Once he traveled through time, Rong Qi became the sixth prince of the Jin Dynasty and was bound to a magic stick system.
From his birth date and zodiac sign, to his waist and leg measurements, the civil and military officials of the dynasty had no secrets in front of him.
I thought that my life from then on would be spent pretending to be a god who could do things, being a dandy prince, and enjoying a life of wealth and wealth.
It turns out that the original owner is a fake and his life is in danger at any time.
There is even worse news. The system has undergone unknown evolution. While it has added convenience, it also has many unknown bugs.
Rong Qi:......
Oh haha, start to mess up, sooner or later you will die anyway, let's get wild!
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In the sixteenth year of Xuande in the Jin Dynasty, hundreds of officials were at a palace banquet and suddenly heard a noisy divine voice——
[What's wrong with the Queen Mother's Couple Palace... Hahaha, she cheated on the old emperor who died long ago! Mom? The emperor is not the father of the old emperor!
Thinking it was heaven's punishment, the emperor stood up on the spot:? ? ?
[Is the third prince going to be crown prince? But he... Alas, Da Jin is finished! The fourth prince is not good either. He is too young, so there may be something wrong there... Why does the fifth prince feel like he likes men? The seventh prince also... Haha, I know who is most suitable to be emperor!
The princes were shocked and their ears stood up in unison: Who is it! ?
[The adulterer's eyes are blue, obviously he has overindulged, but his uterus is rosy. Wow, he can still be a father at fifty! Huh? Isn't it true that he can't give birth there? Tsk, there is really going to be a problem with this fetus!
The traitor: There is something wrong! My God, I kneel down for you!
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After discovering that the immortal was Rong Qi, the civil and military officials in the court became murderous and geared up at the court meeting, just waiting to detonate the bomb about Rong Qi's life experience.
Rong Qi, who had nothing to do, went through the system: [The pill of immortality that fooled the emperor failed again, but I successfully made powerful gunpowder! I'm going to blow up these bastards in the court who are always chewing my tongue behind my back!
The courtiers preparing to impeach Rong Qi: Are they human?
The emperor and generals who are worried about new weapons: It must be God!
Everyone didn't dare to breathe, just waiting for Rong Qi to reveal the method.
Rong Qi began to sigh: [I failed in riding and shooting, and my pocket money was deducted again. I have to pave the way for myself. Do you want to try to build a potato with a yield of 1,000 kilograms per acre?
All the courtiers:? ? Want it! [Crying to be fed. Jpg]
[While my memory is still there, I should compile a book quickly, such as "Details of the Super Project of the Thirty-Six Dynasties", "How to Scientifically Manage Salt and Iron", "How to Build an Economic Dajin while Promoting the Development of Handicraft Industry"... But I am so tired. The book that my fourth brother punished me for copying has not been finished yet, so I will talk about it later]
The emperor and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty screamed in unison.
The fourth prince fell to his knees with a plop.
? ? Why do they always stop talking and look at me with both joy and pain? Help! These old perverts! I'm not alive anymore]
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty:...? …! ! !
The next morning, a piece of news spread widely——
Surprised, all the civil and military officials of the dynasty came to the palace together!
*Overhead, everything is set to serve the plot~
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Suddenly, Meng Tan awakened his ability to see things.
From then on, he bid farewell to the wanton life of being a wealthy young man in Beijing circles and being the favorite of the whole family. He stayed away from the big stage of comedians that he loved most in his life. He engaged in superstition in the wind and rain all day long and ran all the way on the road of being a magician.
Since then, Meng Tan has had many nicknames in the world.
"Forcing the King" in the eyes of Taoist people
The "Master" in the mouth of friends in the entertainment industry
The "murder genius" the police department holds in the palm of their hand
"Psychic mediums" in the eyes of Western business partners
Recognized by netizens as "the most powerful sand sculpture master in history"
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In this regard, Meng Tan said——
Mengtan Tianshi is an internationally renowned brand, and everyone who has used it says it is good.
[If there can only be one true God in the 21st century, you should know who it is without me having to tell you.
——"Times Magazine Meng Tan Chapter"
Mission: Even in adversity, we must face the world with optimism
Reader comments
Hahaha, having fun alone is not as good as having fun together, right?
Red wolf, does that prairie dog scream like that? [Changed]
Hahaha, having fun alone is not as good as having fun together, right?
Red wolf, does that prairie dog scream like that? [Changed]