After Failing to Win Over the God of War in Heaven

Mu Yao transmigrated into a book.

The good news: She was a princess of the Celestial Realm, precious and pampered, with a Heavenly Lord godfather who spoiled her rotten. It was the perfect life for lying flat.

The bad news: The Heavenly Lord hadn't raised her out of fatherly love. He was fattening her up before slaughter, and one day he would cut out her heart and liver!

She couldn't beat him, and she couldn't escape. How could she avoid being slaughtered in the future?

System: Win him over.

That doesn't seem right, considering he's my "dad," does it?

Even so, whenever Fu Lansheng passed by, Mu Yao would catch sight of his imposing armor and couldn't help fluttering her lashes at him. "Lord Lansheng, you're looking especially handsome today!"

Fu Lansheng: "You should call me godfather."

At the Celestial Realm's victory banquet, emboldened by wine, Mu Yao asked, "Godfather, do you care about propriety and family relations?" Then she rose on her toes and kissed him on the lips.

The entire banquet fell silent.

Fu Lansheng didn't so much as change expression. "If this child has gone astray, it's because I failed to raise her properly. Please forgive the spectacle."

That was it? Mu Yao gradually grew bolder, since she hadn't faced any punishment. She turned around and spread rumors throughout the Three Realms: Actually, my godfather is a beast. He may look righteous and untouchable, but in private he's a total pervert. He's already done all sorts of things to me, and he's especially wild, sob sob.

Then she earned herself six months of house arrest.

Later, during the war between gods and demons, Fu Lansheng personally descended to the mortal realm. Mu Yao seized the chance to take a blade for him. "Godfather, are you touched?"

Fu Lansheng scooped her up in his arms. "If you ever do that again, I'll personally send you to your death."

"You're so mean."

Mu Yao felt like she was about to shatter, but still wrapped her arms affectionately around his neck and asked one last time, "How about dual cultivation? I don't want to be your daughter. I want to be your woman!"

Fu Lansheng: "Dream on."

Mu Yao: ...

Goodbye, Dad. I'm setting sail tonight.

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Her plan to win over Fu Lansheng had failed, but that was all right. Mu Yao still had Plan B. She promptly transferred her affections to a young Demon God, a transmigrated-into-a-book, overpowered hero she'd already been secretly flirting with. They teamed up to put on a show, each getting what they wanted: acting love at first sight, writing love letters to each other, going on dates, and holding hands and embracing in public.

Meanwhile, she heard Fu Lansheng's Daoist heart was unstable.

She heard Fu Lansheng had gone berserk.

She heard Fu Lansheng's divine seal had shattered.

Whether Demon God, Devil God, Ghost God, or Heavenly God, I am the only god in your heart.

[Outgoing, socially fearless little fairy x Scheming, true villain, ultimate boss, God of War]

Theme: To be determined