute.
I originally only looked at the date of the latest chapter, and thought the author was cheating. But when I looked at the time interval between each chapter, I suddenly realized that the chapter before this year was definitely because the author loves us.
There is even Hades! The jokes about premature death are also delicious
Doesn't it hurt if you hit me with this sweet label?
Teacher, can you write more of this type? I really like it! ! ! ????????
I've read it several times. I really like it. It's sour and sweet. Our Qiuqiu will definitely be with Mr. Feng all the time.
After buying it for a long time, I finally finished reading it and finished it with flowers.
I thought it was just a crazy article, how dare you engage in pure love! !
Let me tell you, I am currently writing a side story for the if line! I plan to write it all at once and release it. It is expected to be about 10,000 words ~ the progress is slow and in progress... Maybe it will be released the day after tomorrow^^
Very good cookies that had me crawling all over the place! Thanks Tomoko! Thanks for the takeaway! ! [Pitiful](?)
Lots of extras! ! ! By the way, I wanted to ask if anyone has any recommendations for face wipes. Thank you, thank you, thank you! ! !
Finished spreading flowers! Long live pure love! ! !
"Filling in the report" creates a big problem for the author~ full
Looks good, looks good, and effectively cured my bad mood.
OMG! ! So pretty! ! ! Wow! ! Looks good wow wow
It's a funny, light-hearted and sweet article. I was very happy after reading it.
The if line is nice, but a bit short.
Hahaha, I suddenly met my parents. Because of the extraordinary force value on the technology side, they all looked stupid and cute.