[For reasons everyone knows, this book won't be published. I'm leaving it up so people can admire the cover.]
As society modernized with the march of time, vampires kept pace and evolved special constitutions that made them immune to sunlight and garlic. In exchange, they acquired certain fatal weaknesses unknown to the public.
Dongye Eri had always kept her weakness carefully concealed. No one knew about it but her.
She was allergic to the blood of good people.
The first five hundred years went fairly smoothly. As a noble, she could easily get by buying prisoners' blood from the prison. But after sleeping her way into the modern era, she found the world had changed. Every time she went out to "eat," she stumbled into a crime scene...
After being named a serial killer on TV over and over again, Dongye Eri had finally had enough!
To get herself regular meals, she angrily enrolled in the police academy. Thanks to her knack for identifying criminals, she joined the First Investigation Division, where she could legally get close to criminals, secure a steady job, and enjoy hot meals.
Whenever a colleague questioned her deductions, she would say solemnly:
"Don't use your professional skills to challenge my ability to get a meal!"
Getting a suspect wrong was basically like poisoning herself!
But nobody is incapable of making mistakes forever. Vampires are no different.
One day, she botched an attempt to chase down a gang of men in black.
One blond man among the criminals threw himself at her to buy his companions time. She didn't turn down the self-service meal that had come right to her door, and sharpened her fangs before digging in.
And then she had an allergic reaction!
The policewoman kicked someone away and covered her mouth, retching as if she were about to suffocate.
"Damn it, how are you a good person!"
[The blurb has been archived on Weibo.]
Theme: Do it yourself, and you'll never go hungry.
