A Strong Old Lady Turns Everything Upside Down

Wang Cuimei was just like her name suggested: the village entrance's top intelligence agent, and the famously sharp-tongued old country woman. Standing alone at her front gate, she could take on ten people at once, cursing until the whole street fell silent.

Everyone called her a shrew, and after a while, she started to think of herself as one too.

Until one day, she transmigrated into a book.

The plot in her head made her swear up a storm, but then she saw a woman who looked exactly like her late daughter lying pale-faced on the bed, calling out to her. "Auntie Wang, help me..."

Wang Cuimei: "!"

After a lifetime of being wild and untamable, Wang Cuimei heard a voice in her head go ding.

"Hello, welcome to the world of '99 Times Chasing Love: My Charming Little Wife.' I am your personal butler. The female lead is right in front of you, and the male lead is about to arrive in a fury and beat her. Please help her get through this safely."

"You have three options:

a. Lie on top of the female lead and take the beating for her.

b. Rush to stop the male lead while he is beating her.

c. Look on coldly, then talk the male lead down at the crucial moment."

Wang Cuimei: "?"

Wang Cuimei looked over the three options with a critical eye, then stared at the male lead, who was about to barge in, dressed in a suit and tie, and let out a cold laugh.

She wasn't choosing any of them. She wanted to raise her hand and beat him to death.

The System hurriedly tried to stop her. "Host, don't! He's a grown man! They say that when he gets murderous, he can beat a cow to death!"

The next second, the male lead was knocked to the ground and passed out.

System: ...

Wang Cuimei flexed her fist. So what?

She was a grown woman from the countryside. She had hauled manure, worked the fields, herded cattle, and climbed mountains. Her hands were covered in calluses, and her fists were harder.

* The female lead is an extremely stubborn old woman, but she will change gradually. Please don't casually insult her or the female characters.

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Come check out my upcoming no-romance quick transmigration novel next door, 'Miaomiao Was Born to Be Emperor'~

Synopsis:

Su Miaocheng died one day, only to wake up bound to a quick transmigration System that demanded she travel through various small worlds, or her soul would be scattered.

She had never accepted threats. She raised an eyebrow. "I'm already dead. Why would I care if my soul gets scattered? Are you giving me orders?"

The System, which had been lurking in the shadows and playing tricks, immediately backed down. It hurried out to flatter her. "Dear Master, completing missions comes with rewards! You can also experience different lives!"

Su Miaocheng thought that sounded kind of interesting, so she accepted.

After she cleared the small-world instance for the nth time, the System stared dumbfounded at her max-level S+ rating and maxed-out public approval. It secretly congratulated itself on having knelt quickly enough. But after reading the audience reviews, it rubbed its hands together and broached the subject with Su Miaocheng.

"Could we make the endings a little more varied? The audience says they'd like to see you experience different kinds of lives."

Su Miaocheng had just emerged from the instance and stretched. She answered nonchalantly, "Sorry, I've never been anything but an emperor."

World One [In ancient times, clear the instance from daughter of a disgraced official to ruler of all under heaven]

She was an orphan on the road to exile, abducted by bandits. Who could have guessed the bandit chief would be her heaven-sent match, and would one day win glory for her and clear the Su family's name...

Su Miaocheng: If bandits abduct me, I'll join them. If my family has been wronged, I'll march on the capital and demand answers. I'm a professional at rebellion.

Male and female leads, you're all joining my rebellion.

When she held the Dragon-Slaying Saber and marched on the city, all she could see was her own domain. She said to the old emperor, who was trembling with fear, "Come, let's talk about the Su family's injustice. If the discussion doesn't go well, Your Majesty might just die."

Old emperor: "? Do you have any sense of reason?"

Su Miaocheng smiled faintly. "Sorry, I never do."

World Two [At an elite academy, clear the instance from impoverished student to top financial magnate]

World Three [In a brutal apocalypse, clear the instance from awakened superpower user to base leader]

World Four [Amid interstellar war, clear the instance from academy prodigy to ruler of the Federation]

Theme: Anything is possible.