Jing Yin, the top heavenly master in the past, transformed into a liar and a magic stick to earn a living, and resumed his business of running a stall, telling people's fortunes and eliminating disasters.
Unexpectedly, because his appearance is too great and his slogan is too loud, people will judge a person based on his appearance, conclude that the Internet celebrity is a hype, and only treat him as a "Yan Gou's exclusive psychological counselor" to buy happiness.
Spend a little money, not only can you watch the beautiful women at a close distance, but you can also express your unhappiness. It's so worth it!
Jingyin: Psychiatrists, dogs won't... Do it! What he does is a psychiatrist, and he does everything others don't do!
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① The girl who could not get over the shadow of lovelorn sought medical treatment to no avail. She suffered a mental breakdown and came to cry.
Jingyin: "Your ex-boyfriend is here to collect debts. He not only suppresses you, sucks your luck, hinders your studies, but also hinders your parents' financial resources. After you are with him, your family will not be in a good situation, right?"
The girl recovered on the spot: "Holy crap! You can't hurt me, let alone my parents! I'm going to beat that bitch to death!"
②A certain boss said that his dog suddenly suffered from hysteria and always went crazy at the ancestral tablets.
Jingyin: "Kai Lingzhi has become a spirit. I want you to send it to a Taoist temple to listen to scriptures. By the way, I would like to remind you that your ancestors have no money and have been running around naked for five years."
③A husband died suddenly in front of the bed. The family was at a loss and paralyzed with fear.
Jingyin: "By mistake, I seduced the wrong soul. I'll help you get it back."
As the talisman shook, the bell rang, and the husband resurrected on the spot, crying that the underworld was too scary.
Onlookers: Damn it? ? ! ! !
Jingyin: From Feng Shui and Taoism, strange powers and chaos, to communication with pets, infertility, baldness due to long-term hair loss, family discord, disobedient children... All-round assistance, taking orders online.
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Suddenly, in the world of metaphysics, a little heavenly master comparable to the return of the Patriarch appeared.
He is good at conquering demons, fortune-telling, feng shui, and transporting fortunes, and he has also subdued a group of troublesome beards, yellows, yellows, and willows.
Business tycoons and virtuous men from all over the world came to visit one after another. At the same time, they concluded that such masters were either living in seclusion in the mountains and forests, or living alone in a luxurious manor.
Until you get to the place.
There is a small stall in the Chenghuang Temple, in front of a huge crowd of people. The master is sitting on a small stall, holding up a tattered A4 paper, which reads: [One hundred for each hexagram, get one for every ten, queue up to buy, first come first served]
Everyone: "..."
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Jingyin: Although I am very poor and look like a magician, I know that in the hearts of everyone, I am a good heavenly master with first-rate skills!
*Sha Diao Metaphysics, updated daily at 23:00
*The whole text is fictional, please do not bring it into reality. I wish you a happy reading^3^
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Suddenly, Wen Xi awakened his ability to see things.
From then on, he bid farewell to the wanton life of a wealthy young man in Beijing and the favorite of his family, stayed away from the stage of the comedian he loved most in his life, and ran all the way on the road of being a great actor.
Since then, Wenxi has had many nicknames in the world.
Colleagues call him "the King of Forces"
Friends call him "Master"
The police called him a "murder genius"
His Western business partners call him a "spiritual medium."
Netizens call him "all-around assistant"
The "Genius Taoist Doctor" Called by People Suffering from Strange Illnesses
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In this regard, Wen Xi said——
Wenxi brand Tianshi is a well-known brand in both Yin and Yang circles. Everyone who has used it says it is good.
[If there can only be one true god in the 21st century, you should know who it is without me having to tell you. After all, even the cripples were fooled by me into standing up!
——"Times Magazine·Wenxi Chapter"
*Imaginary Su Shuang article
Mission: Even if you encounter hardships, never give up and build a happy life from scratch through hard work
