Embroidered Spring Illuminates the Palace (Transmigration)

A stunningly handsome, supremely skilled imperial guard who sets the bar for the whole book x a transmigrator with no System but a golden finger that can do anything

He wakes up in the imperial prison, with the back of his head smashed in by his own brother.

After finally getting to show off a little, he goes blind...

The author can't write blurbs. The lines above are just padding. This might be plot-driven, but there'll be romance too. The daily life of a transmigrator, mostly from the bottom's point of view, because the top is an enigma.

No System, no children, golden fingers all over the place, and a noticeable size difference.

The top is a beauty. The bottom isn't. He's a little mud loach who nearly died, but the top raises him into a plump, pale giant salamander before devouring him.

Main couple: Lu Qiyuan x Tang Queqian, 1v1

Side couples: Various, and some may have tragic endings

An alternate world inspired by the Ming Dynasty, but not entirely true to it. The plot outline is already set and can't be changed.

I look everything up as I go. If there are any errors in basic facts, it's because my sources were wrong, so please go easy on me.

Lots of characters, lots of rambling, and no logic whatsoever. I started typing on a whim, and now that I've dug this hole for myself, I'll have to keep writing through the tears. If there's no update, I'm probably playing games.

Warnings:

The author likes to revise the story and fix typos, so the text, wording, and paragraphs are often changed.

Theme: Eat, sleep, and flirt with handsome men