Pei Yibai had cultivated for years, yet remained thoroughly ordinary. The entire immortal sect mocked the fact that the son of Xuan Yun Sect's leader, head of the greatest sect, could be so mediocre. Pei Yibai was unwilling to accept it, but his cultivation still refused to advance.
Then one day, he happened to find a jade pendant beneath a cliff. There really was a mysterious old grandpa inside it!
Dad! The stories have come to life!
Haha, I'm going to get strong!
Pei Yibai had been happy for less than five seconds when the old grandpa told him the pendant was about to shatter. If Pei Yibai wanted his cultivation techniques, he had to find him a new host body, preferably one that was alive, or at least hadn't been dead too long.
Pei Yibai: Seriously, where am I supposed to find you a body without a soul?
Old grandpa: This is bad, there's no time! I'm about to disappear!
Old grandpa: Wait, I think I sense a suitable corpse nearby!
The old grandpa's soul immediately dove into the suitable body. But when he woke up, the not-so-big Pei Yibai looked like a giant to him.
Old grandpa: ?
Old grandpa: Woof.
Old grandpa: ?
Pei Yibai: ?
The man and the dog stared at each other. After a long moment, Pei Yibai let out a piercing scream.
Holy crap! I'm scared of dogs! Aaaaaah!
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Big yellow dog old grandpa Xuan Yi, gong × cheerful sword cultivator Pei Yibai, shou
The gong can take human form again as soon as his cultivation recovers a little.
Theme: Haven't thought of one yet.