Something’s Gained Sentience, Haha

A pure fever dream, with no logic or reason, just wish fulfillment.

[The world's strongest concept-level top who acts cute and clingy x the emotionally steady, occasionally unhinged, rebellious bottom]

Synopsis:

One day, the world went completely crazy.

Yan Wu saw a female streamer grow a second face, a passerby casually pull off her own head, and a neighbor give birth to a kitten...

Yan Wu was shocked, then accepted it, and happily watched the spectacle, until the fire came for her too...

On an elegant evening, a beautiful woman stumbled into Yan Wu's arms with an extraordinarily casual air.

The woman blinked her big, watery eyes, her expression innocent and pitiful.

With that face that made anyone want to protect her, she revealed every secret Yan Wu had kept from childhood to adulthood.

Yan Wu clenched her fists.

Yu Zibo successfully moved into Yan Wu's home, spent Yan Wu's money, and began her daily campaign to win her over: acting cute and clingy.

It made Yan Wu's teeth ache, but she knew nothing about this woman. Besides, murder was illegal.

No matter. She had plenty of patience (sharpening her knives...).

*

With her identity hidden, Yu Zibo was constantly suspected and tested by Yan Wu. Terrified of being exposed and facing utter destruction, she spent her adult life in constant anxiety.

She had hoped to win Yan Wu's heart by acting cute and clingy, but Yan Wu wasn't interested. If anything, she seemed a little... disgusted.

Then, one day, Yu Zibo accidentally showed her true abilities and finally caught Yan Wu's attention.

Yu Zibo immediately felt as if her Ren and Du meridians had opened. She began showing off her skills at every opportunity, even doing a set of military exercises while walking around the house...

Yan Wu endured it for three days, then finally snapped. She grabbed a chainsaw and chased Yu Zibo around, hacking wildly at her, determined to cure her of this bad habit.

Yu Zibo ran for her life, screaming. Their carefree days went on for over a month, until Yan Wu kicked open Yu Zibo's bedroom door with a medical report in her hand.

The woman had her long hair hanging over her face and held a cleaver in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. She smiled ominously at Yu Zibo. "Yu Zibo, something's missing from my body. Do you know what it is?"

*Includes a little personal headcanon from me and a friend. I'll tell you about it when it comes up (they're two unimportant side characters, both comedy girls).

Theme: Seize an opportunity and never let go.