Dazai and the Strongest Sensory Out-Of-Control Alarm

When Dazai and Gojo were bound by a curse, the two ceilings were forced to sign the worst agreement in history - sharing pain. Gojo asked: "Mackerel, if you jump into the river and I will suffocate, is it reasonable?" Dazai chuckled: "Mr. Gojo, why don't you commit suicide with me? A win-win situation." Glass held a cigarette in his mouth: "The strongest one choked to death by Kikufu? This joke will keep me laughing until the next century." Mori Ogai suggested: "Let's get married, and the medical expenses will be covered by the AA system." Neither of them are fuel-efficient lamps. He teleported and crushed his bandage roll: "If you continue to seek death, you will experience true 'disqualification in the world'." He handed over the dishwashing liquid and coffee: "Try it? Cleanse your brain, which is full of sweets." On the nth day of mutual torture, the curse was bizarrely upgraded to sharing pleasure. When the fingertips scratch the skin, when the breath floods the night, the senses will boil together, becoming a passive long-distance relationship. "Scum... Take your hands away..." "It was obviously your leg that moved first, liar." When hostility turns into flirtation, mutual killing turns into entanglement, and they discover the ultimate secret of the curse: "two people", the pleasure is doubled. "Admit it, you enjoyed it." "You breathe more passionately than me..." The Curse Master barked when detonating the blood curse: "Become one, a match made in heaven!" They fired bullets and spells together, and in the light of the explosion, they exchanged wet glances... "Welcome to hell, partner." "... Each other, scum." This unsolvable curse is the eternal paradise hand-picked by addicts. And they are willing to turn each other into irresistible addictions. ———————————————— Next book: "On the Compatibility of Spellcasters and Human Disqualification" The entertainment industry is in turmoil. The handsome boy group "404" was born, and the composition of its members remains a mystery: Gojo Satoru, the stage charm is nuclear bomb level, the side effect is that the curse power can overturn the stadium. Osamu Dazai is world-weary and lazy, and his passive skill "Disqualified from the World" specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction with the Five Articles of Enlightenment. Ginjiu, the action of wiping the gun is more skillful than the action of pushing the hip. He looks at his teammates as if he is looking at clearing the target. Kakashi, be intimate with the privacy screen in paradise, and your speech will always be on the verge of being banned. Oikawa Tetsu, the volleyball resentment body, roars every day: "Give me back my training ground, you bastard!" The manager slammed the table and roared: "I signed you for idol business, not superpower demolition! Especially you two——" His trembling fingers poked at Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu: "Gojo, control your rampant curse! Dazai, from today on, you are his exclusive 'nullification' partner! 24 Hours a day, the physical distance is less than 10 centimeters! For world peace! Stick it to me!" The entire Internet was in an uproar: Aren't these two famous rivals of Dongda University? Back then, a spell blasted through the laboratory building, and there was an ineffective makeup scene. When they met, they would laugh at each other: "The bandage used to treat Jiang is wrapped around the brain?" "Wujun's six eyes are just for decoration? How annoying is it that you can't see yourself?" In front of the live broadcast camera, Gojo Satoru wrapped his arms around Dazai and pressed Dazai against the background wall. His silver hair fell and swept over the bandage, and he breathed hotly: "The 'invalidation' of Zhijiang is still so irritating and reassuring." Barrage explosion: Is this wall-dong an act of revenge? Sexual tension kills me! An old enemy becomes his wife? Ginjiu wiped his gun silently: "I'll kill you if you continue to speculate on CP." Kakashi passed by holding "Intimate Paradise": "Paid content, not suitable for children." Later…… There is a question in the interview question book: "What do you most want to do to the other person?" Gojo stared at Dazai's lips and pulled his tie provocatively: "I'll make you cry and beg for mercy." Dazai wrapped the bandage around his Adam's apple, straddling his waist and chuckled, "What a coincidence... I want to see you suffocate." Mission: All difficulties can be overcome