When her father was paralyzed, Hua Wuxie inherited the mantle and was killing pigs in the backyard when she was snatched away by a group of immortal cultivators who descended from the sky.
The young master of the Lan family and his junior sister in the fairyland died unexpectedly. Hua Wuxie was similar in age to a human, with similar facial features, and was taken to the fairyland by the head of the Lan family to enjoy the blessings.
Hua Wuxie: Oh, substitute, I understand.
No longer had to work hard to kill pigs to pay off debts, his father scored twice and got married to the widow of the village king.
It was good for her to stay in Wonderland and live a dream life.
They eat, drink and sleep, feed chickens and flowers and watch dogs fight. The most strenuous exercise is running errands and delivering letters to fellow students.
When her classmates led her to exorcise evil spirits and earn spiritual stones, she also acted as a cheerleader while holding the fat chicken she had raised, using only her words but not her hands.
Although Lan's family is poor and has a spiritual stone broken into two halves, as an inconspicuous little fairyland, he is often bullied by the big fairyland, but with the friendship of his fellow students and the harmonious atmosphere, he is the chosen holy place for retirement.
One day, the evil spirit came. The fellow sects are retreating steadily, and the little fairyland is in danger.
Hua Wuxie picked up the fat chicken and took off the seal (wooden bead) bell on her wrist. She immediately became angry and said, "Stop eating, you look fat. Go fight and lose weight."
The ball made a chirping sound and whirled into the sky, turning into a black phoenix that covered the sky and the sun, flying away half of the demons with one wing.
Hua Wuxie even took a butcher's knife and cut off the demon's head, clearly dismembering the demon on the spot.
It's time to repay the fairy gate, and the little fairyland is about to be released.
The delicate girl cook deboned the pig, using fancy deboning techniques, and threw the fat and thin bones on the scale, "Fore leg meat, hind leg meat, tenderloin, tendon meat, fan bone, five hundred spirit stones and one tael; fine ribs and rear buttocks, one thousand spirit stones and one tael. I want to redeem you boss, buy it with the money, but if you don't buy it, I will feed it to the dogs."
Xianmen: "..."
Evil: "..."
It's all gone! ! !
The iron-eating beast, the bandit leader of Lingshu Mountain, roamed for 800 miles without anyone daring to mess with him. Unluckily, he tried to rob Lan's Fairy Team, but was killed with a butcher's knife.
Hua Wuxie shaved the iron-eating beast bald with his own hands, and the iron-eating beast, who was forced to become a monk, shed tears of lasagna: "Amitabha, I will do good and will never rob or kill any more."
Hua Wuxie picked her fingernails with a butcher's knife: "Look, Mrs. Yazhai has married an innocent man. When will the dark circles under your eyes disappear and you will return to secular life?"
Iron-Eating Beast: "... Where is the Heavenly Law? Where is the Heavenly Law!"
Master Lexiu traveled across the three realms of sea, land and air with a fatal suona. When he learned that Lan's small realm was collecting debts from his sect, he took the suona and wanted to torture the juniors who didn't know the world. Unexpectedly, the butcher's knife broke his paradise. His mouth and nose were bleeding from the backlash, and he was almost sent away by his own suona.
The master realized that he not only paid off the debt, but also sent out a whole spiritual vein. After generously sending away the debt collection team, he found a nook and cranny in a cave and crouched in pain: "It turns out that my suona is only suitable for the background music of the pig-butchering knife..."
Under the influence of the substitute junior sister, Lan's Little Fairyland jumped to the top of the family, and the number one fairy sect, Hua Wuxie, even broke through nine realms in a row and flew straight to the gods.
Years later, Hua Wuxie and her butcher knife have become immortal legends.
It would be a pity for the younger generation to interview God.
Hua Wuxie: "Actually, I don't want to be famous. I just want to eat, drink, sleep, feed chickens and flowers, and watch dogs fight. My dream is to be an unknown salted fish."
The rotten and involuted ones were all silent...
Intention: follow the trend.
