Does Talking About Love Get in the Way of Work? [Quick Transmigration]

[Originally titled Do I Have to Be a Cannon Fodder Even If I’m Sexually Frigid? [Quick Transmigration]. Complete. Stolen chapters may be incomplete. Please read the full story and check the content warnings and tags.] Xiang Zhichen died. System 1018 caught the movie star’s soul and recommended the main System’s newly launched Cannon Fodder Character Development Program. He happily agreed: Sure. It’s just acting, talking about acting, and playing along, right? His “colleagues” were thrilled: Hehe, honey, here I come :D Xiang Zhichen: Oh, I forgot to mention. I’m sexually frigid, in the literal, physical sense. That won’t affect the job, will it? His “colleagues”: Not hehe :( Xiang Zhichen tentatively asked: You won’t make me OOC, right? 1018: ... Xiang Zhichen hesitated: Right? [The Wanton Omega] Xiang Zhichen is the protagonist gong’s arranged-marriage spouse. They have a daughter, and his husband is never home. The marriage is over, and he only has to wait for the divorce papers to make a clean break. Xiang Zhichen, coldly: I don’t need an alpha. I don’t even need other people. His ex-husband, the protagonist gong: Ignore him. Sleep with him. Xiang Zhichen: ? What does your normal ex have to do with my being sexually frigid? The protagonist shou: Exactly! Why are you forcing him? Xiang Zhichen: Exactly... right? [The Country-Wrecking Demon Empress Dowager] Xiang Zhichen is the empress of the Zhao Dynasty. Good news: He was widowed right after marrying into the family to bring good fortune. The old emperor has passed away, leaving behind an only son, and hadn’t even had a chance to defile him. Bad news: In the main hall, before the wedding decorations have even been taken down, the protagonist gong smiles and asks him, “Should I call you A-Chen, or should I call you... Mother?” Even worse news: The protagonist shou advises the emperor to marry his stepmother to him, so he can steal the minister’s wife. Xiang Zhichen: ?! To avoid marrying the protagonist, he finds himself a husband. The worst news: His new husband is a cannon fodder gong. [The Everyday Mage] The tournament to rescue the princess, held once every twenty-five years, has begun again! This year is different: The princess isn’t a girl, but the protagonist shou, a holy son of the Light. And the dragon isn’t a proper dragon, but the protagonist gong, a hotheaded young dragon just starting out. Different professions. Surely that means he can take a break? Xiang Zhichen breathed a sigh of relief. The dragon who shows up at his door: You look like a princess to me. Let me have a taste. The protagonist shou: I think you need to be purified. The real hero: I think you’re the one who needs saving from the dragon. [The Lovesick Evil Spirit] Surely an evil spirit in a supernatural school story, who can’t stand all the couples because he can’t get together with anyone, can finally vanish in peace! The protagonist gong, who has yin-yang eyes, hooks an arm around his spirit form: What, do you have a crush on me? Am I the only one you can touch? Xiang Zhichen: ? I’m nine grades ahead of you. Aren’t you the one who can’t get together with me? The one who can’t get together with him: Our school doesn’t allow students to date! But dating the homeroom teacher is fine. [The Tsundere Chief Guide] (Insect-people and pregnancy plot warning.) [An entirely fictional setting, unrelated to reality. Please don’t draw parallels with real life!] Xiang Zhichen is the Tower’s only S-rank Guide, a veteran with plenty of devoted followers and a knack for psychic attacks. Finally! This looks like a safe position! But what does it mean that he gets bitten by the protagonist gong, the current chief Sentinel, as soon as he reports for duty? It’s one thing for the high-potential Guide protagonist shou to idolize him. But joining his school? Is this really going down the traditional BL route? His original partner (x), the former partner, points at himself: They’re all in on it. What about me? [The Anomalous Data Entity] Being a data entity is great. I can wander around wherever I want, woohoo! Sunset flower fields, cloud-top sunrises, here I come. The protagonist gong, who accidentally exits a dungeon: You’re weird. Xiang Zhichen: What’s weird about me? Is it weird for a colleague to be able to beat you up? The protagonist gong: My health bar starts dancing when I see you. Is my heart bleeding? The programmer protagonist shou: Baby, would you let me take you in? I like you. A top-tier player: Grabs him in one go... Huh? Instantly turns into a wife. (Absolutely certain.) P.S. I want to give Dede a complete life. [Important before reading: The protagonist is heartless, and he stays on the clock throughout the main story.] 1. A captivating, beautiful-but-tragic shou who can play any role, and fragmented versions of the gong. There are two or three fragments in each world. All the fragments are sexually clean. If some of their behavior is shocking, that’s normal. The original has a long-term emotional development arc and changes in perspective. The original’s view of Dede determines each fragment’s behavior. It’s fifty-fifty between BE and HE. The BE endings happen because they haven’t fallen in love that deeply yet. No falling head over heels and obeying every command from the start. I write to keep my mental state stable, and you read to have fun. You can criticize the fragments, the System, or the original, but please don’t criticize me or Dede. The author is very sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable, please don’t force yourself to keep reading. Be kind to yourself. I haven’t earned the money to be insulted. If you insult me and I get upset, I’ll delete your comment. 2. The protagonist is sexually frigid in the literal, physical sense, but he knows what he’s doing. He trains every fragment-husband like a dog. 3. The fragments have their own logic. Love-triangle chaos warning. 4. The whole story is complete and will update six chapters a day after entering VIP. One chapter is guaranteed every day at 9:00 p.m. [I’m a reliable author, so feel free to start reading. Chapter comments are open.] [Upcoming story blurb. If you’re interested, please bookmark Teacher Lin’s story.] [Fictional xianxia ABO setting: Alpha = Qianyuan, Beta = Zhongyong, Omega = Kunze] Xie Tong × Lin Wangqiu A loyal, affection-starved younger disciple gong x a slow-witted, aloof beauty of a master shou 1v1, pseudo-NTR Lin Wangqiu has had something troubling him lately. His eldest disciple, Xie Tong, has reached the age to marry and have children, but has suddenly developed a strange illness. It must have come from the unspeakable nature of his birth father. But Lin has watched this disciple grow up since childhood, and he can’t leave an illness untreated. He searches through every book he can find and arrives at just one solution: Use the blood of a close relative as a catalyst to form the array. His disciple’s birth father has long since disappeared, while the illness only grows worse. It would be monstrous to harm another Kunze. Lin, a young immortal master who rose to prominence early and looked down on the world, hesitates, then finally turns his attention to the sex he has long neglected. After the ritual succeeds, the illness doesn’t improve. Instead, his beloved disciple torments and takes revenge on him with even fewer restraints. His disciple says, “Master, I’d rather you had ignored me from beginning to end.” He also says, “Please don’t leave me.” The rain patters beyond the curtain, just as it did all those years ago. Everything has changed, and only then does he realize he is but a traveler in a dream. Theme: Be dedicated to your work and make the most of the present.