[Naruto] Why Is It So Hard to Unlock the Battle System?

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You are a player.

You open the hottest Hokage full-dive simulation game of the moment.

As a dedicated combat-focused player, you've always been a hardcore grinder chasing the thrill of battle.

One careless mistake at the start, and you accidentally select a romance route, locking down every other route. You can only unlock the combat system after completing a romance route.

So you have no choice but to grit your teeth and play through the romance routes.

You have no idea why every love interest happens to have the surname Uchiha, but you can't worry about that now!

All you can see is how pitiful you are, dying weak and helpless on every romance route because you can't unlock the combat system!

The day the combat system unlocks, the corrupted you holds the list from your own death note and laughs darkly.

In this life, you'll reclaim everything that belongs to you!

Highlights and warnings:

The whole Uchiha family is here. There will be other one-sided crushes, but none can compete with the Uchihas (doge).

The romance routes are full of melodramatic angst, with love and hatred tangled together. Every playthrough ends in a bad ending (please take note).

The combat routes have plenty of love-triangle drama, and include all orientations, including a GL route (please take note). The separate routes have happy endings.

If you just want to mindlessly date Uchihas, the combat route is a brainless power fantasy (please take note). The entire story has no logic, so read at your own risk!

Thesis: Love is the key to protecting everything