Who says you can't be Cupid at sixty?!
Ezekiel Vater became Cupid in the time it took to make a phone call. No pension, no paid holidays or weekends, no real labor protections that comply with labor laws, no right to refuse, and no end date to his contract. He'd been framed and forced into it.
What a nightmare!
From then on, Vater, a Bayern legend and renowned coach, a key player in the 1990 World Cup, had to travel through time to clean up after Der Kaiser and settle his love debts with Gerd and Cruyff; untangle the love triangle between Big Mouth Ma, Cruyff, and Big B; help Ballack, Klose, and Frings find love; and worry about which beauty Emperor Mu would put a green card on today.
He even had to be sent abroad from time to time to handle international romantic crises. And there was no reimbursement for business trips!
What misery! How long was he expected to keep waking up to a life of playing bodyguard for love?
Tips:
The protagonist is asexual. He dated when he was young and clueless, but the most they ever did was hold hands. Rummenigge once said of him, "Since I don't have any children of my own, I get to be a mother to every kid at Bayern."
Theme: Be brave, keep climbing, and always strive to get ahead
