The GS Demon King of Jitashan

(Tentative title)

Why are there two golden retrievers on the Itachiyama team?

There's a rumor in high school volleyball: Itachiyama's weird-bangs guy and white-haired guy are two great demons.

The cats, snakes, and owls of Tokyo all fell to them. The unconvinced Hyogo foxes and Miyagi swans lost to them too.

Let's interview them:

Some Pudding: They're demons, the scariest guys ever. I never want to see them again.

Some Black Cat: I've never seen anyone so energetic. The one who looks steady is actually even more annoying.

Some Owl: I'm not the most popular one, sob sob.

Some Snake: I've never met anyone with a nastier mouth than mine. They're terrifying. Just seeing them gives me heart palpitations.

Some Yellow Fox: I hate them, I hate them, I hate them! I hate the white-haired guy, and I hate the weird-bangs guy too.

Some Tibetan Fox: This is the first time I've ever wanted to hit someone.

Some Ice Cream Cone: I'm furious! I'm furious! How can anyone be this annoying!

Finally, let's interview the upperclassmen at their school:

Some Setter: (wiping away tears) I thought we'd finally gotten two well-behaved, normal junior teammates, but later I considered taking them with me when I went to die.

Some Kelp: (gloomily) If I could, I'd transfer schools right now.

But the culprits, the white-haired guy and the weird-bangs guy, look sincerely confused: "Why?"

P.S.:

· There will be out-of-character moments, logic issues, and match-related plot holes.

· Itachiyama will win consecutive championships. The endings for every school besides Itachiyama will remain unchanged.

· Jujutsu Kaisen, no cursed energy AU. Some Geto and Gojo playing volleyball. There won't be any superpowered volleyball.

Theme: Our happy selves