After Falling in Love at First Sight with the Brain Flower, I Decided to Win Geto Over

[The main text is in third person.]

As soon as you enter the game, you fall in love at first sight with someone on the main road.

But the kasaya he's wearing is a little concerning, so you quickly look it up and discover that in Japan, monks can get married.

Hooray!

He doesn't seem like a good person, and he hangs around with a bunch of bizarre creatures, but it can't be helped. You've really fallen for him.

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The stitched-together timeline:

Faced with the person you love, who stays cold toward you, your choices are: strike while the iron is hot, try again after a setback, think twice before acting, sumimasen for the fourth time, or trust in our hen...

Maybe you should switch things up instead. Ten years ago sounds pretty good, when he was still a fresh-faced, innocent high schooler!

The moment you become the same year as the one you love, you grab his hand with the speed of a ringing bell, and say, "Hello, let's get married!"

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The high schooler timeline:

You drink the water your crush gives you without a second thought. Then you cover your face and cry, "I'm so hot! What did you put in my drink?" before passing out.

Geto Suguru: "...Hot water, but with sleeping pills in it."

Far from being happy that you're finally quiet, Geto Suguru feels his heart beating faster even as he breathes a sigh of relief.

No way. Did he really fall for you?

The man-bun high schooler, burning up all over, is diagnosed by Doctor Ieiri as having been dosed with an aphrodisiac.

Then the white-haired high schooler who arrives later makes fun of him mercilessly.

Watching you sleep like a baby, he falls into deep thought: does this person really like him?

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Hi, yes, they do.

So after he dies, you lose all desire to keep playing the game and decide to die by his gravestone.

In the final second before you lose consciousness, you see the familiar stitches.

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[Reader's Note]

1. The protagonist is incredibly strong and won't be put through the wringer. They're also so hopelessly in love that even zombies wouldn't eat them.

2. Ahem, from the title, you can probably tell this might be pretty unhinged. Expect dark jokes, jokes about people being turned into meat buns, and maybe lots of personal kinks.

3. As for the pairing, it's a choice between Geto Suguru and Brain. If you can't accept that, please leave now. I won't be responsible if you're traumatized!

4. The characters may be out of character, the logic is simplistic, and I'll probably rewrite the timeline too.

5. You can insult me, but don't insult my protagonist. They're just a sucker for a pretty face. What harm can a pretty-face enthusiast possibly have in mind?

6. Six sixes means everything goes smoothly. I'll do my best to build up a backlog.

Theme: Enjoy a beautiful romance.