The night they got divorced, Song Fei almost drank himself to death at a party.
Clutching his stomach as he slumped over on the sofa, he saw Xu Lixuan hosting a televised gala and joked to his friends, "If you're looking for a man, never pick someone like him. They get divorced in the daytime and go straight back to work that night. Basically a robot."
That night, a drunk Song Fei was brought home and ran into the robot blocking his front door.
With a dark look on his face, Xu Lixuan dragged the drunken mess inside, stripped him, and tossed him into the bathtub.
With his eyes closed, Song Fei reached up and touched his face, barely conscious. "You're so sticky. Go take your makeup off..."
Xu Lixuan: "We're divorced. You were the one who asked for it. Don't touch me. No intimacy."
TV host top x university lecturer bottom
Rekindled love, happy ending
Reading tip: Neither character is perfect. They're both gradually growing and changing, and the author is slowly getting smarter too. Read for fun, and don't get angry.
Coming next: Online Dating My Own Cat
Blurb: Paopao recently realized that Shen Yi hadn't petted him in three days.
The reason was that three days ago, Shen Yi's mother came over and yelled at him:
"You're nearly thirty, and you spend all your time with a cat. What kind of life is that? You have to bring someone home by the end of this month!"
Paopao stepped up to help Shen Yi out and immediately grabbed the iPhone Shen Yi had bought him and downloaded a chat app.
That's right, he's a cat who can use a phone.
A month later, Paopao had become Shen Yi's online boyfriend.
He didn't know what online dating was, but he knew Shen Yi was happier.
After work, Shen Yi would come home and cuddle and kiss him like before, then sleep beside him.
Every day, the little cat browsed all kinds of dubious content online. He read that cats only live for a dozen years or so, while humans can live to be a hundred.
Paopao began to worry. What would happen if he died?
Then one day, an idea struck him. He wanted to become human.
He searched online for every method he could find, but they all turned out to be scams.
Finally, a bewitching witch appeared and offered him a deal.
When he woke up, Paopao discovered that he really had become human.
The little cat was so startled that he didn't dare go near Shen Yi.
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Shen Yi realized his cat was missing and panicked. Three days later, the cat came home, but his boyfriend had disappeared.
When he finally got in touch with his boyfriend, the cat was gone again.
Shen Yi: ...
He was caught in an endless loop of looking for his cat and looking for his boyfriend.
Finally, one day, while he was video-calling his boyfriend, a familiar cat's face appeared on the screen. It opened its mouth and meowed.
The little cat covered his mouth in horror. Realizing what he'd done, he hurriedly hung up.
Shen Yi (confused) (kind of gets it) (but not entirely): The only thing I'm sure of is this: Shen Paopao, you are so dead.
Theme: Having the courage to start over
I came over to see if there had been any updates and found that the name had been changed.
Will this extra chapter be particularly long? 😍 😍
🙏 Is there only one chapter after the main text? Wait for an abo 😭
Abo I really want to see 🥺 teacher come on
I didn't expect it to be Da Da's first novel. It's written very delicately and is completely integrated into the world of the novel. Come on~ 🤩 🤩
I would like to ask the teacher if there is any fixed time for updates. I have to click in and read it several times every day. Or update by chance?
How should I put it, Li Fei has been around for a long time. As of now, I have fully subscribed. I think I am qualified to make some comments that may not be positive. First of all, I want to declare in advance that I am not deliberately criticizing. Although there are not many chapters, I paid for it. If I really have ill intentions towards the author, I will not spend money. For the supporting character named Shu in the book, he knows how to play three roles and provokes the original wife (although he did not succeed in playing three roles, and was beaten by the boss (mainly) ) and the bad comments on the Internet scared him away) behavior, in the end, it seems that the name of an ignorant young man is gone, and his father, the station director. According to the conversation between his son and the boss in the book and the wink he gave to his son, it can be seen that he obviously knows and supports it. The son is barely young and ignorant. As a father, you have to understand, but the next time he appears, he will act as a responsible station director, and nothing will happen. I don't quite understand. Are there any indicators of truth, goodness and beauty? And the last if I encountered it elsewhere. I was very happy to see the first few if lines, but what is this last one? The if of Song Fei, who has a happy family, harmonious parents, and is very happy, turns into a dude whose family is broken, the father does not care for the mother (not even close), and can secretly eat human tofu. (Although the food is from Xu, he is not like that in the main text. I think it is OOC, but you will definitely be scolded for saying this. After all, you are the author). I can't understand this extra chapter the most. I thought the other place I met was in junior high school, high school, etc., But I didn't expect it to be a completely unrelated thing. I saw that you said a lot of personal stuff in the post, and you may not be able to keep this extra chapter. I hope it will be changed. Of course, I can't control it if it doesn't change. I just found out that this extra chapter was a bit uncomfortable at the end. I wrote this comment to avoid lightning. It's not that serious. It's just a normal discussion. I didn't attack you or anything. I just knew that this extra chapter would be like this. I should have stopped at the previous article. That's it.
Ah, I think I should change it to another one. I feel like this setting is very disappointing. Can you write something else separately? [Cai dog]
Can you change the town to a side story? If you are a VIP, it will be counted as a purchase ratio... There is no way to watch ABO. Woohoo...
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